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Just like when I wrote the first chapter…except with lack of sleep and insanity creeping around the corner. Meh, I'll see it through. Sorry if this is not the type of writing you want from me. Maybe I would know if there wasn't a lack of reviews…
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Chapter 7
Queen Cream part 3
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They went back to bed, only to find out it was morning by Cream.
Cream walked up to them and set them on fire with a blow torch. "Wake up ya slackers!"
Sonic danced around the room trying to put out the fire on his ass. "What the hell is wrong with you? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?"
"You know what? This reminds me about that one time…" started Shadow
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Shadow was one a rebel transport ship in a space battle. They landed on the Empire's ship and Shadow got off.
"Ok team, it's time to kick some ass."
The rebel pilot leaned over through the window. "No way man. You're on your own!" The pilot took off.
"Hey! You jackasses! I have something for ya!" Shadow took out a rocket launcher and fired it. The transport blew up in tiny shiny pieces.
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"What does that have to do with Cream trying to kill me with a blow torch?"
"I don't know…It might have something to do with first grade…" said Shadow grimly.
"Oh…you want to talk about it?"
"No, it's ok."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure faker!"
"100 sure? I don't want and nightly killing sprees out of you."
"I'll try, but I can't make any promises."
"That's ok, it's the fact that you're trying that counts."
"Really?"
"Hell no!"
Later that day they were mining steel. Which sucked.
Knuckles had 500 pounds of it already, Sonic had 100 pounds, Shadow had 150, Tails had 50, and Amy had 5.
"When is Eggman coming here?" asked Sonic taking a look at the clock every five minutes.
"Well, before he goes out he eats a bit. Which takes about 1 hour. Then he takes a bath, with the amount of water it takes, one hour, if the guy moves an inch a wave of water comes out. Then he works on his stash, which, because he thinks its art, 2 hours. Then he eats again, and then finally he brushes his teeth, which takes about 5 hours." Ended Shadow.
"… How do you now that much?"
"I had to work with the guy. It's hard to forget the thing you have to wait 9 hours for just to pick up new batteries for the flashlight."
"I see…"
"See what?" asked Shadow as he turned around rapidly and then tripped.
"Right when I thought he was getting smarter…"
"It looks as if there is only one who can help us with in the next 9 hours is…
MISTER T!"
"Who's that?"
"To tell the truth I don't really know…"
9 hours later…
Shadow pointed up to the sky. "Look, it's a bird!"
Then Amy pointed too. "No, it's a plane!"
Sonic folded his arms and rolled his eyes. "No guys, it's just an army of killer flying turrets…"
Shadow leaned on his tip toes and looked harder. "Really? I could have sworn it was a-"Sadly Shadow was cut off by being blasted by rockets.
Randomly, Omega and Rouge randomly started fly too.
"It looks like team dark is blasting off againnnnnnnnn!" They all said at once. Only to hit the top of the cave. Rouge died again and Omega was nowhere to be found. Shadow just landed and got back on his feet.
DARKSNICKERS and DOLLAR BILLY floated down then DARKSNICKERS spoke.
"We come in piece, we are probably going to kill you after we defeat Cream, but we still come in piece."
DOLLAR BILLY also spoke. "Well if it isn't are old friends…" He took out a piece of paper. "Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Amy, and Knuckles."
"Well…" Started Sonic. "Amy is making out with a poster of me on the wall, Shadow is trying to get Darth Vader to stop bother Luke, Knuckles is passed out from drinking too much, and so is Tails."
Just then all of them walked back.
Amy had nothing to say.
Shadow cut off Luke's hand. "Luke, I'm not your father!"
"Wait, why the hell did you cut off my hand if you had nothing to say? Now I'm not going to have any hands by the time my father gets here!" yelled Luke.
"Oh, I killed him."
"…" Anyway then they started a light saber battle but I'm not going to talk about it. But I'll say Shadow won though he lost both of his legs and arms, but it was his clone that did the fighting.
"Did I tell you about the time this guy walked into a bar……………Ouch!" Said Knuckles almost passing out.
Tails was still passed out.
Eggman also went down. "No worries Sonic, my turret army should be killing Cream any time now. Now where is my part of the deal?"
"Ha! I tricked you! I'll only pay you 3 dollars and 50 cents!" replied Sonic.
"Damn you Sonic! Damn you, you damn dirty hedgehog! Damn you all to hell!"
Just then some turret heads flew over Eggman and Sonic and co. (More like two less than an army of turret heads.) And there Cream stood, eyes blazing, so much that her ears went on fire. Tails ran over to put them out.
Tails, after putting out the flames, brushed the ashes off of Cream's ears. "Are you ok my queen?"
"Yes I am. Thank you Tails, for being loyal to your one and only queen." Stated Cream. "Just for that, you get to be a lesser king of shorts."
"Yay!" shouted Tails.
"A lesser king." Explained Cream.
"Oh well, fine with me." Said Tails.
"Tails! You trader! Backstabber! You sham! How could you!" yelled Sonic.
"Well, it was just the power of true love-" started Tails but he was cut off.
"Lesser king! Lesser!" reminded Cream.
"Err I mean the will power-" started Tails. "And maybe even love if I can get to her." Tails thought out loud. (But said quietly though.) "of an empire which will soon rule the world! Muhahahaha!"
Sonic stood there getting enraged. For some reason he was now wearing a white shirt and blue pants, also holding a red book. "You Cream me sick! You control people only for your self gain! You take random people and mess with their hearts and force them to fight! But…WE WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS! Creamlordo Z! Isn't that right Shach!
Shadow now seemed more like a little kid in a black dress, the color of the red lines in his hair was now yellow, and he also had lines going down his eyes. "Sure thing Sokio! As long as we work together we will always win!"
Creamlordo Z laughed. Cream now wore a helmet and purple cape. "You fools! You will never defeat me!"
The next Chapter: The final showdown!
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