Taco-chan: I AM BACK, PEOPLE! HALELUJAH! Sorry, I just got back from church…plus I'm happy! I was looking at this story's stats, and it had 118 hits! YAY!

Disclaimer: The day I own Inuyasha or any baseball team is the day pigs fly. #Looks out window at giant flying pig balloon# Irony has a cruel sense of humor…

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Chapter 3:

The first inning

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When the game started, Kagome finally had a reason to shut Hojo up. The Twins headed out onto the field, since they were at their home field. Johan Santana was pitching for the Twins. Up first to bat was #5 Matt Holliday. Matt got a single hit. Up next was #27 Garret Atkins. He hit a single, but Castillo and Morneau made a double play and got them both out. Next up was #55 Danny Ardoin, who was struck out ending the top of the first.

"And it's the middle of the inning, Bert." The announcer said.

"Yes it is, Rick." Bert replied. "And we'll be back after these commercials." He finished as a completely unimportant Aflac commercial showed on the screen.

"So, what do we do now?" Kagome asked her friends.

"We could sit and talk…" Ayumi suggested.

"Or giggle at cute guys." Eri added.

"OR we could get snacks." Yuka said. "I'll go get us some. Eri, Ayumi, Hojo, You comin'?"

Eri and Ayumi nodded. Hojo was too busy trying to get Kagome to talk to him, and she was too busy trying to ignore him. Yuka grabbed him by the ear and dragged him away. "Sheesh. What's with Yuka?" Kagome asked Inuyasha. He shrugged. "Well, at least Hojo is gone. But I have a feeling that they're gonna try and set me up with him."

"Why?" Inuyasha asked.

"Because they do all the time."

"Oh."

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Meanwhile…

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"Alright Hojo, listen up." Yuka hissed after the three girls had shoved him into the nearest janitors' closet. "We want to make Kagome totally happy, OK?"

"Yeah." Eri agreed. "So we bribed the manager into putting you and her onto the kisscam."

"Do we HAVE to be in HERE!" Ayumi whined. "This place smells weird, and I think I just stepped on an old moldy washcloth."

"It makes it more dramatic." Eri whispered in her ear.

"It makes WHAT more dramatic?" Ayumi asked.

"Iunno." Eri replied. Ayumi sweat-dropped. "Anyways, Hojo, we told you so you wouldn't pass out in shock. But you'd better act surprised, ya hear?" Hojo nodded dumbly. "Good." Eri finished and the four walked out of the closet to go get snacks and return to their seats.

((A/n …Okay…that was weird. They acted evil. I have no idea why, but … anywayz, onto the story!))

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"And we're back folks! Colorado's pitcher T Martin will be facing off against Justin Morneau!" Bert Blylevn cried.

The four returned to their seats with a large popcorn for Eri, Ayumi, and Yuka to share, ramen for Inuyasha, nachos for Kagome, and a soda for Hojo.

"WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?" Kagome roared over the noise of the crowd. "MORNEAU'S BATTING!"

The four mumbled 'sorry' before sitting down in their seats.

The first pitch thrown was a ball, then a strike, then two more balls, then one more strike. The pitcher threw the ball one more time.Morneau hit the ball and WHAM! It went flying and flying…

At this point, Kagome realized that it would be coming right at their section. I have to have that ball! Morneau's my favorite player! "Hey, Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.

"What?"

"That ball is coming towards us. Since Morneau's my favorite player, would you catch it for me?" Kagome asked sweetly.

Inuyasha blushed. "Sure." The ball landed on the stairs nearby. Everyone was pushing through the rows to get it. Inuyasha jumped over everyone's heads, grabbed the ball, and jumped back to Kagome. "Here ya go, Kagome."

"Thanks, Inuyasha! This is Morneau's 24th homerun!" Kagome said. They then realized how silent it was. They looked around.

Everyone was staring.

And by everyone, I mean everyone. Not just Eri, Yuka, Ayumi, and Hojo. Every single fan stared straight at them. The announcers were shockingly silent. The players on the field had eyes the size of Canada, and Morneau…well, he had been rounding second base, but when Inuyasha jumped, his jaw hit the ground in astonishment.

"Um…Ano…Hi?" Kagome said meekly. Everyone continued to stare. "Uh…we're really not all that interesting, can we go back to the game please?" she asked, but failed miserably. No one listened to her.

Inuyasha was getting pissed. All those stares were so freakin' annoying. Grrrr…………ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! "CAN WE JUST GO BACK TO THE GODDAMNED GAME?" Inuyasha cried. Everyone listened to him. Besides, a person who can jump that high and far is probably pretty strong.

Anyways. Morneau finished rounding the bases and the Twins finished the rest of the inning.

"Buncha' losers."

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Taco-chan: Okay…that was really really really really short. I have no idea what I'm gonna do next chapter. Don't be surprised if I don't update for awhile. I need an idea.

Inuyasha: So think of an idea. Duh.

Taco-chan: I knew that, stupid. I'll probably just work on my other story. Duh.

Inuyasha: FEH!

Taco-chan: Anyways, I would like to thank my lovely reviewers for chapter 2:

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But mostly, I would like to thank mikita inugirl for helping me figure out how to make hopo and inu fight! YAY!

Inuyasha: Me and Homo get to fight? Awesome! Do I kick his ass?

Taco-chan: I'm not tellin' you.

Inuyasha: But you have to tell me. I'm one of the voices in your head. I'LL DRIVE YOU MAD!

Taco-chan: Uh…Inuyasha? I'm already mad. I wouldn't have a voice in my head to begin with if I wasn't.

Inuyasha: DAMN!

Taco-chan: Now that that's cleared up, Sango, say the review-or-else punch line?

Sango: Sure.

Inuyasha: O.o SANGO? She doesn't even make an appearance in this fanfic!

Taco-chan: So? Now, go ahead, Sango.

Sango: You either review…or…#evil smirk, murderous glare#...heh heh heh…or else.

Taco-chan: YOU HEARD HER! REVIEW!