The joke has been skipped due to awesome season three ness!
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Welcome to season three, I think I have got all of the randomness out of me. If not this is why I created this. It's the Rushed-and-too-random-then-you-get-shocked-o-matic! I give one to each of you! Except you shadow the hedgyhog, if Sonic is close to me you'll press it every time! Anyway, it allows you to shock me when a chapter feels too rushed and too random. Oh and the idea I had, I'm working on it. I got my head stuck in some more mailboxes but I'm working on it.
New season three stuff? There isn't any…But my plan to rule all fanfictions! I will destroy…Almost everyone! (As long as they write better than me.) Oh, but my loyal reviewers will remain safe…All I have to do is plant a bomb into your stories in case of treason. Ok?
In other news, I have just found out I can't respond to reviews or this story will be deleted…AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME? Oh well, I'll just have to use the reply button for now on…
Chapter 21
Computer Troubles
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It was a nice sunny day, birds were chirping, trees were doing musicals, and cows were invading. But it's not like it matters for our heroes for they were living in a cave. Meh. Anyway they on the computers…Every last one of them were on a computer for some reasons, sure, we all know why Knuckles would be online and Tails, but everyone else was a mystery.
Ah Bingo, no one really thought he could use a computer, but somehow he has gained the ability to use it! Let's watch, for we have nothing better to do.
"Runescape…That sounds fun!" thought the raccoon as he made an account. "So many apples, but no bees."
"Welcome to Runescape!" read the meaningless text on the opening screen, followed by the worst music EVER. "Yay, what good music!" cheered the oblivious raccoon. He logged on under the name pooper (I really met a guy who had this name on that game, and he called me immature…) and his password was password.
To Shadow…
Shadow was viewing Foamy, flash movies about a ranting squirrel
"Ah Foamy, you never seem to get old with your curse filled rantings." said Shadow as he watched the squirrel making one of his rants while cursing and flipping people off in the process.
At that moment Bingo ran into the room so fast that he burnt the carpet.
"Shadow!" Bingo cried. "The rats are killing me!"
Shadow, instantly knowing the problem with any fight related game he would have, gave him an answer. "You have to attack the rat to win…Now leave and let me be with my emo ridden life!"
"Thanks Shadow, I never would have thought of that!" thanked Bingo as he ran out of the room.
Back at Bingo's room…
"Oops, I killed myself…"
A few hours later…
"This game sucks!" cried Bingo in disgust saying possibly the first smart thing he said in this whole story. "I'm going to play World of Warcraft!" said Bingo as he started to take his WoW (World of Warcraft.) game out. Then he paused. "Or better yet…I should go see how long I can survive in the freezer!" thought Bingo as he ran off.
Shadow's room…
Shadow was writing some emo poetry, nothing new here.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All I got to say is fuck you!
Tails's room…
(Plot for this one is ripped off from Roger Weide AKA: Rogerrogerroger AKAA: Lord Rogeriscus theordorjohanes…Whatever the hell that means…If you like complete randomness I say you see his flash movies…It feels like I sold you out now…)
Tails was happily posting up flash on newgrounds, he was checking out the reviews for his newest flash…Tails Rush! (A spoof of Sonic Rush.)
'You have upset the dark flash master! I control newgrounds! I say your flash sucks! Be warned! I will get you! N00b!' said a reviewer named the dark lord.
'Ha! Loser!' replied Tails.
'Dude! Whenever he gives someone that review they never appeared on newgrounds again!' said Frager122.
Tails ended up just ignoring it.
Knuckles's room…
Oddly enough, Knuckles had not spent his time looking at naked girls/mostly naked girls and was in the chat room., trying to get a date, and working. The down side is that they didn't know he meant a date. And of course, Knuckles, being the idiot he was, completely forgot to ask for ages.
"Hey, you want to come over to my place for dinner?" asked Knuckles to the two girls.
"Sure." replied WonderingEyes.
"I don't see why not to." Also said Iamacookie.
"Come over as soon as possible." said Knuckles.
"Ok." they both said at the same time.
Sonic's room…
"Hey." asked one of Sonic's online friends.
"What?" asked Sonic.
"What if Eggman attacked you right now and you had nothing to protect yourself with?" asked the friend.
"I don't know." answered Sonic. "Have any ideas?"
"Well, what if you had a machine that let's you go into your computer? So if it got out of hand you could hide in your computer for a bit." suggested his friend.
"That's a good idea!" thought Sonic, not noticing the flaws.
"See yeah!" said his friend as he got off rather quickly.
'That was weird…' thought Sonic as he started on the project.
Metal Sonic's room…
Metal Sonic had been secretly spying on Sonic's chat thingy. He stood up and laughed evilly. Lighting suddenly flashed outside as he laughed like a idiot.
"My plan will happen soon…"
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A somewhat short chapter I know, but I have a mini-plot…
"A plot?" shrieked Shadow.
Yes, and I just might stick to it this time! REVIEW!