Sonic in Pain Theater presents:
A Roast to Sonic
Sonic was enjoying a nice dinner at his house, with his friends.
"Isn't this soup quite smashing?" Sonic asked in a British accent.
"Indeed it does old chap. Would you like some tea?" asked Shadow in his bad sounding accent.
"Why thank you." said Sonic as he took some tea. "I'm so glad to be alive!"
"Hoo ho ho ho ho!" laughed everyone at the table the most retarded way possible.
At that very moment, a drill came out of nowhere and sent out a couple of mini turrets and killed almost everyone in the room.
"Sonic! Save me!" pleded Amy.
"I have a better idea…" said Sonic as he used her as a shield and defeated to turrets. "Works like a charm…Eww I have blood on my new clothes…"
At that very moment a few thousand paperclips flew into Sonic's head and killed him. The end.
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"I thought you liked me…" said Sonic as he looked up at the words above him. (Another running gag…) "If you had to kill me it could have least been better…"
Shut up! I feel bad about it…I have a idea! A much more better idea…
"The last time you said that you got your head stuck in a mailbox…" said Shadow.
Nevermind that now! For the mean time, enjoy a chapter of Shadow's House. Huh? That's what you're here for? Nonsense!
Three chapters in a day…Wow…
Chapter 20
Stuck in Space
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"It is time to go on…SPACE MOUNTAIN!" screamed Sonic in excitement.
"What are you so happy for?" asked Knuckles.
"Beats me." Replied Sonic flatly.
Our heroes started to go over to the ride, but then they disappeared. They ended up on a weird looking hanger that looks like it came out of a Star Wars movie.
"What just happened?" asked Sonic.
"Do you dare doubt the force?" yelled Shadow, becoming a Jedi.
"Oh no…" gasped Sonic as he saw the sign that said "Welcome to the Mouse Star".
"We appear to be in the Mouse Star…" thought Shadow as he rubbed his chin.
"No shit! Where did everyone else go?" asked Sonic.
"Amy is out looking for you, Tails is working on some crap invention, Knuckles is probably lost and drunk, Egg-Asker is asking insanely stupid questions, Cream has probably learned how to dance with a spoon, and Bingo is probably singing that Bingo is his nameo song…" finished Shadow.
Meanwhile…
"B-I-N-G…Umm Q!" sang Bingo as he floated in deep space.
Back to the idiots…
"What about Eggman?" asked Sonic.
"You don't want to know…" stated Shadow quietly.
"Ah, I see you have arrived…" said a ghostly voice.
"Crap! Not this guy again!" yelled Sonic.
"Not the smartass again…" muttered the voice. "Welcome to the Mouse Star. Is this room-"
"Quit it, were not in the Haunted Mansion anymore." said Shadow.
"Oh yeah…Umm…Welcome to the Star, make your self's at home, and don't touch the food counter there its for staff only…" said the voice as it disappeared.
"It looks like we have a mystery gang!" said Sonic.
"Gang?" asked Shadow raising a eye brow.
"You could have least have played along…" muttered Sonic as he started exploring the Mouse Star.
A little bit later…
"What the hell are we looking for Shadow!" asked a outraged Sonic.
"Everything that can help us." said Shadow as he picked up a Harry Potter book.
"What do we do with a fork collection, a half broken DS, Bingo's broken banjo-"
Meanwhile…
"I sure do miss my banjo…" whimpered Bingo as he floated ever more closer to the sun.
Back with the misguided animals…
"A Power Ranger action gay guy, and Dr. Phil on DVD?" asked Sonic as he waited for some absurd answer to come from Shadow.
"Why do you question the force?" cried Shadow as he hit him on the head with a toy light saber.
"I wonder what Chuck Norris would do…" wondered Sonic.
"Ah! I found the blueprints using my Harry Potter book!" said Shadow as they magically popped out of the book.
"I'm not even going to ask…" said Sonic flatly as he took the blueprints. "It shoots out of it's ears…I should have known…"
"We'll just have to take out the ears!" realized Shadow, coming up with by far the smartest thing he had ever thought of.
"How?" asked Sonic.
"Voodoo dolls." stated Shadow as he took out a Mickey plushe and ripped off it's ears.
Meanwhile…
"My ears are ripped off!"
Back with the smartass and the emo…
"That's not going to work!" said Sonic.
"You got any better ideas?" asked Shadow.
"You could always use chaos blast and chaos control us out of here." mentioned Sonic. Of course, for using logic, he was punished later that day.
So they did just that…
At home…
"Ah, It's good to be home." said Shadow.
"Yeah! I made it out with only a few major burns!" pointed out Bingo happily.
"God, this is a lazy ending…" remarked Sonic, only to get shot in the head.
"Oh god…"
Smile and wave damn it!
"Heh heh, smile and wave…" they said as the screen faded black.
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I'm FREE!
"The ending was weird…" said Shadow.
REVIEW! YOU LIKE WEIRD!
Next chapter: Possibly "Computer Troubles"
End of season two!