Copyright Disclaimer: As before I don't own Sonic The Hedgehog & co since Sega/Sonic Team owns that. DiC Entertainment owns Scratch, Grounder, Professor Caninestein and Wes Weasley plus all the other characters that are mentioned. Nintendo owns Mario & Luigi. Rupert Murdock owns FOX network, and whoever owns the NBC network. The only characters I own are two bit characters (Man 1, Man 2).
My comment: Here's the next chapter that has a sneaky cameo that would fit. Before you whine about Mario, in the cartoons (AoSMB3 to be precise) Mario comes to Brooklyn quite often. Please note that I haven't been to Brooklyn so I'm basing it on the cartoon so forgive my inaccuracy. If you want a purist view, skip the Mario cameo it is just that the cartoons were done by the same as Sonic. On with the show, I meant fan fic.
Warning: Thischapter may have stereotype views due the way the original show portrayed certain people e.g. MacHopper.
Chapter 2: Flatbush Robotnik
Dr. Robotnik, the SSSSS Squad (Scratch & Grounder) and Wes suddenly arrive at Brooklyn within a flash. For people who haven't been to Brooklyn, it's in a region inside New York, with sights such as the Brooklyn Bridge, the only plant in Flatbush and yellow cabbies. The Egg-o-Matic Hovercraft then crashes onto the Statue of Liberty and falls down in a comical Wile E. Coyote fashion. The Egg-o-Matic is in complete ruins and so are Robotnik's lackeys. Wes and Robotnik are full of dust that patting their clothes somehow removes the thick dust. "Bad landing huh", yelped Scratch.
The dynamic duo has to reassemble them while Robotnik is pulling a map of the world from his deep black trouser pocket. Robotnik yelled out, "Listen, you metal clunkers. There are 7 Continents on Earth; the one we are at is called North America" since Robotnik was pointing to the USA on the map.
Grounder stupidly asked, "Err. How did you find that out?" Robotnik was fuming that his built them too dumb to guess and aggressively replied, "Well, I knew someone back then ... Nevermind, we have 6 more to conquer by supper time!"
Wes Weasley, the salesman who can't stand still for less than 3 seconds happily said, "I'm off to conquer the shopping market."
Robotnik grabbed Wes by his collar and suggested, "Hold on Wes, there's a bigger fish to fry." The meanful dictator was pointing towards a tall building, "See NBC? That is the biggest cable channel next to FOX, which I may add will be owned by me."
Wes was so excited that his jaw dropped and shouted, "Wow! One large channel." He then asked Robotnik, "Do I get the other channels?" Robotnik gloated, "Of course, Weasley." As soon as that sentence was finished, Wes rushed towards NBC faster than Sonic running to find the nearest chilidog stand.
Scratch asked, "What about us, your knowingness?" Robotnik was walking up and down as he was thinking, then suddenly he stopped. The dictator replied, "I'm going to have a walk round Flatbush first, then I would get to Washington and rule North America."
Grounder and Scratch was relieved that they don't have to do anything. Robotnik added, "You two would go to annilate the Australian Prime Minister; he's much easier than Sonic."
Scratch & Grounder both salute to Robotnik straight away and responded back, "We will never let you down, sir." Robotnik putting his hand over his face in disappointment, and spoke to himself, "They are going to let me down as usual."
The SSSSS Squad soon left Brooklyn, leaving Dr Robotnik on his own. Fortunately, the lardly dictator is heading towards Washington but first he would need to walk to a taxi rank that is on the other side of Flatbush.
While Robotnik is joyfully whistling, he walks past an Italian American plumber wearing a blue shirt and red dungarees that happens to be called Mario. The Egg Belly Slo-Mo (as Sonic would put it) bumps into the red plumber leaving him off balance causing him to spin around in circles.
Mario got his fist up and shouted, "Watch where you're going, you greasy ravioli." As soon as Mario bellowed it out, Luigi rushes straight towards Mario, trying to calm him down. The younger brother of the Mario family spoke calmly, "It's okay Mario; forget about it. Hey you need to stop Koopa from stealing the Pipe Land Treasury."
