In the cold layer of Dr. Shadow, has Sonic and co. planning to take him down.
"Mwahahahahahahaha! My new plan to release evil ship masses will be completed! Whether you interfere or no!" gloated Dr. Shadow as he stuck his tongue out at Captain Sonic, defender of truth, justice, and chilly dogs.
"No you won't!" replied Captain Sonic. "For I have a team of super powered heroes! Right team? Team?" asked captain Sonic as he looked behind him to see that they had left and gulped. "Well, I can…Jump skyscrapers to get away from Amy, go faster than a speeding bullet to give it a speeding ticket, and stop a train to save passing ducks!"
"Really?" asked Dr. Shadow, surprised he could do such things.
"Not really…" answered Captain Sonic shyly. "But the good side is so much better…Ok, that's a lie too…"
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Dandylions: Thanks! Bingo seems to be a really cool character! (I'm not saying that Bionca wasn't good. I just don't know much about her.)
shadow the hedgyhog: I just got a new idea! I will be called...
Sonic in Pain Theater. It will be in the next chapter.
Hello and welcome to Shadow's House…Wait a minute! Holy crap! I got the name right! Yes!
"Hey." said Shadow walking out of the bathroom.
Hi!...Wait! You were killed by the border monsters!
"No, I just went to the bathroom." replied Shadow.
Oh…I think slowly this fanfiction is turning more like "Sonic Insanity" if you agree say so in your review. Also, I think your going to get chapters quickly again for a little while. It feels like I can go on forever right now. Yay! I typed the last chapter in about 1 hour. (I'm sorry if you felt the last chapter was a bit rushed, I'm trying to fix my habit of rushing.)
I'm sorry if this chapter is a bit too random…I didn't get any sleep again. 0.0
Chapter 19
A Somewhat Random Splash
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"I know where we should go next!" said Amy, looking as stupid as ever. "Splash Mountain!"
"The one with the singing animals? No way!" protested Shadow.
"Come on its fun! Right Sonic" asked Amy.
Oh yes, its ton of fun…" answered Sonic flatly waving a little flag in the air.
"Wait…What happened to Sonic?" asked Shadow.
"Well, cupid wouldn't stop shooting these damn arrows in my ass if I didn't go out with Amy." explained Sonic as he lifelessly waved the little flag in the air, giving the old Cupid a death glare. "He's clearly way past his peak."
"Nonsense! I'm the tooth fairy!" stated Cupid.
"You mean Cupid right?" asked Sonic.
"Yeah! I was…just messing with yeah!" lied Cupid, very badly I might add.
"Quick! We must get to planning are plan to rule to world!" said the evilly ruler ghost.
"Yes sir!" obeyed Shadow and Metal Sonic as they rushed in front of the ghost.
"Almighty and powerful ghost. I do not mean to be rude, but we are currently on a trip to Disneyland right now. Can we do this later?" asked Shadow.
"Huh? Disneyland? I love that place! Err I mean very well, just this once." agreed the ghost. "I'll just go to your home now." said the ghost as he disappeared.
"Take this evil ghost of happiness!" yelled Knuckles as he jumped up and down the super happy ghost.
"Even though you're hurting me, I still luv you!" said the super happy ghost as he was getting trampled.
"Ouch! The over happiness hurts too much!" shrieked Knuckles as he cried from the pain and started to roll in pain.
"Don't worry Knuckles! I have the Egg-Vacuum!" said Eggman as he tried to suck up the ghost with a normal vacuum.
"Damn it Eggman! It's just a normal vacuum!" cried Knuckles still rolling on the floor in pain.
"I can call my items whatever I what to call them!" objected Eggman.
"Just like he named me Metal Sonic…" muttered Metal Sonic.
"What did you say?" exploded Eggman.
"I said you're bad at naming things!" answered Metal Sonic with a smug look on his face. (Ok, he's a robot and can't move his face…)
"Take. That. Back." ordered Eggman as he glared at Metal Sonic, ready to pounce.
