Taco-chan: I still have no idea what I'm gonna do for this chapter.
Disclaimer: Sure! I own Inuyasha! I also own sanity!
Yazi-san: Ha! YEAH RIGHT!
Taco-chan: Two things. 1) That's the whole reason I put that, idiot. OF COURSE I DON'T OWN SANITY! and 2) HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?
Yazi-san: You'll never know… #laughs evilly and walks away#
Taco-chan: …okay then…onto the story…
WARNING: This is not like the other chapters. They were well thought up and planned. This one was made off of boredom, insanity, and hyperness. Deal with it.
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Chapter 7:
The 5th Inning and Soda Cans
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Feudal Japan
Shippo was bored. That's the understatement of the year. I miss Kagome! Shippo thought sadly. She always had cool stuff for me to do. Like that 'tag' game or 'hide-and-go-seek.' Or at night, that 'kick the can' or 'Ghost-in-the-graveyard.' Hey! Maybe Sango and Miroku will play with me! Glancing down the well one last time, he scurried off.
The baseball game
Inuyasha and Kagome made it to their seats just as Eri, Yuka, and Ayumi did. "Hey guys!" Eri said happily, since she had gotten to break her cousin's arm. "Where's Hojo?"
The hanyou and miko glanced at each other for a second before answering quickly. "Getting the snacks."
Feudal Japan
Shippo ran through the trees, all the way to Goshinboku. That's where Kaede said she saw them last. She also said not to bother them. Huh. Wonder why? Shippo stopped in a bush and saw-
Miroku and Sango kissing.
Wait.
Hold up.
KISSING! ((E/n O.O))
He passed out.
The Baseball Game
Jessica, Kellie, and Mari were walking to the bathroom. When they were walking past the janitor's closet, they heard a moan of pain coming from inside.
"What the hell was that?" Mari asked.
"Dunno. Let's check it out!" Kellie said excitedly. She reached for the doorknob.
"I don't know if this is such a good idea…" Jessica whimpered.
"Come on, Jessica! Don't be a wuss!" Mari exclaimed and pulled the door open. There, laying on the ground was Hojo.
"Oh! Look!" Kellie whispered. "It's Homo!"
"You mean Hojo?" Jessica asked. Kellie and Mari glanced at each other before giving Jessica a look that said, 'Are-you-nuts?-Homo-makes-much-more-sense!'
"Is he dead?" Jessica asked, switching the subject. ((E/n I wish))
"Dunno." Mari said. She walked up and kicked him. He moaned in pain. "Nope, he's alive."
"Hey, guys…" Kellie whispered. The two looked at her. She had an evil smirk on her face. Grabbing a purse, she pulled out some make-up. "When are we ever gonna have a chance like this again?"
"Uh…Kellie…where'd you get a purse…and why does it have make-up in it?" Jessica questioned slowly, trying to grasp the concept.
"WHO CARES? This is a once-in-a-lifetime deal people!" Mari exclaimed.
Kellie smirked. "Let's get to work."
((A/n OMG Hojo is actually gonna look gay now! Do you think he should look like a Sesshomaru with lipstick?))
((E/n I better have stolen it from Avery because no way in hell would I carry a purse. HI!))
Feudal Japan
Shippo woke up two minutes later. They were still kissing. Hmm…he could have some fun with this. Sure, Miroku will kill him later, but, that's a risk he's willing to take. Running into Kaede's hut, he pulled two diet coke cans from Kagome's backpack and ran to Goshinboku again, shaking them the whole way. Sure enough, they were still makin' out.
Ewww.
Don't they have any dignity?
Shippo stood there for a good two minutes shaking the cans. Amazingly, neither of them noticed. That is, until…
Shippo opened the cans.
Straight at them.
"Oh my god!" Sango screeched.
"SHIPPO! YOU"RE DEAD!" Miroku yelled, letting go of Sango to chase the scared-out-of-his-mind Shippo into the village.
And the whole time Kaede watched from behind a tree. Kids.
((E/n Hahaha! Suckers!))
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Taco-chan: There ya go! Chapter 7! Sorry it took me forever to update, I hit a rut and had no freaking idea what to write. Anyways…REVIEW!
Kaede: #looks at unconscious, innocent Shippo# Poor child. I would like to thank ye reviewers:
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