Taco-chan: I decided that I might as well start typing chapter 4 before I go up to Kellie's cabin! Splee! I am clearly happy! Know why? Because since I am going such a long distance away, I get a cell phone! It's about goddamn time!

Inuyasha: I still don't know why Sango got to say 'review.' SHE ISN'T IN THIS STORY!

Taco-chan: Wanna bet? I couldn't think of anything to do in the second inning, so I'm gonna make almost all of this chapter stuff going on in Feudal Japan. HA!

Inuyasha: DAMN!

Disclaimer: #Calls lawyer# Yes, sir…I would like to now if I owned Inuyasha yet…I don't? Really?... Really. Ms. Rumiko Takahashi wasn't willing to let me have them…Okay! Bye! #hangs up# That conversation never really took place, but…whatever. It gets my point across.

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Chapter 4:

The second inning and Feudal Japan

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Feudal Japan

"Hiraikotsu!" Sango yelled as she slayed another demon. She and Miroku were having a hard time destroying a demon that holds smaller demons inside of him. Kinda like Naraku, only they aren't fused all together. Once the two hit the demon, more would come flying out of the wound. Oh how they missed Inuyasha and his Tetsusaiga's 'Wind Scar.' Oh well. They had to learn to deal without his take-charge attitude and strong sword.

Like that was ever gonna happen.

Still, they could try.

Miroku was mad. That's an understatement. He was running low on power, so he did what seemed best.

Pulled out the wind tunnel.

Idiot.

The force sucked in a few hundred demons. Unfortunately, Sango had thrown Hiraikotsu at the same time Miroku opened his wind tunnel. Miroku almost sucked it in. "Damn." Miroku panted. "That was close. Too close." He then fell unconscious. Wanna know why? There are three reasons:

A: Some of the demons he pulled in had poison in them.

B: He was extremely tired.

C: Sango hit him on the head for almost sucking in her weapon.

"YOU IDIOT!" Sango screamed, knowing fully well he couldn't hear her. "YOU ALMOST SUCKED IN MY WEAPON! GOD! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET!" She then stopped, looked at him, then the demon who was charging at them, to her weapon, and back to Miroku. "Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have knocked him unconscious." Shrugging, she yelled, "Kirara!" Kirara showed and Sango pulled Miroku onto Kirara's back.

"Hurry up!" Shippo cried, who was already sitting on Kirara.

Sango then got on and they rode off into the sunset…wow that was lame. Okay. How to rephrase that….um……I got it! Sango got on Kirara's back, who then jumped because the demon attacked. Then Kirara flew out of there, to go get Miroku medicine.

Humph. That was still lame. #shrugs# but it'll have to do.

At The Baseball Game

Kagome and Inuyasha watched as Joe Mauer hit a double. Huh. Kagome thought. I wonder what Sango and Miroku are doing right now. I hope they aren't in trouble. Shrugging it off, she continued to watch the game (and ignore Hojo).

Feudal Japan

Kirara landed in front of Kaede's hut 15 minutes later. Good thing they weren't that far away from the village. It's amazing how they were placed just the right amount away. But that's not the point right now. The point is that Miroku's unconscious. Which, of course, he would have snapped out of. He already had. He just decided to grope Sango.

Bad idea.

"Kaede!" Sango called out. "Miroku is unconscious. Again."

"What happened, Sango?" Kaede asked in her usual shaky voice.

"Is it that hard to figure out?" Sango asked wearily.

Kaede sweat-dropped and went back into her hut to get some herbs to heal the huge bump that was starting to form on Miroku's head.

What an IDIOT.

At The Baseball Game

"And next it'll be the third inning!" Bert cried as their pitcher struck out Lew Ford.

"Hey Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yeah?"

"I bet you when we get back, Miroku'll be unconscious." Inuyasha finished with a smirk.

"Okay, but what are we betting?" Kagome said.

"If I win, you can't 'sit' me for a week."

"Okay, but if I win, you have to be nice to me, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, and Kirara for a week."

Inuyasha's smirk grew. "Deal."

They shook hands.

And this whole time, their friends were staring at them in wonder.

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Taco-chan: It's a miracle of god! I actually got this finished before I had to leave! Yes! Thank you Jesus!

Inuyasha: O.o

Taco-chan: What?

Inuyasha: Please tell me I win that bet.

Taco-chan: I don't have to! #Sticks out tongue# you guys know what to do! Review!

Inuyasha: But first! The thank-you's to the reviewers:

BlackEyeCandy11412

Kagome1324

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Taco-chan: Bye!