Poor Kagome looked in horror at her boyfriend being pounded on by her best friends. 'Aw shit! Why do they always hafta overreact? (spelling?) Oh well, at least they don't think that I was getting to second base with Inu-Cutie, I mean, Inuyasha...'

"WTF GUYS! ITS NOT AS IF SHE DIDN'T WANT IT!"

"WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE IF SHE WANTS YOU OR NOT! WE ALL KNOW SHE HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SO MEAN TO HER!" the gruesome twosome shouted and they proceeded to slap Inu around like a hackey sack. (again, spelling?)

'Uhhhhh...looks like I don't have a choice if I want Inuyasha to live, which I certainly do! I mean, come on! He's the only guy I got round here!' "Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha didn't force himself on me, I kissed him right back, and, to tell the truth...I kinda liked it...a lot." Kagome's face turned into a ripe red rutabaga.

"Are... are you for kidding me! You actually LIKE Inuyasha?"

Kagome nodded

"Hot damn! You coulda fooled me!" Miroku was thoughroly (ok, I KNOW I spelled this wrong!) enjoying this. 'Hmmm... maybe I can get Kags to give Sango a few pointers... that could be interesting...'

"... And so I think that- MIROKU! ARE YOU LISTING TO ME?"

"Of course, Sango dear!"

"DONT YOU BE CALLIN ME 'DEAR' YOU PERVERT! WE DON'T NEED BOTH OF YOU GUYS GETTIN ALL FREAKY ON US!"

"Hey guys... ahem... Would you mind GETTING THE HELL OFFA ME? I'M HAVING JUST A LITTLE TROUBLE BREATHING!"

A Few Hours Later

Inuyasha and Miroku had gone off to the woods, searching for food to cook on the fire Kagome and Sango were making. "Hey Sango...ummmmm..."

"Hmmmm? What, Kagome?"

Kagome blushed a little, "Oh it's nothing, really!" 'Yeah, and I love Miroku! Oh, wait...' (Sango's not very good with much of anything)

"Sango, how much do you like Miroku?" Kagome asked with this real innocent-type face.

Now it was Sango's turn to transform into some kind of red vegetable "WHAT? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT, KAGOME? HAHAHAHAHHA! S IF! I DON'T LIKE MIROKU! WHAT ARE YOU TALKNG ABOUT? HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA"

'Wow, she's an even worse lair then me! And everyone knows I suck!' Sango, come on. I'm your best friend! If you can't tell me, who can you tell...besides Miroku, that is" shifty eyes

"Kagome, please. Why would I like that adorable pervert? Any just why on earth would I love it when he rubs my ass and only slap him so people don't think I enjoy it, hmmm?"

"AWWWWW! SANGOO! That's soooooo cute! I knew you liked him! o and I'm gunna help you get him!"

"Wha...what? Kagome, how on earth do you plan to do that?"

"Easy! We'll just do what I did! Well, first off, you don't have to wait for Miroku to get horny, like I did for Inuyasha, because Miroku is always looking for some love. Secondly, we know he likes you-"

"Please Kagome! He likes anything with two boobs and an ass! Hell! He'd even settle for one boob and an ass cheek!"

"Well, at least he'll still want you, even if he doesn't like you, he'll still like your bod!"

"Oh Kagome! You are soo unromantic!"

"Sango, I've waited too long for my knight in shining fire rat fur to come and sweep me off my feet! I was totally willing to settle, and you should be too!"

"... You're crazy, Kagome"

"Maybe so, but I also have a boyfriend, and that's more than you can say! So listen up! I'm going to somehow convince Miroku to grab your ass (witch really shouldn't be too hard) and I'll have it so me and Inu-hot stuff leave you two alone 'before we notice' then, just let him keep rubbing, and you'll be surprised at the results! I guarantee it!"

--o--

"Hey ladies, we're back, and we've got fish!"

"Oh good, that will sure build up our strength!"

"Heh, heh, heh... and you two sure need it after all that red hot passion!"

"EW MIROKU! YOU LECH! YOU KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY TO MAKE THINGS UNROMANTIC!"

Miroku's eyes perked up a little. "Oh, Sango! Would you like a little romance?" 'Cripes!' Thought Kagome, 'I didn't even have to say anything to him!'

'Oh!' A blushing Sango thought as she felt the familiar brush of a manly palm on her backside, 'Kagome must have already spoken to Miroku! I'm so happy...'

"uhh, come on, Inuyasha! Lets go for a walk in the woods, it's such a nice night and all.."

"But what about my din-din!" The puppy whined.

"Take it with you, for god's sake! Lets just go!" Kagome dragged a bewildered Inuyasha into the woods after her.

"Planning on some naughty things, hmmm?" Miroku called after them

"NO!" Kagome shouted 'yes'

After about 5 minutes of butt rubbing, Miroku began to get curious. "Sango, why aren't you slapping me and yelling profanities and breaking my little old heart, my achey-breaky heart?" (ahhhhhh... I was just watching Hannah Montana, and Billy Ray sings that song)

"Umm... well..."

A smile began to tickle the corners of Mir-Mir's mouth. "Could it be, Sango...that you... like me?"

HAHAHAHHAAA! I LEAVE YOU AT A CLIFFY! MUHUAHUHAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUHAHAHAHAAAA but I guess its not that much of a cliffhanger since we all know that answer. OR WILL I BE EVIL? WHO KNOWSS! O0O0O0O0O0O0O SPOOKY SPOOKY!

okies, yall, who likes AMVs! (Anime music videos) cuz I sure do! I've made a lot of them! that's my AMV site!