captain deoxys: Really don't get what you mean about a open mind, if your talking about being mean to shadow the hedgyhog…I was just messing with him. Wait…him? (Checks bio) yeah him. (No insult intended shadow(I'll just call you shadow now).)

Shadow the hedgyhog: Lol, I find your reviews funny. I picked on you because you were afraid. (Joke wise, it's not like you were really scared or anything.) So I made it a little joke out of boredom. I would like to see my probably painful demise in your story! )

(Yes, when the person is having fun when there killed, it really takes the fun out of killing them.) One more thing…IT DOESN'T TAKE UN-SIGNED REVIEWS! HOW DO I FIX THIS! Oh yeah, do you have Microsoft word? If so use it, it's what I use. (See, no spelling mistakes. Sometimes grammar mistakes, but without it my stories would be about as badly spelled as yours.) (No insult intended, I'm saying that I suck at spelling as much as you. Maybe even more…)

To Shadowisen: You made…like the fastest review…I've ever seen…what was it…like five minutes after it showed up…or maybe five minutes after I sent it…

To Mew3692002: Are you dead? You were the first one to review more than once! In other words I need your reviews!

Captain deoxys: Really! What the hell are you taking about? Hav? Do you mean have? His eyes turned into the biggest PUUPY pout imaginable? One that makes everyone open there minds)? If you D(?)on't budy(?) then I'll pull your pubic hair? Do you mean puppy! Do you mean buddy? Who is Tenacious D? Really…Your review makes no sence.

To shadow the hedgyhog: It clicked on your homepage, it was what I thought it was, BUT HOW DARE YOU SAY MY BRAIN WAS DISGUSTING!

Great, I had this great opening about how everyone that added this story to there favorites list had Shadow in there name so I has going to go all Shadow with this story because I had to use what the masses wanted in till captain deoxys added it to his favorites list too. -.-

DAMN IT! My mouse is double clicking! It's highlighting all of the words! It takes me like five minutes to start writing! IT'S GETTING ANNOYING! I'm this close: ---- to breaking my mouse! No wait…I'm out. DIE MOUSE DIE!

Chapter 9

Backtracked

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(Yeah…I'm just taking my sweet time writing the next chapter.)

It was in the past, the kind of past in which the aliens were visiting for the summer.

Sonic was sitting on the couch, just watching something, then the door bell rang. Sonic opened the door, only to see Knuckles standing at his door step. He had a big hat now and talked really fast now.

"Hello would you like to buy the newest in cleaning umm stuff. A washer!"

"Knuckles? What are you doing selling dishwashers?" asked Sonic.

"This is the past, see? And we'll keep on going into the past, see? BECAUSE THE PAST IS THE NEW FURTURE!"

"Umm." Before Sonic could finish they disappeared.

Later…err earlier…

Sonic and Knuckles were in suits of armor, Shadow was waking up and down the fleet of solders cornered by a army of rebels slowly closing in.

Sonic looked back at army of rebels slowly closing in (I could have sworn I heard that somewhere before…) and freaked out. "Knuckles! What's going on?"

"We are a part of the roman army, the rebels are closing us in, we, are making are stand against thousands more solders, Shadow was lost his memory again and thinks he is the commander of this army, and we will take are ground." Knuckles said as he held up his sword. "WIN!"

Everyone stared at Knuckles, some people coughed "Loser!" Everyone took a step anyway from Knuckles.

"Knuckles…" Sonic started. "How do you know so much?"

"Well, I have my sources." Knuckles said releasing his grip from a nearby solder.

"I think I pissed my armor." Said one of the solders.

"Good, if you die then we can throw your body and distract them!" said Shadow coming up with the worst idea ever.

Amy then walked over to Sonic. "Hello Sonic! Nice to meat here…"

Sonic looked at Amy, then at the army of rebels, then back at Amy. "Hey Amy, you want the best spot ever?" Amy nodded. "Ok, so come up here." Sonic pointed a few feet forward past the front lines. "You'll be with the invisible unit. Here is the invis leaf." Sonic said as he put a leaf on her head.

"I'm invisible?" asked Amy.

"Yes Amy, but you have to be quiet or they'll know your there."

"Ok."

Meanwhile Shadow was pondering about how to win. "This is hard." Shadow had over heard what Sonic and Amy were talking about. "So she thinks she is invisible…Wait! I got an idea!" Shadow grinned evilly and walked over to Amy.

"Hey Amy, we can still see your clothes, you need to take them off or they know your there."

"Hmm ok!"

Shadow walked back with a grin on his face. The roman solders were trained not to be distracted, but Sonic had questions.

"Shadow, I know this could possibly be are last moments alive…But that was going a bit far…"

"Shsh! It's a plan!" replied Shadow.

"…"

And it worked, they were so distracted by Amy they lost. Anyway are heroes disappeared in a flash again.

Earlier that timeline…

They appeared in the stone age. Knuckles got an idea.

"We can rule this world! We got to come up with a project so we can become…caveman rich!"

"Well…" started Sonic.

Later…

Sonic was spying into Tails's house…

Tails held up the wheel. "Yes! With this new invention! I can help man for the greater good!"

Sonic and Knuckles laughed at the evil plan they came up with.

"Muhahaha!" laughed Sonic. "But how are we going to get them to buy it?"

"Well have to use an outlawed way of getting them to do are bidding…"

The next day…

Sonic was on stage, looking down on a crowd of people.

"Hello fellow cave people, you want to get somewhere fast? Then get wheel!" said Sonic. Knuckles then held up a stone tablet with a picture of people buying the wheel, then put it down.

"For some strange reason me want wheel now!" said on of the cavemen.

"Me too!" said another.

So anyway they threw shiny rocks at Sonic. It hurt, but it was money. Tails then walked up to Sonic and kicked the wheel, it fell on Sonic's foot.

"DAMN YOU TAILS!" yelled Sonic.

End…

The screen flashes to a black screen word "Review" in the middle.

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