Taco-chan: Here ya go, chapter 9. Isn't it beautiful…Kellie, say my disclaimer, cause I don't wanna.

Kellie: Make me!

Taco-chan: Okay #Cracks knuckles#

Kellie: Bring it on, sucker!

Jessica: #Stares at two girls beating the crap outta each other# #Sighs# Idiots…

Disclaimer: Do you think I would be on this website if I did own Inuyasha?

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Chapter 9:

The seventh inning

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Eri, Yuka and Ayumi were chatting away happily when Inuyasha and Kagome returned. The Twins were now winning 4 to 3. Whoop dee flippin' doo.

"Hey guys!" Ayumi greeted.

"How'd your search for Hojo go?" Eri asked.

"Nothing." Kagome replied.

"Zip, zero, nada." Inuyasha stated.

"Too bad." Yuka murmured.((E/n Yeah too bad)) "He would of kicked your butt for kissing Kagome." Unfortunately, Inuyasha heard that.

"What was that?" Inuyasha growled.

Did he hear that? Oh shit! Yuka gulped. "N-nothing."((E/n Wimp!))

Inuyasha didn't respond but was still growling. He sat down in his seat and continued to watch the game.

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Hojo's Point of View

Ugh. My poor innocent head. What the heck happened to me? Why was my hair all stiff? Why are my feet cold? Why do my eyelids feel all itchy? Why does my hair seem shorter in some places? Why do my pants feel all wet? I opened my eyes. I sat up and saw that I had peed myself. Dang it! I now know why my mommy always tells me to wear adult diapers. The ONE TIME I don't listen to her! ONE TIME! My shoes weren't on. My toenails were bright pink. Huh? Okay, maybe I got hit on the head one too many times. I had words all over my clothes. Stuff like 'ree-tarde' and 'lozer.' Huh. Mommy never taught me what those words mean. Who would be mean enough to do this?

…One word.

Inuyasha.

Out of View

Hojo ran out the door and sprinted down the hall in search of the boy's bathroom. He ran inside and looked at himself. He had the words 'I'm an asshole' written on his forehead, purple eyes shadow, and TONS of lipstick. His hair was red, white, blue, and black. He looked like a clown. Huh. I wonder what's on my back.

Some Random Guy Named Bob's Point of View

I was going to the bathroom with my friends Freddy and Jim. When we walked in, there was some Homo staring at himself in the mirror. I glanced at his back. It said, 'WATCH OUT! PREGNANT LADY COMIN' THROUGH!' and had a poorly drawn stick figure of the Homo in a dress with a super fat stomach. I smirked. I could have some fun with this. I yelled, "HEY! THIS IS THE DUDE'S ROOM!" He/She/It turned around.

"I know. I am a man." It replied.

"HA! YEAH RIGHT YOU STUPID HOMO!" Freddy yelled. I'm guessing he saw his back.

"Why don't you go to the pregnant Ladies room." Jim sneered. Okay, so I know for SURE that Jim saw it.

The Homo sniffed. "You're being a meanie."

"So?" I hissed.

"My mommie says that I shouldn't talk to meanies." He/She/It stated.

"Do you always listen to what your mommy says?" Fred growled.

"Yep. Now if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have revenge to serve." The Homo said and left.

My friends and I stared at the door he left through.

"Freak."

"Geek."

"Dork."

Out of View

((A/n Just to let yall know, Bob has ZERO importance in this story. I put him in for fun.))

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Kellie, Mari, and Jessica shoved Avery and Kristen over to Inuyasha and Kagome's seats. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Avery screamed near Mari's face.

"Dude, I suggest Tic-tacs." Mari recommended.

"And we have a reason." Jessica stated.

"And that is…?" Inuyasha asked.

"Homo woke up." Kellie replied.

"Cool!" Inuyasha said excitedly. "I get to kick his ass again!"

"Again?" Avery, Kristen, Yuka, Eri, and Ayumi asked altogether.

"Yep."

Just then Hojo showed up. "YOU!" He screamed, pointing at Inuyasha.

Avery and Kristen took one look at him and started rolling on the floor laughing.

"Hahahahahaha OH hahahahahahahahaha MY hahahahahahaha GOD!" Avery wheezed, trying to catch her breath.

"That has GOT to be the most hilarious thing I have EVER seen!" Kristen howled.

Eri, Yuka and Ayumi rushed up to Hojo.

"Oh my God Hojo!" Eri cried.

"Are you okay?" Ayumi asked in concern.

"What happened?" Yuka required knowing.

"I'm fine." He replied. Glaring at Inuyasha, he snarled, "You. Me. Outside."

"Fine with me." Inuyasha growled right back. The two went into the hallway, with Eri, Yuka, Ayumi, Kagome, Kellie, Mari, Jessica, Kristen, and Avery following not too far behind.

"Let's go, homo." Inuyasha sneered as soon as they were in an abandoned part of the stadium.

Hojo ran forward to punch Inuyasha, but he just stepped out of the way. Inuyasha then swiped his leg underneath Hojo's feet in causing him to trip.

Hojo was trying to find something to pull him up. His hands went up, trying to grab something. They did.

Inuyasha's hat.

The hat went flying.

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Taco-chan: Dun dun dun! I wasn't planning on having Hojo rip off Inuyasha's hat, but…it works!

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