Mini-episode
Do you feel like Sonic is not in enough pain lately? Is there not enough blood from Sonic on your carpet? Does he get his fur all over your stories?
"Yes!" yelled a Sonic hater…let's say LZ.
Then you need BAM!
"Wow! How does it work?" asked LZ in excitement.
Good question, just spray it on and…BAM and the Sonics' gone!
"Oh god! I'm melting!" screamed Sonic.
Watch it burn a full Sonic in minutes!
"OH GOD IT BURNS" shrieked Sonic in a tub of BAM.
"Wow!" shrieked LZ. "But how much does it cost probably good looking and smart voice coming from the ceiling?"
Only 19.99…thousand dollars!
"Cool! I'll just go over to the store now!"
No fellow Sonic hater! You can get by calling 1-800-whogivesafuckingdamn!
"Wow!"
You must be 2 years old or older to order; we are not going to help you if you burn your eyes out when spraying it into your eyes…
Spray on Sonic haters, spray on!
Bzzz
Now, you can have your whole house filled with BAM thanks to the BAM air cleaner.
Sonic walked into Shadow's house and saw Shadow standing there with a smile on his face.
"Hey Shadow- oh god it burns!" yelled Sonic as he fell to the floor.
"Thanks odd voice coming from the ceiling!" said Shadow as he held up the product.
Plug it in, plug it in!
Bzzz
"Come on over here to Crazy Metal Sonic's Bitchin Used Cars/Tanks/Robots! Where we have to must bitchin of used cars, tanks, and robots!" said Metal Sonic. "Let's see what someone I never met has to say!" continued as Metal Sonic walked over to one of Eggman's robots. "What do you have to say about are bitchin amount of used cars/tanks/robots, someone who I never met before?"
"Well, crazy Metal Sonic." Started the robot in a bored voice. "You, by far has the most bitchin amount of used…stuff…And with such great pricing!"
"Yeah…SO COME OVER TO MY BITCHIN SHOP! BITCHES!"
Bzzz
"Hello viewers, I, Shadow, am here to tell you about a sweet new band, The Really Sad Emos. And now, you can buy there new album, I'm fucking sad, for the low, low price of 19.99, and enjoy such great hits such as:
I'm just hiding my feelings
My girlfriend left me because of this band
Satan is my friend
Fuck you
Go to hell
I'm trying to be cool
I'm wearing black
And, My pet is a fucking raven. So, get it now.
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I'm going back to my roots! My random roots! Time to go water the randomness tree Shadow!
"I almost forgot about that thing…" said Shadow as he walked outside with me.
Okay…
"Hahahahahahahahahaha! That's what you get for not watering that thing for a damn week!" laughed Shadow as he pointed to the dead tree.
Oh well…In other news, shadow the hedgyhog and Mew3692002 have just died lately…
"DAMN IT! HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T REVIEW DOESN'T BE THEY ARE DEAD!"
Oh…captain deoxys was come back to life!
"DAMN IT! JUST SHUT UP!"
You're the one talking…
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Anyway, what was happening again? Oh yeah are heroes were about to die…
It was just like before, but Metal Sonic was now tied up in the back with Knuckles. Poor Metal Sonic, he only wanted people to notice him, but now he's going to die…
"Umm Amy…" started Sonic as he looked back behind him through the window. "It appears the police is chasing us…"
"What? Why would they do that?" asked Amy looking back at Sonic.
"Probably because you're driving while your only 12 and you have ran over about 15 people…" answered Sonic.
"Thank you god! You have saved me!" cried Shadow as he continued to look up into the sky.
"Don't worry guys! I'll just outrun them!" yelled Amy as she sped up and made a turn.
"OMG! You're going to run over that cat!" yelled Shadow.
"How did you say OMG?'" asked Sonic.
"HOW DID YOU SAY OMG?" questioned Shadow.
"Ok, just shut up…" replied Sonic.
"Ok! Were here!" yelled Amy.
"WHAT? I thought we were going to have a chase!" shrieked Sonic.
"Duh, the author is too lazy to type a chase scene." pointed out Amy.
"But not lazy enough to type a trip to Disneyland?" asked Sonic.
"…Why are you asking me?" also asked Amy.
"HOLY BUNNYS OF APPLE SEEDS WE ARE ABOUT TO CRASH!" screamed Cream.
"Ah, poor, poor, wimpy Cream. There is no harm when crashing, at least for you. At the rate we are sliding I'll be the one who is crushed." Told Shadow, with a smile on his face as he was crushed by the crash.
"Well, you know what? I'm feeling really good about this trip." Said Sonic happy at the pain Shadow is probably in.
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I'm sorry if the chapter is somewhat short. (The chapter, not the min-episode.) I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE KNEW THIS STORY IS STILL IN…BEING…still…here…ness…YEAH!
"Yeah! I, Shadow, and the loser, EvilKingStan36, is back, and better than ever!" yelled Shadow with a smug look on his face.
Umm…I'm not sure about the last part…
"God, you're pathetic." remarked Shadow.
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