"Hello, Shadow." I said.

"Hello, what are you doing up at such an early hour…looking like you just might die of lack of sleep?" asked Shadow.

"You know, the first time you stay up the whole night its like heaven, oddly enough I'm feeling like going to sleep at 12:00. What's up with that?"

"...that's what we here liked to call tired…Well, we used to in till unfortunate wired Tails clone driving his plane thing, now we call it dead."

"Sleepy? Non…sense…zzz"

Shadow took my body, threw me upside down on my bed with my feet suspended in the air, put many kinds of sharp things to the sides of the bed, took off my shoes, set a time bomb on my leg, went outside, locked the door, filled the room with water, and finally threw in some mines just for fun.

Shadow just sighed as he placed his hand on his face in grief. "I feel like I'm giving up a perfect chance to kill the author…"

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Now, I would like to make change! It's the rest of the fanfictions against my fanfiction! And me and my loyal reviews! Which turns out that the only people who reviewed this fanfiction more than once…

"How about you get it to chapter 1000 then we'll talk about…" Said Shadow.

Ok, and to help with that. You, Shadow will make a chapter!

"Why is that?" asked Shadow.

Because, the only reason I'm awake is because I thought I was drinking caffeine enriched coke, but it turns out to be caffeine free. So, I'm going to be sleeping in a matter of…ho…urs…zzz

Shadow took out a checklist out because he couldn't count to two. "Ok, story author asleep, real author asleep, so either this fanfiction is writing itself or I am!"

"Umm, Shadow…Why are you talking to the wall?" asked Sonic who was walking into the room.

"Maybe the story is writing itself…"

Chapter 12

Shadow's Chapter

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Warning: This might have so many stolen lines/names/things that will make your brain explode, but the odds are there will only be like two.

"Knuckalla!" yelled Sonic as he ran across a badly colored castle courtyard, dressed as a solder with a cardboard sword. Sonic ran over to Knuckles, who was in a dress. "Don't go I love you!"

"Umm, I think I was Knuckleballa…" stated Knuckles, looking at his script.

"Cut!" yelled Shadow as he ran on stage. "Knuckles! What are you doing with the script?"

"Well, I thought it might be easier to remember my lines if they are right in front of me." Answered Knuckles.

"Poor, poor Knuckles." Started Shadow looking sorry for him. "THIS IS A MOVIE! YOU CAN'T BE READING YOUR SCRIPT ON STAGE!"

"I'M SORRY!"

"Anyway, about the names…" started Shadow again. "Soja, Sonic, is in love with Knuckleballa, Knuckles. But in Whogivesacrap kingdom, they have to call people by their middle name, so they are going to U R an n00b town, where they don't go by that rule, and they can live happily ever after."

Tails flew down wearing a dragon outfit. "RAAAAAA! I'm the dragon fear me!" said Tails as he tripped on landing.

"TAILS!"

"Oh yeah sorry." Said Tails as he changed into a mage outfit. "I'm the all mighty mage; I can help you on your journey."

"TAILS!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEE!" cried Tails as he ran off.

"Yeah I think I'll quit too, but I'll keep this cool sword though." Said Sonic as he also walked off.

"Me 15" agreed Knuckles.

"That's ok! I don't need any of ya! I'll make my movie all by myself!" said Shadow as he started to cutout some paper.

Later that day…

Shadow lifted a paper cutout of Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, and Sonic.

"Jee apple pops, I should have listened to Shadow." Said paper Sonic in a little kid voice as Shadow ripped his head off.

"Jolly jeepers. Yeah, I should have not have read my script on stage." Said paper Knuckles also in a little kid voice as Shadow ripped off his arm and started to beat his head with it.

"Yeah, Shadow is sooo cool." Said paper Tails as Shadow lifted upside down. "I feel bad for…being me…" said paper Tails as Shadow poured water on it.

"Aww don't worry guys, you have my forgiveness- after I burn you to a crisp!" laughed Shadow as he took out a flamethrower and burnt the paper people. "Muhahahaha! This is the last time you mess with me!"

Shadow just noticed that he had set the tool shack on fire, little good did it do that he tried to spit it out. When all was said and done, paper Tails was ok due to the fact Shadow had poured water on him.

Shadow sadly walked back to the house, got himself a coke, and sat down.

Knuckles walked into the room, trying to find out what's different about Shadow today.

"Umm, Shadow, did you get a paper cut today or something?'

"No."

"New shoes?"

"No."

"Shaved?"

"NO! I'm freaking charred here!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Well, I'll be leaving now." Knuckles said as he walked out of the room.

"Damn it!"

"Hey Shadow! I'm going to fund your ideas for crap movies! Bye!" said some guy as he rode of in his limo.

"…"

Later that day…

Shadow the hedgehog in…

Hog Wars

Revenge of the shad

"DIE LITTLE KIDS! DIE!" Yelled Shadow as he swung his dark saber around.

"I will stop you!" yelled Sonic on the other side of the room.

Shadow then fired donuts at Sonic.

Sonic jumped through them all matrix like. "Whoa, matrix!"

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Me: Yes, ending with a random old joke. What a bad writer Shadow is.