Shadow was sleeping in his bed, as happy as an emo could be. Of course, he was dreaming his favorite dream, the one were he rule an army of heartless and rules the world with a rubber fisted rule. He was just getting up to find that his slippers have turned pink, grew bunny ears and eyes, and was now demonically chanting "Plug it in! Plug it in!" seemly praising some ancient alien artifact, which was injecting some kind of toxic mind control gas (I know it makes no sense to control someone and kill someone at the same time. Just play along.) Into the air…
He still has nightmares…
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To shadow the hedgyhog: Ah, wise of you my lad. (If Shadow was here, he would call you lass again.) I don't blame you. This is what would probably have happened…
What would have happened…Bitches…
DAMN IT METAL SONIC! GET OUT OF THERE!
"Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed Linds as he launched rockets at Sonic. "Die Sonic!"
"You forgot one thing Linds!" started Sonic.
"What?" asked Linds as he shot bullets into Big, which Sonic has just stood behind.
Sonic jumped high in the air and started to fly down on Linds. "This isn't your story!" pointed out Sonic as he turned hyper Sonic and swirled. "Hyper wind Sonic pile drive!"
"Crap…Where's Liz when you need her…" asked Linds as he has crushed by Sonic's pile drive.
Meanwhile Liz was trying to get in the building…But was having a hard time with the three outer turrets. Finally, Liz had blown them up and had gone on her way…At least in till one of Eggman huge robots appeared out of the ground.
"Ha! Eat paper clips!" cried Liz as she shot millions of paper clips into the robot, causing it to explode.
"You're not hurting Sonic!" shrieked Amy as jumped down from wherever she was and crushed her hammer down, causing a huge earthquake.
"What the hell! Amy isn't that powerful!" objected Liz.
"Well…" Started Amy with a smug look on her face. "This ground is weakened! The battle was to get you into the right spot, there were hundreds of robots!"
"Crap…" said Liz as she fell.
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She jumped out! But the bad side was she did not see the wall turret that just popped out and was shot down within a second, she crashed against the window in the room Linds was in. Blood spilled all over the window as she slid down it.
Linds paid witness while being crushed, he was shocked. "SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
End…
To shadow the hedgyhog (Again): Sorry, something happened…I don't know what…It was probably my friend who posted it up…I'm going to have to change my password…I deleted it though…Just so you know I never write my chapters before hand. When it's done, it's on the site.
To Mew3692002: Come on! I don't care wherever the hell it may have came from! I NEED MORE OCS!
Anonymous Xylophones: I thought you knew this story has no real plot that lasts more than five minutes.
Dandylions: Yes, please more OCs…Wait…It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be? Umm thanks?
Welcome to…this…dump of words…We have a new co-host today! Welcome…BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE ASS!
"Ah, look at those pathetic humans laugh and cheer…" said Bass acting snobby.
Huh! What? We have someone down there? WATCHING? Well, reading… Ah yes, about 7 people down in the back row…
"Ha! There's about to be 6…" laughed Bass as he shot two hell wheels which closed in and crushed one of them.
"I'm okay!" yelled back the random guy, raising his bloody arm…as it fell off…poor guy…
Umm……………Yeah……………...Bionca will also be joining us!
"Hello!" greeted Bionca as she walked on the stage.
"NEEDS MORE INFO BEFORE SHE CAN APPEAR IN FIC!" shrieked Bass as he blasted her away. She disappeared in a flick a light.
I know we needed more info! But you didn't need to do that!
"I did what I did…" claimed Bass, enjoying the blood coming from someone's detached arm.
Heh…heh…maybe…you just…sent her to…somewhere else…for a little while…Heh…
"Nah, she's dead." explained Bass.
Please…no law…suits…
Chapter 18
Ghosts, Ghouls, and Idiots
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"Are we there yet?" asked a bored Shadow as they walked along a river.
"Does it freaking look we're there?" asked Sonic as he dragged himself further.
"Well, due at speed we're walking, we're already at the Haunted Mansion." pointed out Amy.
"Yay! The Haunted Mansion!" cried Cream, Tails, Shadow…and Eggman…as they rushed into the line.
"This is taking too long!" complained Shadow 0.09 seconds after getting in line. He instantly jumped up and ran on everyone's head setting fire to them. Sending them running out of line.
"Yay!" said Cream, Tails, and Eggman as they rushed through the now empty line.
"We must there be fire? Isn't fire just one object of this whole world? Is the whole world just made up of meaningless objects?" questioned the Egg-Asker. (He now can be rented out for parties, weddings, and cake!)
Of course, everyone just ignored him and went through the short line. As they continued through, they found an angry looking staff member who had caught his head on fire.
"Holy crap!" said Sonic in amazement. "They are ghost!"
At that moment the staff dropped dead due to his brain getting roasted. Our heroes' coughLOSERScough went on…Mainly to avoid law suits.
"Welcome to the Haunted Mansion." welcomed a ghostly voice from the ceiling.