"Umm Eggman…Are you ok?" asked Metal Sonic with a nervous sound to his voice. "I never saw you like this before…"
At that moment, Eggman pounced on Metal Sonic, took him to the ground…Then moved his face closer…and closer…AND CLOSER...GOOD GOD! THEY KISSED! Everyone was helpless but to stare at them kiss, speechless they were…Well, except for super happy ghost, who could never shut the fuck up.
GOOD GOD! NOW SONIC AND SHADOW ARE KISSING! HOLY SHIT! NOW KNUCKLES AND THE EGG-ASKER ARE ALSO KISSING! HOLY ! NOW MECHA GODZILLA AND METAL SONIC BLACK ARE KISSING! What is the world coming to? I thought I was writing this! Oh, wait…My mistake, this is "Sonic Gone Wild". Someone must have kept this type in by mistake. Heh. But it wasn't me or anything, no sir.
Changing…Bzzz.
OH DEAR GOD! NOT BINGO (OC from Dandylions.) AND SORA…LOOK AWAY!
BTW…Bingo in a nutshell!
Name: Bingo
Age: 8
Gender: Male
Species: Raccoon
Color: Blue
Occupations: none
Home: Unknown
Clothing: orange shirt, running shoes
Personality: kind, clueless, appears to be stupid, yet smarter than he looks
Abilities: speed, homing attack, spin dash, powerful swimmer
Friends: Tails, Cream, Lions, Natalie, Crazy Loco, Charmy
Relationships: mildly interested in Lions
Appears in: The Angel & the Demon
Thanks Dandylions! Now, where was I? Oh yeah. MY EYES BURN!
A few hours later…
"Oh man Sonic! Good thinking with that flamethrower!" said Shadow.
"No man it was all you and that giant robot!" replied Sonic.
"Nah it was both of you with the double super hyper spin." said Bingo.
"What are you talking about?" asked the Egg-Asker.
"The battle we just had." answered Sonic.
"What battle?" questioned the Egg-Asker.
"Ya know, there was lasers and robots and…to think of it was you're fault we battle!" blamed Shadow.
"You're making this up aren't you?" inquired the Egg-Asker.
"It doesn't matter whether we made it up or not! Everyone knows it's you're fault!" pointed out Sonic.
"So, it's my fault there is a long line for Splash Mountain?" asked the machine.
"Now you're getting it! Just don't be such a jerk next time and make the line smaller ok?" asked Knuckles.
The Egg-Asker just sighed and got in line with everyone else.
Many, many hours later…
Shadow was crawling up the steps. "Go on without me! The mountain is too high!"
"Don't be a wuss and stand up!" ordered Sonic.
Shadow stood up, instantly a smile grew on Shadow's face. "I think I can make it! With this new found power, I can do anything!"
"Yeah, that's walking." said Sonic.
"Look! We made it to the mount of splashness!" pointed out Tails pointing over at the logs.
They got in, and the ride started moving.
"Oh my god! Singing animals at in front of us!" screamed Shadow. "Load the cannons!"
"Cannons loading!" replied Metal Sonic. "These loading times are slow, but the loading screens are pretty though."
"Damn it Metal! I told you to get anything else besides dial-up!" yelled Shadow.
"It's not my fault! Eggman won't get one for me!" complained Metal Sonic.
"Don't blame it on me you piece of scrap!" screamed Eggman.
"Why are you so mean!" cried Metal Sonic.
"Don't worry, I'm not mean, or am I?" asked the Egg-Asker.
"Shut up! It's all your fault!" yelled Metal Sonic as he kicked the Egg-Asker of the ride.
By this time…The ride was over…
"What?"
"I'm confused."
"Why are you lazy?"
"Waaaaaaaaah!"
Will they survive the next ride? Will they find out where the end of Splash Mountain went? When will they shut the fuck up? Find out! Next time!
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Yes, this chapter is somewhat more random than usual…
Another chapter another apple for ME! Review!