Taco-chan: Me tired. Me bored. Yazi-san has friends over. They don't know how to shut up. It's one in the morning. My head hurts.

Disclaimer: I'm too tired to repeat myself. You should know by now,

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Chapter 8

The Sixth Inning and a Fainting Shippo

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Feudal Japan

Shippo was unconscious.

Miroku looked like Inuyasha, a victorious smirk on his face.

Sango just stared.

Kaede kept sighing and muttering.

The villagers were lost.

"HA! That'll teach you to mess with me!" Miroku said in a very Inuyasha-like manor. He walked over to a coke-drenched Sango and wrapped an arm around her waist. "Now…where were we?" He asked in a…non-Inuyasha-like way, and then kissed her. She kissed back, and soon they were making out like crazy teenagers.

Unfortunately, Shippo took this time to wake up.

Shippo's Point of View

Owww. My head felt like it had been rammed into a tree.

…

Oh yeah…

It had been.

I stumbled past Miroku and Sango, who were making out again, and then tripped over my own 2 feet.

My world blackened.

((E/n Hahaha! Poor Shippo! Hahaha!))

Out of View

The Baseball Game

Inuyasha and Kagome were just taking a walk around the Metro-dome to stretch their legs. When they walked passed the janitors' closet that Hojo was in, they heard three girls talking.

"I still wanna know where you got a purse." One whined.

"And I still don't care. This is gonna be so freakin' hilarious when he wakes up!" Another giggled.

"First of all, I agree with Mari. Who cares where I got this purse? But, if you must know, I swiped it off my mom for some quick cash." Said a third.

Inuyasha and Kagome glanced at each other for a minute before quickly turning the door handle to find Jessica putting hot pink fingernail polish on his toes, Mari using scissors to cut bunches of hair off his head, and Kellie putting purple eye shadow on him.

"Hi guys!" Mari greeted.

"What's up?" Jessica asked.

"Wanna help?" Kellie questioned with an evil smirk on her face.

"TOTALLY! What can I do?" Inuyasha said quickly.

"Here," Mari said, giving him a glass. "Put some warm water in this, then place his fingers in it."

"Why?" Inuyasha asked.

"You'll see…" Jessica trailed off.

"Oh! We couldn't forget about you Kagome!" Kellie said. "Here." She handed her a red permanent marker. "Do whatever you want with this."

"Oh, I don't know…" Kagome trailed off nervously. The three stared at her. "…if I'll do a lot." She popped the top off and wrote on his forehead in big letters, 'I'm an asshole.' Kellie, Jessica, and Mari stared in awe.

"NICE!" Mari yelled excitedly.

"THAT'LL PISS HIM OFF!" Jessica squealed.

"I didn't know you had it in ya, Kagome." Kellie said, patting her on the back. "I'm so proud." She sniffed then wiped away a fake tear.

Inuyasha came back and put his fingers in the cup. "What can I do now?"

Kellie handed him a blue permanent marker. "Write whatever you want."

"Sweet!" Inuyasha cried and went to work, write stuff like, 'retarded' and on his back, in huge letters, 'WATCH OUT! PREGNAT LADY COMIN' THROUGH!'

"Kagome? You gonna do any more?" Mari asked.

"Actually…yes." Kagome said and smirked. "Do you guys have any…lipstick?"

Kellie dug through the purse. "Uh…only sparkly lip gloss…why?"

Kagome's smirk grew wider. Holding up the red marker, she said, "Two words: Permanent. Lipstick."

Jessica started laughing.

((E/n Jessica's too wimpy to do that. Oh shit! We are not going to show these to her now!))

Feudal Japan

Shippo woke up again and stumbled into Kaede's hut. Laying down on the floor, he fell to sleep. Miroku and Sango were still making out.

Don't they have anything better to do? God! They're scaring the little kids.

Including Shippo.

I still wish Kagome were here…

The Baseball Game

"One more thing and it is done." Kellie said. She was putting mascara in his hair since they couldn't find any black dye. All they found were red, white and blue, which were now also in his hair. He looked like an American flag. The warm water made him go to the bathroom, which made Inuyasha roll on the floor and laugh for a good two minutes. Kagome had used the red marker as lipstick, only making him look like a clown by putting way too much on. They used eye droppers and water to make it look like he'd been crying. He had even woken up once, but Inuyasha knocked him out again by hitting him on the head with a bucket full of sponges. They also:

A) Tore up his clothes.

B) Dumped moldy wash cloths all over him and left them there for awhile.

C) Painted his fingernails a bright, bright blue.

He finally looked like the idiot he was.

"Good job, guys." Kellie said.

"We rock!" Jessica cheered.

"I can't wait to see the look on his face." Inuyasha smirked.

"I finally get revenge on him for all those boring dates my friends forced me into." Kagome smiled.

"He's gonna kill us." Mari said. Everyone stared at her. She smirked. "Well. He's gonna TRY to. But we all know he's a wuss."

"So true."

They all laughed and left the closet to find their original seats.

With Jessica, Mari, and Kellie

Jessica squealed. "This is awesome!"

Mari and Kellie completely ignored her. "I bet you a large popcorn that Avery and Kristen ate all our cotton candy." Mari wagered.

"You're on." Kellie replied and they shook hands.

With Kagome and Inuyasha

Silence…

"Don't you hate that?" Inuyasha asked.

"Hate what?"

"Awkward silences. Why do people feel it's necessary to talk about bullshit in order to be comfortable?"

"No idea."

With Avery and Kristen

"I wonder where Jess, Kellie and Mari are…"

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Taco-chan: That chapter was completely and totally worthless. Sorry. It's been hard to think of what to do. But it'll get better! Cause, next chapter…Homo wakes up! Yays!

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