Taco-chan: This chapter is funny. Well, to me. Anyways, I have nothing to say.

Disclaimer: I probably don't even own sanity. What makes you think I would own Inuyasha?

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Johan Santana threw the ball and some random person on the Rockies got struck out.

"Yeah! Go Johan!" Eri cried.

"You rock Santana!" Yuka screamed.

"Strike 'em out!" Ayumi shouted.

"What they said!" Kagome yelled.

"Uh, Kagome?" Inuyasha whispered quietly.

"Yeah?"

"Why is Homo glaring at us? Well, more or less, me?" ((E/n Oh I really wonder))

"Be nice," Kagome said, "he hates you now."

"SWEET!"

Everyone stared at him. Again. Even the players. That is, until…

"GIMME BACK MY SHIRT YOU BASTARD!" It was that freak who beat up her brother! What was her name? Avery? Damn she's a pottymouth.

"Inuyasha, help her." Kagome hissed.

"Fine. Feh. Whatever." Inuyasha jumped 40 feet in the air and landed behind the fat old man who had supposedly stolen a shirt she had gotten from TC Bear. "Hey, loser!" Inuyasha growled.

The fat man turned around and saw a pissed off Inuyasha cracking his knuckles. "Are you gonna give her her shirt back?"

The man shoved the shirt into Avery's hands. "Y-yes."

"Good." Inuyasha snarled.

"Wow." Avery looked at him. "Thanks, Inuyasha."

"How do you know my name?"

"Uh…how do I know that?" Avery asked nervously. She turned to the two girls beside her. "Seriously. Kristen, Jessica, how do I know that?"

"B-because you can…read minds!" The tall one with brown hair answered.

"WHAT! No, Kristen, that's insane." Avery said.

"W-well, we heard it when the game stopped because you jumped 20 feet in the air in the first inning." The other girl named Jessica stuttered.

"Oh. Okay!" Inuyasha said and walked away.

((A/n Avery, Kristen and Jessica are gonna kill us on Saturday.))

((E/n Well, Jessica won't. She actually sounds halfway smart. Oh my god! She's way too out of character!))

((A/n Well all of them are gonna kill us now you idiot!))

((E/n My bad! #anime sweatdrop#))

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"And that's the third out!" Rick said as Morneau caught a foul ball.

"Hey Kagome?" Hojo asked.

"Yeah?"

"Wanna get some snacks with me?"

"Sure." Kagome replied. The two left.

Eri, Yuka and Ayumi left to go beat the living shit out of Keiji since Inuyasha had interrupted them before.

Inuyasha, seeing he had nothing better to do, decided to spy on Kagome and Hojo.

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The two were walking to get snacks when they passed the janitors' closet that Hojo had been in earlier. Now's my chance. Hojo thought and pushed her into it.

Of course Inuyasha saw this and jumped out of the bush he was hiding in. Two girls stared at him. One was a shrimp with blond highlights in her brown hair. The other was taller and had her blond hair in a braid.

"Hey, Kellie?" The short one asked. "Did he just pop out of that bush?"

"Damn, Mari," Kellie said, "this place is weird." The two laughed and walked away. Inuyasha sweatdropped, then shrugged and opened the door to find…

Hojo kissing Kagome.

((E/n You put US in there! You are SO goin' to hell now!))

((A/n Is that a challenge?))

((E/n You think you can beat me you squirt!))

((Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist Who are you callin so short that the only way you can see him is through a magnifying glass!))

((E/n I wasn't talkin' to you, you shrimp! …Oh shit. SHE SAID IT! #points to Mari#))

((A/n DID NOT!))

((Edward Elric Grrrrr……))

((A/n #gulps# RUN! #runs away#))

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"WHAT THE HELL DO YA THINK YOU'RE DOIN'!"

Hojo turned away from force kissing Kagome ((E/n thank god)) and saw…well…he couldn't really see anything since Inuyasha's fist was in his face. Hojo flew against the wall and was knocked unconscious.

"Nice knowin' ya, Hojo!" Kagome said happily. "Maybe when you're done being a jackass we can be friends again." Then she turned around and gave the smirking hanyou a big hug. "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"

"Feh."

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Kagome and Inuyasha were walking back to their seats when all of a sudden Inuyasha got hit on the back of his head by a baseball Joe Mauer hit.

"Anyone want a baseball?" Inuyasha yelled out to the crowd. Everyone started filing down the stairs towards Inuyasha and Kagome. They sweatdropped. But above all the noise someone yelled…

"MEEEEEEE!" Suddenly, a cloud of dust started to form behind the crowd of people and people were getting pushed out of the stands left and right. Out of the cloud of dust the girl with the braid sprinted up to Inuyasha and held her hands out in front of her. "Can I have it?"

"Uh…sure…kid."

Kristen, Jessica, Avery, and Mari walked up behind her. "Kellie, you are an idiot." Mari said.

Kellie didn't hear since she was too busy doing the 'running man' singing, "Ah huh! Oh yeah! I got a Joe Mauer baseball. Whoo!"

"The 'running man' went out, like, last century." Jessica pointed out.

"Your point is?" Kellie asked, still dancing.

"Get with the times!" Kristen yelled.

"Make me!" Kellie yelled right back.

"Okay." Avery said, cracking her knuckles with an evil smirk on her face.

"Bring it on, sucker!" Kellie screamed, raising her fists.

Avery and Kellie started beating the crap out of each other. Inuyasha and Kagome sweatdropped and inched away slowly.

Weirdos. They both thought and walked silently to their seats.

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Kellie: Uh…that's actually what would happen if we were actually there. I know, weird, but I have three personalities: my crazy one, my funny one, and my calm, cool, and collected one.

Taco-chan: The calm, cool, and collected one I have yet to see ,

Kellie: Can we just get on with the story!

Taco-chan: But that's the end of the chapter.

Kellie: Oh. Next chapter comin' out soon! Bye!

Taco-chan: Bye!