DISCLAIMER "SHHHHH! Dammit, Rumiko! Shut the hell up! They are gunna hear you…. OH CRAP! Well, you caught me. I bound & gagged Rumiko Takahashi, and Inuyasha belongs to me now. IN YOUR FACE!"

A/n: wowies, I'm being attacked by siblings of the people I diss! Damn karma! First, Chamillionaira The Fine Neko Hanyou tells me that my story sucks cuz its "too html", so I tell her that she sucks. ((Perfectly understandable)) then I get a message from her sis! And she's yelling at me like so "And don't you even TRY to EVER tell my sista that she sucks, ok? I will rip your brains out! (Brandishes claws)

In case you don't know who I'm talkin 'bout, it's Chamillionaira. M'kay?"

Now you see, I don't think that's very nice, seeing as she says ima sucky writer and all. Then I get an e-mail from my good pal "fan fiction bot" telling me Chamillionaria left me a review saying "No, no, no! I didn't mean it like that! Okay, I think there was something wrong with my computer when I read that chapter, because all the print was in HTML form! Or maybe you uploaded it like that by accident and then changed it. Sorry, sorry, sorry, okay? Didn't mean to offend if I did. So...yeah. Thanks for updating, anyway! Do it again, do it again!"

Ummm….oookkkaayyyy… I got some questions. No, no, no! you didn't mean my chappie sucks? It that it? Cuz gee, its not like I inferred that it does, you came right out and told me! Second, Idk wat ur talking bout, cuz I never changed it and it looked fine on my compy and I got no other complaints. ((did you try refreshing?)) and do what again, update? Geez, for some of these reviews, I need like, a firkin decoder!

Well, whatevs, whats done is done, and I don't need ppl hating me or my fanfic, so lets call it truce? And, plez, don't be hatin me for being rude, cuz that's just how I am.

Now, I see a lotta yall don't real my notes, cuz even though I said "plez tell me if I should make it 'M', I got only a few responses to that! Growl! I cant really write another chappie unless I know! Blehhh! Thankies to serena221, PuppehLuff, and KiTtY-KaZzY who were the only ones (so far) to answer me. 2 votes for 'M', one for 'T'

Well, I don't want yall to get exited like "OMG SHE UPDATED! WHOOO! GO BUNNIE! GO BUNNIE!" ((btw, that would be me)) so, I'll give you something…still T rated, I don't want to disappoint any of me readers, and mayb I can make 2 stories goin off this one, this one staying T, the other being M.

Now lets try to get some story out here!

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Miroku's experienced hands ran all up and down Sango's tense back, as his lips kissed and caressed her delicate mouth. With Miroku being much more trained in this area than Inuyasha or Kagome, Sango got to really enjoy her first kiss. ((Poor Kags, looks like she chose wrong!))

Sango shifted uncomfortably under his weight. He had her pinned against a tree, and he had been moving closer and closer to her with each passing moment. 'This is going too fast… its not supposed to be like this… we were supposed to take things slow… I feel like he's just using me, like he does all other women… I don't really think he feels the same way I feel about him' Sango gently pushed the young monk off of her, and moved from her sitting position to sit up on her calves. She stared at the ground, waiting for Miroku to say something. 'Uh-oh, what if that was some kind of test, like, I wasn't supposed to kiss her after she offerd herself to me. Maybe I was supposed to resist… oh no, what have I done?' Miroku thought worridly as he began to come up with the best excuse he could. "Sango-chan, I'm sorry, I thought you wanted me to-" But he was cut off by Sango. "Monk… Miroku… I… I did want you to kiss me, I could not have asked for anything more! But, I cant kiss someone who I know doesn't really love me… I… I… I wont be anyone's 'sex buddy!'" Sango shouted as she blushed at her own boldness and turned away. 'Sango… cant you tell that I care for you?'

"Sango-chan, please, you must belive me! I do care for you, deeply! I could never use you as someone who I simply had intercourse with! With women I don't know, yes, but not you! Sango-chan, I respect you too much for that. I… I… I might even love you too much for that."

'What? Love? Miroku-sama, loves me?' Sango looked up at Miroku with teary eyes, and buried her face in his robes. "Miroku-sama! I (sob) I love you too!"

Miroku smiled down at the crying girl on his lap. "Please Sango-Chan, call me just 'Miroku'"

Sango looked up at him and smiled. "Miroku, take me"

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"Kagome, what in the world was that all about? Why did you pull me away from camp!"

(sigh) Inuyasha can be so thick-headed sometimes! But I had better not tell him, I must keep Sango's secret safe!'

"Oh Inuyasha, I just uh… wanted to get you alone is all."

Inuyasha's ears perked up "Oh really? Well, Kagome-chan I will not let you down! What kind of man would I be if I denied you the privlage that is me?"

"Not the one I'm in love with, that's for sure!"

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ooookies! Plez don't kill me for this being so short! I need you guys to tell me if it should be M or not! Ahhh!

Alright, right now, I am positively GLUED to two fanfics in particular. Accidentally Attracted by Kougaschick89 and What's In The Little White Box! by Loli's Crazy Journey. Kouga'schick and Loli not only make great fanfics, they give great rviews and write back to your reviews real nice like! Ahh, me luvs them and their humor and stories! Bunnie looks up to you guys! XD whooo! Her idols! ((Bunnie luvs talking in the 3rd person! Why talk in the 1st if you can have 3 people?)) the first fanfic I ever read: Undiscovered by Baby-Jayde is one of meh all-time favs! Its soo good! I luvs it I luvs it! ((Bunnie's got a lotta love .))

(-.-) make me happy! Please review! I smile whenever I get one! ((unless your mean to me, in wich case I pout and then write a very offensive letter back to you, you meanie! ))