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Bingo's Thoughts

'Stupid toaster…' thought Bingo as he stared at it. 'It must be broken. Oh well, I needed a broken toaster for my latest plan to rule the world using a spork and a broken toaster.' continued Bingo as he took the popcorn pack out, it exploded the second he took it out. Bingo, ignoring the explosion, casually walked up to his room.

'If I had a donut for every time George Bush asked me to be in a parade, they would be in my stomach anyway. Sonic is cool, Tails is cute, Knuckles is pimp, Shadow is emo, Amy is annoying, Cream is also cute, and Metal Sonic is bitchin awesome!'

'Wow, I didn't know that!'

'Shut up you stupid voice in my head!'

'You should go stab Sonic with a spork now.'

'No! I will never serve the empire!'

"Join me! Together we will be mental problem and idiot!'

'Tempting offer, what if a say no?'

'You…die?'

'Hmm, what's the catch?'

'Possibly dieing perhaps?'

'…'

'Yes?'

'What's dieing?'

'…THIS GUY IS TOO STUPID TO BE CONTORLED!' complained the voice as he ran…somewhere else…

'Heh, now I can stab Sonic with a spork in peace…' thought Bingo as he snuck up on Sonic.

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Hello and welcome to THE BEST STORY YOU WILL EVER READ! As I am writing this, I am waiting for my computer to download some big ass file to load. Enjoy.

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Shadow's House

Chapter 24

Good Knuckles, on Coming Guests, and the Never Ending Fear of Them

While everyone upstairs was beating up Shadow trying to get his memory back, Knuckles had cleaned up everything and was wearing a tux and tie. He looked out of the window and saw his guest coming from a distance, over the sunset, like a movie…But that's beside the point, Knuckles had to look away due to the fact the sun was burning his eyes.

'Stupid Shadow,' thought Knuckles as he got a few more things ready. 'For making that huge light for a sun, I almost feel like killing him in some killing spree of sorts.'

Sonic's Room…

"Ah, finally finished." sighed Sonic in relief. Somehow he was able to make it without Tails's help or even the right items. "I'll just go and see what everyone else is doing." said Sonic as he walked down stairs.

"Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed Metal Sonic as he flew into the room. "I waited 2 hours to steal a machine from Sonic even though I could have knocked him out and built it myself in half the time! And now the day will be mine!' Metal Sonic then laughed evilly for five minutes before he used the thing.

Metal's Room…

"Ok, Cream has the plasma cannon?" asked Shadow as he held up the check list.

"Check!" replied Cream.

"Amy has the very hard to use machine gun?" asked Shadow again.

"How did you know?" asked Amy, Shadow just glared at her. "Oh yeah, check!"

"Tails knows the times?" questioned Shadow.

"Yes I do!" answered Tails.

"Does Metal have the water gun?" asked Shadow for the last time.

"Yes!" yelled Metal Sonic all the way from Sonic's room.

"Good, let's get going." said Shadow happily as he put more ice on his head.

Tails was about to object, but knew it was useless and just went along.

Sonic's Computer…

"This feels weird…" thought Metal out loud as he looked around. Out of nowhere a robot came up.

"Welcome to…" said the robot as a flashing sign went up. "SONIC'S COMPUTER! To pass here freely, you must answer these questions."

"Screw you." replied Metal Sonic as he tried to stick up his middle finger, but half way it launched into the air like a rocket and pinned his foot down. "I guess I'm not going anywhere for a while, so why not?"

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Heh, sorry for the short chapter, but World of Warcraft is starting up! See you later! Oh well, you may not be seeing me for a little while…Say goodbye…

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