Sorry folks, no joke here this time.
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To captain deoxys: Sure…I'm not sure who most of the names are but ok…
To Mew3692002 (I remembered the number… 0.0): When I was writing the line I realized Cream can't say shit, so I replaced the word with random words.
To shadow the hedgyhog: I'm sorry; someone has bought the whole shipment of BAM.
"Heh heh." Laughed Shadow in the background, while he was loading his sniper rifle with BAM.
But we'll get you some as soon as we get some more.
Anyway, we are stalling again! YAY!
"Yeah, I bet you saw that coming a mile away" said Shadow.
Hmm…well I'm opening the floor to you Shadow.
"You know what? I hate these weird two dots things around what I say! I'm getting rid of them!" yelled Shadow as he tore them off.
DON'T DO THAT SHADOW! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL!
Muhahahahahaha! I'm free! You guys don't know who is talking! Little do you know, it is me, Shadow, speaking to you! Muhahahaha!
Now everyone knows that it's you Shadow.
Shut up! We all know that everyone that reads this story doesn't have an IQ higher than 5!
DON'T BELIEVE HIM!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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As we all know, because of them living in the same house, we need to go into the past for this chapter.
"The past?" cried Shadow.
Yes the past! Be quiet before I take away your BAM and give it the shadow the hedgyhog!
"Not her!" hissed Shadow.
HER?
"I know more than most people…" claimed Shadow.
Okay…
Chapter 15
Stalling!
Sonic was sitting on the couch like any old day, except the fact that he had just quit the cleaning business due to the fact that Amy kept on wanting Sonic to clean her house, the hedgehog cowered at the thought of the kind of things of which he might find in there while cleaning. He continued to sit in boredom watching a reality show, candy wrappers abound, one of Eggman robot's head laying on the floor.
Out of nowhere Shadow had burst through the wall with his motorcycle and hit the break, doing so the tires flew off, one hit the tv causing it to explode, the other bounced up and hit Amy, causing her the fall down.
"Curse you Shadow! I was spying on Sonic! Oh well, I'll just escape using my Fly Machine! Muhahahaha!" laughed Amy as she took out a balloon and flew away, only to hit the roof. "Curses!" Amy then took out a laser gun and cut a circle through the wall.
"Sonic!" Shadow cried. "I'm bored!"
"What else is new?" asked Sonic as he took out some potato chips.
"Well…" began Shadow. "Amy turned evil, my shoes are now slightly darker, the world has ran out of donuts, spoons are good, knifes are evil, forks are not good or evil, Juicy Fruit is now even more longer lasting, the "Spelling and grammar" tool sucks at grammar, teenage mutant ninja turtles suck, I hurt my hand, balls are 20 more bouncier, there's another gay fanfiction about us, AND there's yet another game that proves bunnies are PURE EVIL!"
"Wait- ANOTHER GAY FANFICTION?" screamed Sonic.
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Umm…What was I going to say again? Oh yeah…It's not like I'm against it or anything…
"CoughLIESCough." Coughed Shadow.
SHUT UP!
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"Yes, sadly you have more gay times because of Tails…" said Shadow as he glared into the void which is the oddly named "Sonic and" story. "But of course as we all know those little bastards are already planning to pair me up with Tails…Or maybe…even…Charmy…" Shadow shuttered at the though.
"Anyway…" started Sonic as he stared in horror at "The Best Birthday Present Ever". "What do you want to do?"
"Well, I thought we would spy on everyone…" explained Shadow.
"Oh, I thought it would be stupid like defeating the pickle army-" started Sonic.
"AND Defeat the evil tyrant pickle army of Saturn 9 52!" stated Shadow with glee.
"How many times must we defeat them?" asked Sonic with a suddenly bored look on his face.
LATER THATSA DAY! BITCHES!
Sonic and Shadow started their spying night with an oddly blue house on top of a hill. They hung on the ceiling but Shadow had fell on an egg, he laughed with glee in till he realized he was covered with egg, so he started to cry.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Wailed Shadow making a mini army.
"Umm Shadow…" said Sonic.
Shadow sniffed and looked at Sonic. "What?"
"This is my house…" pointed out Sonic as he pointed to the welcome mat saying "Welcome to Sonic's house!"
"Huh? What!" yelled the surprised Shadow as he spun around and fell down once again.
"Curses!" shrieked Amy getting stuck on the ceiling again. "What a perfect time not to bring my plasma cannon!"
"Ok, let's go." Said Sonic looking at the pathetic mess that filled his house.
"Aye aye captain!" followed Shadow as he started to mop the floors as he followed.
Later that night…bitches…
Ok! Who is talking?
Metal Sonic walked down from his booth and looked at me. "It's me! Bitches!"
How many times had I told you not to play up there Metal Sonic?
"Zero bitch!" answered Metal Sonic.
Oh well…Let's just go on…
Anyway, they had first went to Tails house, they went up the pipe going up to the side, and made it to the window.
Shadow stood in horror at the site he was seeing. "OH. MY. GOD!"
"What is it Shadow?" asked Sonic as he walked over to the window. "Wha?"
Then a huge nuke hit the earth and they all died.
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Random and lazy endings for all!
"Yeah!" yelled Shadow.
Yeah…Sorry about the ending of this chapter…I was taking too long with this so I'm going to finish it later…
"Lazy…"