"Umm…Hi?" said Sonic looking for the person talking as he entered the mansion.
"Please, come and stand in the dead center. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" laughed the ghost voice.
Most people just rolled their eyes as they walked into the room.
"Umm sorry. Bad joke..." muttered the ghost host as he continued with his job. "Is this room stretching?" asked to ghost host as the pictures on the wall stretched to reveal their true form.
"Oops, those are my pictures…" noticed the invisible voice. "Oh! This is the time I went to the beach!"
"OH GOD! THE PAIN!" screeched the visitors as their eyes were burned by the pictures from hell.
The ghostly voice opened the door to the rest of the mansion. "Geezs, stop whining. You can go into the rest of the place if you want…"
As everyone rushed to the door he closed it at the last second, crushing one guy's arm.
"But first, take the time to notice this: This room has no beer and no playboy." Pointed out the voice.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Knuckles as he relapsed onto the floor. "My life is over! Kill me now!"
"Okay…also there are no windows and doors…" also pointed out the ghost-like voice.
"What about the door you just opened a little while ago?" asked Sonic?
"Shut up! So it gives you this chilling challenge! To find a way out! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed the creepy voice as the lights went out. And up on the ceiling was a hanging, ghosts, screams. Most of the visitors scream along.
The lights went back on and Knuckles spoke. "Good fake scream Tails! Tails?" asked Knuckles as he looked down to see a scared white Tails.
Sonic calmly pointed over to the door he just opened a little while ago. "There's the way out…"
"Smartass…" muttered the voice as he opened the door.
They waited through the line, and got into their doom buggies. They were:
Doombuggie 1: Cream & Tails.
Doombuggie 2: Shadow & Metal Sonic.
Doombuggie 3: Sonic & Amy.
Doombuggie 4: Eggman & Knuckles.
Doombuggie 5: Just the poor lonely Egg-Asker.
Tails and Cream were getting scared out of their warped little minds. Not much there…
Shadow for some reason has having a great time.
"This is awesome!" cheered Shadow.
"What the hell is wrong with you!" asked Metal Sonic who was looking for what he was finding so funny.
Shadow whispered into his non-existant ear. "Holy crap! That's awesome!"
"What the heck are those two up to?" asked Amy.
"I don't know- Oh, now I know." said Sonic as he pointed to the dead body on the floor. Amy had replied by barfing.
The Egg-Asker was riding in his lonely little buggy. "Why must I be alone?" asked the Egg-Asker in his own little world.
"Cuz you're a jerk!" yelled back Knuckles as he threw a rock at him.
"Is that suppose to make me feel better?" asked the poor, annoying, but still poor robot.
They had finally came to the last room. Where the host greeted them once again. "Oh goodie, you're alive, even the smartass…Oh well, BEWARE OF HITCH HIKING GHOST! They will follow you home."
"God, these ghosts look retarded…" commented Knuckles as he saw them.
"Ah! Their scary!" cried both Tails and Cream at the same time.
One of the ghosts came into Tails's and Cream's buggy. "Hi! I'm hitchy the clown!"
"Ah! Help us!" pled both Tails and Cream as they screamed in horror.
The ghost had just sweatdroped.
"Hi! I'm evil mad killer and used to be ruler of the world!" said one of the ghosts as he went into Shadow's and Metal Sonic's buggy.
"Badass!" yelled both Shadow and Metal Sonic at the same time.
Hello, I'm the cupid from days that have past!" said the cupid looking ghost as he landed into Sonic's and Amy's buggy.
"Oh god no!" cried Sonic as he hid under the seat.
"Yay! Now Sonic will see how much he really loves me!" shrieked Amy.
"That's what you get for being a smartass…" muttered the host.
"Hello! I'm sir happy mc fun time! An I'm here to-" The ghost was cut off by Knuckles punching him in the face.
"Quick! We need help Eggman!" said Knuckles as he started to drag the body out of the buggy.
"You know who to call! Ghost busters!" sang Eggman as he got the phone.
"Hello? Anyone here?" asked the Egg-Asker as no ghost came. "Lonely once again…?"
"Well, that ride sucked. What next?" asked Sonic as he took out the map.
What ride will they go on next? Will they survive going on the ride? Will the Egg-Asker ever have a friend? Will the next chapter even have something about the main plot right now? Find out next time on DBZ! Err…I mean Shadow's House chapter 38…Damn it!
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Heh, Bass. I don't think you can be the co-host anymore…
"What? I'm much better than you! Prepare to die!" said Bass as he charged a shot. Right before he was about to fire, Bionca came out a wormhole and landed on him, knocking him out.
Ah good. Bionca is back, Bass is defeated, and no law suits. Who wants pizza?
"I do!" said everyone near me.
Too bad! You can't have any! Remember, I kind of need more info for Bionca.
Fact (Well, kind of.): Did you noticed that in Sonic Rush at the points screen plays a little tune. In that little tune it sounds like it's saying "Tails stop"?