Guess what everyone? I bound and gagged Rumiko Takahashi, and Inuyasha is mine now! MUUHUHAAUUHAUAUAAHUAAA!

Or at least, Miroku's achey-breakey heart is!

"Sango, could it be that…you like me?"

"Ummmmm…….well…that is..uhh….."

"Hmmmmmm, I could definitely take that as a yes, even at the risk of you slapping me, I think I'll give this a try"

"Hmmmm?" Sango started to mumble, but before she could finish, Miroku cut her off with a tender kiss. 'HOTT DAMN! I GOTTA REMBER TO THANK KAGOME-DONO FOR THIS!' When Sango made no effort to stop him, Miroku made the kiss a little less innocent. His mouth came down hard on the demon slayer's and her mouth opened a little, just from the force Miroku had but on her lips. Miroku, being thoroughly trained in this field (its been how many women now?) wasted no time deepening the kiss. 'What's come over Sango-Chan? Usually I can't even do something as simple as hold her hand, but she's letting me french her? And by the looks of it, she's really, REALLY enjoying it!'

Miroku moved his hand down over Sango's curves to rest on her ass, and they slowly begin to creep to her front…

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Back to Couple #1!

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"Ouch! Inuyasha! Watch those claws! Geez! You could take someone's eye out with those things! (particularly mine!)"

"Well EXCUSEEEE ME Kagome! I'll just sit over here on this stupid log and not kiss you at all! HOW'S THAT FOR YA!"

'Shit, he's got me here, now that I've had a taste I can't just stop, but I don't want him to know that! Ohhhhh! I don't know what to do!'

"Inuyasha, now that I've had a taste I just cant give it up."

"SAY WHAT?" The bewildered but not necessarily unhappy hanyou asked.

'Aw shit! That wasn't what I was going to say! Damn damn damn damn!'

"Uh, I mean, Hey Mister! You have to be considerate of my feelings (and pain) you know!"

"Gee Kagome, that sure sounds a lot different from what you said to be before….." Inuyasha smirked and moved towards Kagome. 'Ha! Now that I know she can't resist my boyish charm, I can pretty much do whatever the hell I want and act as mean and as arrogant as I want!'

'Uh-oh! I sure as hell hope Inuyasha is too stupid to find out he as the upper hand now…' Yeah, well, let's just say he wasn't. Inu-Manly-Man pulled Kagome down under him in a classic pose of male dominance and distracted her with a big ol' wet kiss as he worked on getting her shirt off without ripping it to shreds and undoing that goddamn bra hook. 'Mmmmmmm…I should really be stopping him right now. Yep, any second I'm just gunna shoot up and start 'sitting' him' (YEAH RITE!) 'Wow' thought Inuyasha 'she really IS letting me get away with anything. THIS IS POSSIBLY THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!'

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I would go back to Sango and Miroku, but they might be doing some M-rated behavior, just as Inuyasha and Kagome might be doing. I don't want to change this is M if that means some of you can no longer read it, but if you want me to, I will add a few lemons, and make it M worthy. So tell me in reviews! (I'm sorry this chappie is so short, but hey, I cant go anywhere from here right now, so I wont be updating unless I get a good amount of reviews. Sorry, but this actually is for your own good.)

--Review Replies—

THIS IS A REPLY TO EVERY COMMENT IN THE ORDER I GOT THEM ('cept kagome10678, cuz i didint know what to say to 'lol')

serena221 --- LOL! i might hafta boost it up to an 'M'! lol... i don't think i will though, gotta keep this story open for some of my loyal readers ILU GUYS! XD

kagome10678---- thankies for gettin me off my butt. from now on i have all comments going straight to my email so i see them! it will remind me to update too!

sugarsweet pie ---- yeah I totally agree, Inu-Pervert is mucho kickass!

LLFallenAngel---the old HAHAHAHAHHAHA eh? a classic!

Rikku-Tasuki--- thankies

demonchicken---oh pish! i cant help it if i suck at making long chappies!

sugarsweet pie--THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

young kagome---i shall!

Beloved Kitten----I'm glad you thought so

sunglassesANDunicorns--- HAHAHAA! I AM THE SHIT! NOT A SHIT, BUT THE SHIT! lol btw, AWSOME PENNAME! LOLZ

Hopelessly Hopeful-----damn rite he's contagious! and i know bout that while right-o thingy

tigerkougra---yes, i know.

Inuyashasfavgirl--- assuming that you are reffering to Inu and Miroku, no.

Rikku-Tasuki------I KNOW! I AM AWFUL! PLEASE! STICK A PLASTIC BUTTER KNIFE IN MY HEART! lol and i was surprised too!

serena221---i love it too, wich is good, seeing as i wrote it and all

sugarsweet pie---i know! watta bonehead! i suck!

inuyashalovebug-- gotta love a horny guy in a red kinono

C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only----a very clever comment

tigerkougra--thanikes

kagome10678--yes, it is true, i do in fact suck

Hopelessly Hopefull-- omg! i did hun!

The Asian Rose---- seriosusly? haha! thats cool!

Doggy Ears n Emily--- yays! Thankies! I love these types of comments!

sasha the water goddess—okey dokey artichokey

Wolffox---YAYS! YOU ARE NICE TO ME! HAV A COOKIE! I'se so happy!

Chamillionaira The Fine Nek...—Uh, no offence or anything, BUT YOU SUCK! Hahaa! What now?

Lookit this review she leaves me, guys!

--From her—

Uh, no offense or anything, but this chapter SUCKS! It's too...HTML! I mean, take a look at it. No, I'm serious! It's all fucked-up! And I was likin' the story! Humph! Update soon, or I shall come to your house and slit your throat, then feed your innards to my vampire pedophilic German Shepherd! JK! (or maybe not...)

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The ending is nice, but wtf does 'too html' mean?

AnimeKage—ahhh, the direct approach

Cyborg-chick—do you not want me to update or something? From a cyborg to a cyborg, "DOES NOT COMPUTE!"