One review…KNOW WHAT? FORGET YOU! I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU! I DON'T YOUR THOUGHTS! I'M GOING WITH THE RULING THE WORLD IDEA! Enjoy this chapter! It will be the last one you read with a free mind…

Chapter 8

Sidetracked

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(In case you didn't know by the chapter title, this chapter has nothing to do with the last chapters.)

A news reporter was on the scene everything looked cool and shiny. (Oh yeah, did it I say this is in the future?)

"This is Lilly G0026 reporting from Fox in the box year 3000. We have found an ancient fight scene from 994 years ago, it seems to have something to do with a fanfiction author and a person who put it on there favorites and only reviewed it once…and too late! Down here is…black doom?"

"Umm what? When did I get here? I need to talk to the guys at the mother ship…"

"Umm anyway down here we can see marks of blood, and down here is what looks like a pool of blood. So it seems like some body parts were cut off. Then we find a ancient weapon…a cookie with a screw through it…yeah…baaack to you Bob 309!"

Sonic turned off the TV and sat on the couch all bored like. Then everyone burst into the room.

Knuckles when walking in all pimp like, yes he is still trying to be a pimp. "Yo Sonic dog! What's ya doing?"

Shadow also came in, now with robot eye, gunsword, two guns on the side, and pants… "Hello my dear friend Sonic."

"Hey Shadow! When did you get the robot eye?" asked Sonic.

"Ah yes. I great choice for a story. I was the great battle of hoth. Little did the rebels and the empire know the real treat was Black Doom, for he was making a giant laser beam bigger and better than the death star."

"Wait, then how did it fit everywhere on hoth is it was bigger than the death star?"

"The core was replaced duh! Anyway I got there using my super cool drill thingy. And I got the where Black Doom was, we stared down, then he was cheap and threw my drill my eye. But using my cunning I fired one of my fist into the Doom star(As Black Doom called it.) and it blew up in a great explosion."

Amy then walked in. "In other words he poked his eye out knitting."

"I'm telling you that needle was out to kill me!" pleded Shadow.

"Where do you get the logic for you story? How did they replace the core of hoth? How did you get there? HOW DID YOU LIVE?" asked Sonic.

"Do you dare doubt logic that lets us live for 1000s of years?" questioned Shadow.

"Oh yeah…"

Knuckles rubbed his back. "Well, I think I'm getting old…"

"I can live forever you know…" bragged Shadow.

"STOP BRAGGING SHADOW! YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE LAST 1000 YEARS!" yelled Knuckles.

WARNING! WARNING! WRITER'S BLOCK AHEAD!

Me: xvx slash. 100 hp.

Writer's block: shut mind down. 1000000000 hp.

GAME OVER

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Anyway… It's time!

I took out a knife while Shadow took out a gun, I gave him five dollars…what a fine five dollars it was…perfect in every way…ah…anyway they closed in on shadow the hedgyhog

"Well, I guess you'll just get a swift shot in the balls instead…" I said.

Shadow smiled as he closed in on shadow the hedgyhog…screams of pain were then heard.

"Well, that's all for now, t-t-t-t-t-t-that's all bitches!" said I.