Yeah…The last chapter was bad…

Chapter 5

It's like a new story!

In the middle of the darkest cave like, ever lived the greatest team of heroes that ever lived. Of course, as you've been reading are heroes have hit hard times now. For they are living in Shadow's house, because some turrets have destroyed them. Sonic gloom fully woke up to see his awful room. Stains everywhere, peeled off black paint abound. Just a ragged bed and couch.

Sonic got up and slowly walked to the stairs, and almost tripped down them for he was half awake. The rest of the house was like heaven compared to his room. Downstairs breakfast was burnt pancakes. Nobody noticed because they were half-asleep too. In other words it was like a zombie fest.

Knuckles was acting the weirdest of them all. He was holding a gun and pointing it at everyone. Everyone once in a while he would shot it in a random direction then saying "Take that bitches!" Then Shadow would pat is back saying "You'll get them anytime now."

Then Knuckles spoke up. "We need to do something! It's getting boring!"

"It's only the first hour of the day." Said Sonic.

"I know! I just like every hour of my day good! Even when I'm eating burnt pancakes!" Knuckles looked down at his plate. "Burnt pancakes?"

Just then everyone stared at there plates. Then looked at Shadow's perfectly good pancakes.

Shadow started to nervously get up and picked up his pancakes. "Know what? I'm going to get some air…"

Shadow took off to the door. Sonic quickly throw Cream at Shadow. Shadow ducked and Cream when through the window.

"Ha! Suckers!" Shadow almost made it to the door when it blown off its hinges.

There Cream was, armed with a chainsaw and RPG. She was madder than that time when Shadow shaved Sonic's hair. Fire glowing in her eyes. So much that it burnt Shadow.

"Umm…Do you want pancakes?" asked Shadow nervously.

Then Cream picked up the refrigerator then smashed Shadow with it. Then went back to her seat.

Knuckles only had one thing to say…

"Why the hell didn't you get the pancakes!"

Later that day…

There was about four holes in the wall; a pile of frying pans outside, little pieces of the chainsaw was all over the place, and holes in the ground where the refrigerator had fallen through.

Cream turned towards Tails. "TAILS!"

Tails crawled towards Cream, then talk in a scared voice. "Y-yes Qu-Queen C-C-Cream . W-What is y-your b-b-bidding?"

"When will my dragon skinned throne be ready?"

"The w-workers, th-the task i-is to-too challenging for them."

"Workers!"

Sonic was being flung around by his sword by the green dragon, and Shadow was trying to shoot it but the bullets just bounced off.

"Stop playing with that green dragon! I asked for black dragon!" ordered Cream.

"That's too hard! Look what happened to Knuckles when he tried that!" cried Sonic.

"OH GOD MY HANDS! I THINK THEY HAVE BEEN BENT BACKWARDS!" yelled Knuckles in agony.

"Sonic stop moving his head around! I can't make a head shot with you doing that!" yelled Shadow.

"I'm a bit busy at the moment!" replied Sonic.

"Idiots." Cream fired her RPG and it hit the dragon right in the face blowing up Sonic with it.

The Dragon was crying and flailing its head around. "Waaaaaah!" Then it flew off.

Sonic fell down burnt to a crisp. "I hate you so much right now…"

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Me: You'll just have to buy the next issue to find out what happens next!

Shadow: Wrong.

Me: Tune in next week?

Shadow: No.

Me: …Wait?

Shadow: Bingo!