Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic. Just in case you were confused with the first chapter. (I realized I said I owned everything.)
Here is the next chapter… Whatever…
To Playstation14: I have something to tell you…I WANT MY MIND BACK! Why is it that most people here think like me? It just so happens that's what I do. I also think my story has room for improvement. And I agree too much randomness is bad.
Oh yeah, I just wanted to say DARKSNICKERS is the name of my gummi ship in Kingdom Hearts 2. (Great game)
Anyway time to start.
Chapter 3
They might have not found ALL of it yet. AKA: The shortest chapter ever!
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The brave team of explorers continued the great search for Shadow's house. Well, more like the group of idiots looking for some place to live. Sonic was just walking, but it was hard for are running hero for he must go fast, Amy was being annoying, Knuckles was listening to rap, Tails was picking his nose, and Cream was watching Tails pick his nose. Of course, in lazy author style, they found it soon after the last chapter. But first we have to go over the about five minutes they spent looking.
Amy sat down. "When are we going to find it? I want ice cream!"
"What makes you think he has ice cream?" asked Knuckles.
"You know what Shadow does most of the day!" answered (Kind of) Sonic.
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Sonic was playing with alphabet soup then Sonic said "Perfect!"
I spelled out "fuck you".
Then the author came on the table. "Sonic. Always remember what I'm about to say"
Sonic nodded.
"Never play with words Sonic" Said the author.
"Yes master" agreed Sonic.
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"What the fuck does that has to do with anything?" asked knuckles. (Again.)
"Why do you ask so many questions? I'll show you the real one now!" answered (Kind of.) Sonic. (Again.)
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Shadow was watching TV while crying and eating ice cream. It was that Bo Bo Bo show.
"Maria! WHY! WHY? I MISS YOU!" cried Shadow.
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"Hey look! It's Shadow's house!" said Knuckles pointing at a rock.
Sonic angrily groaned. "No Knuckles, THAT'S A ROCK!"
Tails rolled his eyes. "It seems more like a bad joke to me."
"Look! There's Shadow's house!" said Knuckles as he pointed to a house of sticks.
"No, it's where Megaman (The robot) lives now after his 8th game." Mumbled Sonic.
"HOLY CRAP! LOOK THERE'S SHADOW'S HOUSE!"
"SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU AND- Oh wait your right there it is."
The heroic group of explorers went over to the door and heroically knocked on the door, but it sounded more people beating the door though. Then somebody opened it.
"OH MY GOD IT CAN'T BE!" yelled Sonic.
"Yes it can! Because it's my house faker!" protested Shadow.
"But your dead!"
"If I tell you how, I'll have to kill you. But just in case you really want to know, it was my clone."
"Umm can we come in?"
"Yes, I've been expecting you."
The gaggle of pals walked in to find an almost empty room. With some teddy bears lined up in front of a TV with a picture of Shadow killing black doom on it. Also there are no windows and no doors.
"Yes that's why you set up the teddy bears am I'm right?"
"Yeah, I'm sorry but I forgot to set up Shadow's teddy bear. It looks like He will just have to take Sonic's teddy bear.
So then they all sat down on the umm teddy bears and then the paper on the TV lit up and showed umm saw2.
"Ok now let's see the rest of the house." Said Shadow cheerfully.
"The rest of the house! Where!" asked Knuckles.
"Well there's always that crack in the wall in that corner." Said Tails.
"Oh shut up Tails you're not helping!"
"Well…" started Shadow. "I'm not really sure. But I was pretty sure I put it somewhere after I was done playing with it…"
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Me: Yay! Two chapters in one day! Yay me!
Shadow: So I didn't die…hmm…REVIEW!
Me: That's my line…