Vacuum Master996: Meh, randomness makes the world go round…and giving me money…that works too… Also, you have plenty of time to write a review. No one is rushing you…take your time. But if you REALLY like the type of humor that was in chapter two then I guess I can try to recreate it in another one of my
Shadow the hedgyhog: Yes I'm getting back to the story, I was just…thinking…about it…yeah…thinking…
For all of you that have put this story on your favorites…YOU HAVE EARNED A LIMITED EDITION SHADOW DOLL! Hug it with care. If you haven't yet then you just earned 50 years in the coal mine.
It's time!
For pebble, cardboard, and knife! Pick one then see what I picked at the end of the story!
Now for the next chapter…LOOKIE!
But let's count…
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10…
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, -1, -2, -3, -4, -5, -6, -7, -8, -9, -10…
BLAST OFF!
Chapter 100…err 10
The showdown of dumbasses.
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It was time; they were on the final destination stage. (You know, from SSBM.) Getting pumped for the fight ahead. Oddly enough there was a light breeze over them, despite though the odd location. Shach took a step forward only to hear an odd creak; it appears that someone left it in the rain and got it rusty.
Shach sweatdroped. "Umm…" started Shach only to be freaked out by the fact that they were flying over a city, ocean, and deep space. "HOLY SHIT!"
Creamlordo Z cackled happily. "Muhahahahahaha! Isn't it wonderful?" asked Creamlordo Z as she glazed at the amazing sights below them.
"But, what if we fall?" asked Sokio.
Creamlordo Z sweatdroped. "Does he usually ask such stupid question?"
"Yeah he usually does." Answered Shach with a smile on his face.
Sokio started to strangled Shach, I'm not sure what Shach was trying to say. It might be "OH GOD HELP ME!" or "GAAAAAG!" but I'm not sure…
"Anyway…" continued Creamlordo Z. "We shall settle this the only way we can…In a series of randomly thought of contests."
"…why not just fight it out?" asked Sokio.
"FIGHT? I CAN'T FIGHT! I'M TOO FEMININE TO FIGHT! Err I mean…she Creamlordo Z can't see that well through the helmet…" said Tails.
"Yeah…I think you see my point…" muttered Creamlordo Z.
"Ok! Time to start this thing! D-d-d-d-d-duel!" said Shach.
"Wait! Let's get rid of these stupid names and clothes!" said Cream.
They took them off…
"Cream?" asked Shadow.
'Yes?" asked Cream.
"Why do you still have the helmet on?"
"I like it."
"…"
First contest…
Donut throwing…
Sonic looked up at the words over him. "You got to be kidding me."
"Sonic…" started Shadow. "Did you just look at what the story says?"
Sonic looked up at the rest of the story above him. "I think we broke the forth wall…"
"What forth wall? There are no walls in sight! Let alone the forth one! I'm on my 100th one!" yelled Shadow.
"…"
"Anyway…" Started Cream. "You have to through these donuts on these sticks here, see?' Cream explained, pointing to twigs pointing up. They were slightly tilted, and one fell down. Also, the donuts weren't fresh.
"Is it me, or is this fanfiction on a really low budget?" Asked Shadow.
"ANYWAY…" said Cream in an angry voice giving a death glare to Shadow. "It will be me vs. Shadow."
Ready, set…GO!
Shadow walked over to Cream's stick and broke it, then walked back and threw a donut on it and ate the rest.
"…"
"Really quiet today hmm?" Sonic said as he looked down onto a list. "Three times already…A NEW RECORD!"
"…"
"A NEW RECORD!"
"…"
An hour later…
"A NEW RECORD!"
"Know what? This is boring; I give up, this fight cries home, gets dumped, and then kills itself." Said Cream.
"Yay! We win!" said Shadow starting to dance.
"Yes, of course we win, we won are lives on a floating platform in the middle of nowhere. Wow, we sure are lucky. I'm sure everyone wishes they were us. We'd better send postcards saying that we wish they were here." Said Sonic sarcastically.
"You just can't let anyone be happy for a little bit huh?" asked Shadow.
All of a sudden a mysterious voice rings out. "You have won heroes. Take these for you can turn everything back to normal." As the voice said that ruby slippers appeared in front of Shadow. "Click your heels three times and say "There's no place like home, except hell."
"Wait, can these fly?" asked Shadow.
"Of course they can fly."
Shadow hastily put on the slippers and started to fly.
"He can fly!" sang Sonic.
"He can fly!" sang Cream.
"HE CAN FLY! OH MY GOD!" yelled Tails. Everyone just stared at him for ruining the song.
"I CAN FFFFLLLLLYYYYY!" sang Shadow as he flew over about five feet over the middle of the platform. "Aw, this is as far as I can go?"
An evil grin grew on Cream's face. "Shadow! Use your jet shoes to fly higher!"
And he did so, the jet shoes burned through the slippers, he instantly started to fall again. "I BELIEVE I CAN FFFFLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY!" sang Shadow as he hit the ground. He crashed through the middle of the stage, hitting the little orb, getting almost killed by the shock from the orb. He flew up and landed back on the platform.
"Well…" started Cream. "This place is doomed. Bye!" said Cream as she flew off the platform, almost returning to his normal self.
"Yeah, me too." Said Tails as he flew off too.
"Me four." Said Shadow, as he flew off not noticing that he sucks at counting.
"Come on! Shadow, your cooling than me! Tails, I can be your sidekick! Cream, you win! Just let me off!" begged Sonic.
Sonic woke up, back in his room. Which now was painted blue.
"It was just a dream, all of it." Said Sonic, somehow finding out the whole evil Cream thing was just a dream.
Shadow popped out of the closet. "OR WAS IT?"
"I think it was."
"Yeah, your right."
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Me: FINALLY! I'M FFFRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!
It picked…PEBBLE! Pebble beats knife. (Somehow.) And loses to cardboard.
If you won then…GOOD FOR YOU! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!
If you lost then…STAY INDOORS! DO NOT DO OUTSIDE!