Taco-chan: Hello, everyone! I have returned from my trip a day early! I even wrote the next 2 chapters! Kellie is my editor, FYI. Anyways, onto the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I do own Inuyasha. #Gets slapped on sunburned back by lawyer# Okay, I really don't. Damn, that hurt.

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Chapter 5

The third inning

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Eri, Ayumi and Yuka were pointing, giggling, and talking about cute boys in their classes, in their neighborhood, and the ones around them at them at the moment. Well. No surprise there. Inuyasha was swallowing an entire bowl of ramen in one gulp. Still, nothing new. Hojo was trying to figure out how to open the cell phone his mommy gave him. Yep. He's still an idiot. And Kagome –

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Where's Kagome?

Aha. Found her.

She was snooping around. Wait. Slow down, back it up, rewind and freeze. This is new. Let's see what she's up to, shall we?

Kagome's Point of View

I know those three are up to something including me and Hojo. I will find out. I have too! Or else. And I don't wanna find out what the 'or else' is.

Out of view

Kagome walked up behind the cameraman and lightly tapped him on the shoulder. "Uh, sir?" He grunted in response, not even looking away from the screen. "Did those three girls," she pointed at Eri, Yuka, and Ayumi, "try to get me and a guy named Hojo on the screens?"

"Yep. Why?" He asked in a tone that clearly said, 'I'm-bored.'

"Just wondering." Kagome said in a fake sweet voice. Oh revenge is sweet.

"I just have one question," the guy started, knocking Kagome out of her thoughts, "which one is Hojo?"

Kagome was shocked. "You don't know?"

"Nope." He replied. "They just said to put 'Kagome on with Hojo' and gave me 100 bucks."

Kagome smirked. This is gonna be fun. "He is." she said, pointing towards…

((A/n Like I'll tell you! Ha!))

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Inuyasha was still slurping down Ramen when Kagome returned. "Hey Kagome!" Inuyasha greeted her. "Where you been? The Rockies just tied the score. We'll need to get another homerun or RBI." Inuyasha informed her.

"Sorry I missed it." Kagome said, sarcasm dripping from her voice.

"No, seriously Kagome – like, where were you?" Eri asked.

"Oh, nowhere." Kagome replied sweetly. We're gonna be on the screen together!

"Alright, it's the middle of the inning!" Bert said enthusiastically. "And now it's…kiss cam time!" The crowd roared as that 'Kiss Me' song started playing. First it showed an old couple. Then it showed a little boy and girl, probably siblings. The boy kissed the girl on the cheek. Then the girl realized what was going on and started beating the crap outta him yelling something like 'Casey, you idiot!' and he was screaming, 'Avery! I'm sorry! Cut it out!' But that is completely unimportant right now. Anyways, third on the kiss cam was Kagome and…

Inuyasha. O.o ((E/n Holy flippin' crap! Hell is gonna raise now.))

Hojo passed out.

Inuyasha stared. O.O

Eri, Yuka and Ayumi gasped.

Kagome was wide eyed and muttering, "Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap." Score! Yes! I knew foiling their plans would come to my advantage!

Inuyasha was thinking back to yesterday.

-- FLASHBACK --

"What's the kiss cam?" Inuyasha whispered to Sota.

"Where if they show the two people on the screens with a heart around them, they have to kiss." Sota whispered back.

Inuyasha growled even louder. Maybe she isn't acting.

-- END FLASHBACK --

He looked at the screen, then to Kagome, then back to the screen. Well, might as well not keep 'em waitin'. So he grabbed her and kissed her.

Saying Kagome was shocked would be an understatement. But eventually she closed her eyes and-

((A/n I'm stopping there because I hate it when people describe kissing. Don't complain; it's my story. Use your goddamned imaginations.

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Anyways.

Back to the story.))

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2 minutes later…

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Brief switch to Hoho's point of view

I had a headache. Ouchies! Mommy'll have to give me some Tylenol later. I sat up and saw-

Inuyasha making out with Kagome.

My world blackened.

Out of View

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Eri stormed up behind her cousin Keiji, who just happened to be a cameraman for today's game. "WHAT THE HELL?" She screamed.

"What?" Keiji whined, clearly uncomfortable.

"You were supposed to put Kagome and HOJO on the kiss cam!" Ayumi cried.

"I didn't?" Keiji asked.

"NO! You put Kagome and that Inutrasha guy!" Yuka hissed.

"It's not InuTRASHA, it's InuYASHA." said a voice from behind. They turned to see none other then the said Inuyasha. The said pissed off Inuyasha.

Ooo. This oughtta be good.

"I-Inu-Inuyasha!" Eri stuttered.

"H-h-i" Yuka gasped.

"Kagome knew you would try and set her up with Homo." Inuyasha said. "and I remembered the kiss cam. I thought you might use that to your advantage."

WOW! Inuyasha's actually putting that tiny shred of intelligence to good use! #sniffs# I'm so proud.

"N-n-o! We had nothing to do with it! No! Nothing at all! Keiji isn't related to Eri!" Ayumi stuttered quickly. I mean anyone, even Inuyasha, would be able to see straight through that…heheheh…

Right?

Iunyasha's face expression quickly changed from 'I'm-gonna-bury-you-so-far-into-the-ground-that-the-heat-from-the-earth's-core-will-burn-your-sorry-ass!' to 'Damn-I-screwed-up.' He said happily and started walking away.

Sigh. What. An. Idiot.

"Oh, and one more thing." Inuyasha turned around. "If I find out you had somethin' to do with this…" Inuyasha suddenly had flames behind him, his eyes were overshadowed by his bangs, he had an evil smirk on his face, and he started cracking his knuckes. Ayumi, Keiji, Eri, and Yuka turned into chibis and were cowering in fear. ((E/n Hahahaha dense loser!))

He let the threat hang and walked away.

The four sighed in relif.

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T. Martin threw the ball and struck out Shannon Stewart. "And it's the middle of the inning!"

The three girls were walking back to their seats.

"Hey…I wonder what Inuyasha was gonna do to us?" Ayumi asked to no one in particular.

"I dunno, and personally, I don't wanna find out." Yuka replied.

"Ditto." Eri agreed,

"So, so true!"

The three laughed and continued towards their destination.

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Taco-chan: And there's chapter 5 for ya.

Inuyasha: Why'd you make me a dense idiot?

Taco-chan: Because you are one!

Kagome: Totally true. Hey Taco-chan, thanks for making Hoho pass out twice!

Taco-chan: You're welcome. Now Keiji, be a good little boy and thank my reviewers for chapter 4.

Keiji: Okay. Well, there's…

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