Hello, here, at EvilKingStan36 productions, we care for you.

"Yeah, of course we care for you!" nodded Shadow, seemly being paid to say so.

In fact, we care for you so much, that we will not have a joke here today. It's for a 2.2 less chance of your brain exploding while reading this chapter.

"God, we must suck at caring." thought Shadow, losing his pay in the process.

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Hello everyone!

"That must be like the first time you actually had a joke there for ages…" commented Shadow.

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Yeah, I'm not going to talk in there, it's not safe!

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"What are you talking about? Where did you get that idea?" asked Shadow.

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Well, when I read "A Tale of Randomness" the author and Tails would always be in trouble when at the so called "safe" area behind the border…Which you might want to read by the way!

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Shadow? Shadow! Oh my god the fanfiction border monsters have got him! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well, you can now, for a limited time, send me your OCs to appear in my story! FREE OF CHARGE!...Sniff sniff…I know what Shadow would say if he has alive right now… "Free of charge? God you're an idiot" is what he would say…I already miss him…sniff…

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Chapter 17

A Trip of Death

To tell the truth this chapter is like a movie! It took me 2 hours to read this chapter…Oh wait…That's just me…

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Sonic and friends (Well, I'm not 100 percent sure you could call him his friends…sniff, if I didn't say this then Shadow would be mad at me for saying that he was Sonic's friend…Sniff…I MISS HIM! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!) Had just recently survived many of the trails that they had to take these last few chapters, such as not being run over by Amy's awful parking skills, living through the terror of having to be in the same car as Amy, facing the fact that they had to go to Disneyland with Dr. Eggman. But now, they have to face there most challenging trail yet…Going to Disneyland…Will they survive? Will they find there way out? Will they leave with there sanities intact! Find out, now!

'That was a really long opening…' thought Sonic, once again looking up at all of the text above him.

Anyway, our heroes were just about to get in, of course, by the looks of everyone it appeared they wouldn't last for five seconds. Knuckles looked like he was ready to drop, Tails and Cream looked so damn happy…Maybe a bit TOO happy, ya think? You know, it's like those things that are just TOO good to be true, I mean, Cream is suspected to be insane, just because the whole Queen Cream thing was just Sonic's dream doesn't mean that it can't be a dark look into what's to come…Oh well, I'm rambling. Moving on, Shadow had hurt his neck from looking up into the sky for too long, poor guy, I mean, the real Shadow gets killed and the story Shadow gets his neck hurt, man, the story Shadow is so lucky, there's no way being dead is as bad has having a hurt neck, YOU KNOW, HE JUST GOES AND DIES! AND I'M LEFT TO BE BY MYSELF! HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME? THAT…hedgehog…Ok, I'm done. I don't need him, I guess Bass will just have to take his place then…

Yeah, I guess you're as bored as hell, your not here for my meaningless ramblings, no, you're here for…for…To tell the truth I don't know why you're here…You're probably just here to steal my stuff, oh well.

They were just about to get in (Almost an inch) in till Sonic complained.

"Ok, I'm NOT going in there! Ok? You guys are driving me crazy!" exploded Sonic.

"Come on!" pleded Amy.

"No way!" replied Sonic, somehow fusing his feet into the ground below.

Before they could continue their bickering, the black Metal Sonic (I like to call him Metal Sonic Black) dropped from the sky, and landed with a 5 feet crater around him.

"Grrrrrrrr!" growled an upset Earthworm. "I knew I should have taken over the world while I had the chance!" exploded the underground creature as he picked up the remains of his death ray.

"Well, if it isn't my bitchin brother! Metal Sonic!" greeted Metal Sonic Black.

"My bitchin brother of bitchin bitchued!" asked a surprised Metal Sonic.

They greeted by doing their secret handshake, when you think about it secret handshakes aren't really secret due to the fact that they are used in public. Anyway the handshake has basically a 30 minute fight followed by farting noises.

For some odd reason Mecha Godzilla 3 suddenly came out of nowhere without anyone knowing. (He's like, a million feet high…)

"Hey, my bitchin brothers! Good thing I don't bitchin stomp on you like bitchin last time! Bitches…" also greeted Mecha Godzilla 3.

"Hey! Our bitchin brother of super bitchin bitchy bitch bitchness!" said both Metal Sonic and Metal Sonic Black eerily at the same time.

"Well, I guess I'll see you in Disneyland!" said Mecha Godzilla as he walked into Disneyland, paying special attention to stepping on everyone.

"Why is your brother committing mass murder on everyone at Disneyland?" asked the Egg-Asker.

"Duh! He's are brother!" answered both of them, once again, while talking at the same time.

"I guess that makes sense?" asked the Egg-Asker, somehow turning that into a question.

"Wait- I'm I suppose to answer that." Answered Metal Sonic, somehow turning that into an answer.

"Am I suppose to know what you're talking about!" yelled Metal sonic Black, somehow turning it into…A yell…

"STOP IT.!#$&&()?" ?ed Sonic, breaking all that which we thought knew in two simple words.

"Umm yeah…I'll meet you guys in the park…" said Metal Sonic Black running into the park.

"Hey! Wait up!" cried back Metal Sonic.

"Yeah, we'll be going too." said everyone but Sonic and Amy.

"Oh crap." said Sonic looking over at Amy, who was blushing.

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Sniff…Remember…Sniff…I'm accepting…sniff…OCs…SNNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! Sniff, Sniff, Sniff, Sniffy sniff sniffness!