Shadow's House Chapter 11: Know your Sonic damnit!, a sonic the hedgehog fanfic

Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Cream, and Amy were watching tv. It seemed to be chapter one, it seemed to also be the part were Knuckles was singing.

"Did I really sing like that?" asked Knuckles.

"Wait, how did we get video taped? We are we watching them? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" asked Sonic.

"Ah, foolish, foolish Sonic." Shadow started as he shook his head. "Why, this is season two!"

"WAIT? SEASON TWO! What are we on? TV?"

"…"

"Hi mum!" said Knuckles happily as he popped on screen.

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Welcome to…SEASON TO! Err two. Now with new features…content…stuff…ok, ok crap! One of them is the joke before the intro! Here is a list of new features…err crap.

1: More stolen lines!

2: More made up words! Like assyo crapzilla.

2: More bad counting.

3: New characters in the house!

The doorbell rings, Sonic lazily walks over to answer the door. Knowing the the fate that was about to befall him.

"Hello Sonic." Said Metal Sonic.

"Shut up; go away, I don't care what the author says. GO AWAY!" yelled Sonic as he slammed the door; glad he was rid of Metal Sonic.

The door blew open, knocking out Knuckles in the process. "Kiss my shiny metal ass! Bitches!"

What? That's all? Err I mean of course that's all it's all you need!

"Can I quit? Or at least get a raise?" asked Sonic.

No! You don't get any money anyway!

"…"

Chapter 11

Know your Sonic damnit!

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Shadow was sitting in a control booth over an empty with a chair in the middle that Amy was sitting in. Oddly enough Amy didn't realize the loud snickering coming from Shadow. He finally walked up to the microphone and began.

Know your Sonic loving freaks…

Amy…she's in love with Sonic…

"Yes! Yes I am!" said Amy happily.

Amy…She wants a pony…

"How did you know?"

Amy…She wears dresses…

"Man, your smart."

Shadow exploded. "DAMNIT!"

Sonic walked in eating a chilly dog. "You need help?"

Shadow chuckled. "I would like to see you try." Said Shadow stepping away from the microphone.

Sonic sat down with a smug look on his face. "I think I will."

Know your bitches…

Amy…she loves Shadow…

"NO WAY!" Amy boomed.

Ok…Knuckles then…

"Lies! Lies! All lies!"

Ok then…Cream…

"THAT'S DISGUSTING!" yelled Amy as she threw her hammer at the booth, breaking the window almost hitting Sonic. He didn't flitch though.

Ok then…who do you love then?

"Well, I love-"

Cream…

"Cream………………………………………WAIT! DAMN YOU!"

Amy…she wants a pony…

"Well, duh-"

A pony…that is insane and wants to become a cow…

"Hey! That's me!" said Shadow as he put on a pony outfit.

"That…was random…" said Amy.

Amy…she has "I'm an emo freak." underwear.

"THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING!" said Amy as she crashed through the wall.

"Hello?" asked Tails as he walked through the hole in the wall.

Come…sit down…

"Ok…" Tails said as he sat down.

Know your smartasses…

Tails…he's secretly in love with Sonic…

"What? How did you know that? Err…I mean…"

…Oh my fucking god…

"…I got to go!" said Tails as he flew out.

"What's all of this racket?" asked Knuckles as he walked in, drunk.

Know your drunk idiots-

"Know what? I think I'm just going to throw up and pass out." Knuckles said as he did just that.

"Umm hello? Is anyone in here?" asked Cream.

Here…sit…

"Ok…"

Know your insane rabbits…

Know your- Metal! Stop it!

Cream! I love you!

"What?" asked Cream as Metal Sonic crashed through the booth window.

"I LOVE YOU CREAM! I SWEAR I'M 6 TOO!" yelled Metal Sonic as he fell down.

"AAAAHHHHH!" yelled Cream as she ran through the other side of the wall.

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Does anyone know what the show that has little slugger killing people? I can't find the name...