This IS a joke, you just don't get it.
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Welcome one and all! To another chapter of…what's the name?
"That doesn't matter because by demand they want me to write another chapter huh?" asked Shadow, jumping up and down like a little kid.
To tell the truth…no…
Shadow stinks... don't let him write again!--shadow the hedgyhog
Yeah, shadow is a bad writer, he has too many anger issues! Although I'd hate to see him when he's actually happy or nice, that would be scary... Nice chapter, even if it was written by the anger ridden shadow!—Mew3692002
"Come on! That's only two people!" shrieked Shadow.
Well, that's the only two people that review this story. (Hint hint)
"You must suck then…" muttered Shadow under his breath.
Anyway, the one-winged-angel himself will be joining us!
"Who?" asked Shadow as he leaned in on the desk, as if making a treat.
Then, out of nowhere, the one-winged-angel music came out of nowhere and Sephiroth came from the ceiling, flashing lights and all.
"Hello." Said Sephiroth calmly as he flapped his wing sharply, as if treating the world.
"Sephiroth?" inquired Shadow giving an odd look to me.
Yes! And also Forte! (Bass, but sometimes Forte just sounds cooler.)
"Greetings." Said Forte, as if showing off his cape to the world.
"What is this? Some kind of team of evil villains!" boomed Shadow.
"Am I late?" asked nightmare as he crept through the doorway.
To shadow the hedgyhog: I can't review your story…Are you too high and mighty to get my oddly nice reviews? Do my thoughts not matter to you! Do they bore you? Are you just, gracing me with your presence with your reviews? DO YOU KNOW WHAT REJECT CODE 2 MEANS? I HAVE NO IDEA!
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Shadow was walking down the street, watching the placing of the birds as he went along. Once again Shadow was having one crazy thoughts that a kind of animal was out to get him, anything from humans to hedgehogs, the mountain of meat and bone would think their after him one him one time or another.
Shadow, of course thinking that an attack will befall him soon enough, had placed his gun behind him. Oddly enough, no one cared for the gun, he was Shadow the hedgehog after all. One way or another he will be carrying a gun at least three times a week. There was simply no way to stop the hedgehog.
Shadow thought the birds were mocking him, saying how useless he would be to try to stop them. At this time Shadow snapped, his vision turned red and he drew his pistol, and started to fire at the fouls in the sky. Before anyone knew it there was a bird massacre. (By mistake I added a misspelled word to my dictionary. So sorry if the word is misspelled.)
Sonic knew something was happening there, in an instant he was there to stop a crime, not really surprised it was Shadow. "Shadow, what the hell are you doing?"
"Why, I'm simply stopping the end of the world as we know it, crushing a army of demented fouls, these birds DARE try to take are soil! The very same stuff that makes the land, of which we own, free? No when I'm around! These, harmless birds, as you so call them, are trying to take this land! But we here, in the USA, will NOT let that happen!" explained Shadow as he jumped up on a nearby picnic table, scaring off little kids at his wake.
"Everything in this land makes it US! We will not let the birds simply take this over, and enslave us." Shadow went on as he found a nearby flag and held it up proudly.
"What do they take us for? We are just letting slip through are defenses! Let's stop this madness! We will kill all birds!" finished Shadow, somehow doing it all in one breath.
"I repeat! What the hell are you talking about? Are you ok?"
"Of course I'm ok!" replied Shadow as raised the flag even higher, causing about forty packets of sugar to fall out.
Sonic quietly told Shadow to start walking, less they have to pick up the mess, and went on about what he was going to say. "Umm Shadow, maybe you should take a break from this…" Sonic looked over at the littered landscape of dead birds and sugar packets, he dared to say it. "Crime fighting?"
"Well, I could use a little break…" started Shadow, also looking over at the mess he made.
At this very moment Amy came crashing though the street in her pink car, hitting some nearby cars when parking. She slammed the door open, walking over to Sonic and Shadow.
"I know the perfect place!" explained Amy, proving she by far has the best hearing in the world.
"Umm where?" Sonic asked leaning over to see Knuckles tied up in the back seat, rapidly shaking his head in disagreement.
A LITTLE WHILE LATER…
Everyone was packed into the insanely tiny car, overly dressed with stickers saying "You go girl!" and "This is rose." Don't let the outside fool you, (Or scare you for that matter.) for it was a mad house inside.
Inside, Amy was happily driving the car, killing a few who were crossing the street once in a while, oblivious to what's happening. In the seat right behind her was Sonic, who was trying to be in light of the mess they were in. Next to him was Shadow, who was looking very grim, giving a death glare to people around him every once in a while. To the left of Shadow was Tails and Cream, having a great time, doing all sorts of kiddy things, and finally Knuckles, who was still tied up by unneeded amounts of tape. Was crying his eyes out, knowing of the fate that about to befall him, that fate was…
Disneyland…
"In a matter of time, all we know will be crushed like an egg. For we will be entering…the twilight zone…" stated Shadow as he blankly looked up at the ceiling.
"Oh come on!" said Sonic. "You have to be kidding me! It's just a theme park!"
"Yeah Shadow! It will be fun!" told Tails as he hovered like a butterfly. (Or a flying fox for that matter, which he is.)
"By fun you mean the end of are lives right?" asked Shadow, not taking his eyes off of the ceiling.
"Hey! Bitches!" cried Metal Sonic flying about around the car. "Did you forget about me?"
"Oh! I'm sorry." Said Amy.
"So…where are we going?" asked Metal Sonic.
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Just like all chapters, it must end sometime, and at that end, you must review…