Mario then lifted his cap and wiping his forehead, soon he replaced the cap back on his head. The red plumber calmly responded, "You are right Luigi, besides I've came here for my Plumber's Drains Monthly magazine." Luigi was pointing at the magazine while Mario was reading it and nit-picked, "Have you noticed that they never mention me at all in any issue?"
Luigi's arms shrug in disbelief. Mario joyfully answered, "Let's-a go back to the Mushroom Kingdom." Luigi however was frightened, "I wanna stay here in Brooklyn, eat pasta and to give Salvador Drainado his dollar back." How Luigi spoke about that in one breath was something that no one in Mobius could do. Mario then comforts the green dungarees and blue shirt plumber, ready to defeat King Koopa from doom.
The plumbing brothers both enter a warp pipe, with Mario grabbing Luigi's hands so he doesn't let go. A sound effect similar to the Super Mario Bros games were heard when the plumbers enter the pipe.
Back in Mobius, Sonic is thinking quite hard to get to Earth but his finger points up as he thought of an idea. Sonic suggested, "Let's see Professor Caninestein, maybe he can help us."
Tails was thinking that Sonic used his suggestion and smiled to his mentor. "Yeah, that guy would know about Robotnik's disappearance", the brown fox gladly replied.
Sonic was ready to visit the professor and his feet was rearing to go. The blue hedgehog shouted one of his catchphrases, "I'm up, over and gone!" Sonic then got his speed and ran towards the east, his buddy Tails then followed him by flying with his tails.
A few minutes later, Sonic & Tails meet outside a mountain that is where Professor Caninestein is hiding due to the Scrap Valley explosion a few months back. Sonic knocks on the mountain wall. A gruff German voice was heard, he shouted, "Coming."
Sonic is starting to get impatient so he stamps his feet obviously getting bored of waiting. "I'm waaaaiiiiittttiiiingggg!" Sonic bellowed out in a sly voice.
Suddenly a dog like professor came out who wore a white lab coat to a caving on the mount. Sonic then stops tapping his feet and relaxes.
Professor Caninestein was pleased to see his old friends and said, "Why if it isn't Sonic und his best buddy Tails? Do come in." Sonic and Tails then follow the inviting Caninestein to his lab with all sorts of machines.
The hedgehog and the fox decided to sit on a chair each. Sonic relaxes on the leather chair and then asked, "I need your help professor; Tails and I saw Robotnik disappear into lardy air."
Caninestein adjusts his glasses and thinks for a moment. The doggy professor thought, "I see." He then scratches his chin and continues what he was talking about. "Right Sonic, I have a feeling that Robotnik went to zee real world."
Sonic pounded his fist to his hand screeching out, "That Egg Belly Slo-Mo, that's gonna be awful. If Tails and I don't save the real world, Earth is doomed!"
Prof. Caninestein picked up a box machine that he was working on and spoke, "That is why I made this machine." He then checked for dust and wiping in with his sleeve. Maybe he was thinking that he needed some cloths for the future. "It's called a Dimension Hopper; you would use this to get into zee real world", Prof intelligently said.
The two tailed fox then got out of his chair by excitement since this was good news to stop Robotnik conquering Earth. "That's great Doc", Tails gave out encouragement and nearly shouted but his volume was a bit low.
However Prof Caninestein was in a nit-picky mood, "I think you meant professor." This had hurt Tails' feelings; especially that he had ambitions to be an engineer someday. "Sorry", Tails frowned who he is now looking at the floor.
Sonic shouted to the depressed but slightly meanful professor, "Tails didn't know, ok?" Soon afterwards Prof Caninestein apologises to Tails for being stubborn.
Now that Sonic & Tails are relaxed again, the doggy professor moved to Sonic and saying, "At this world, there are nice pieces of tender beef jerky that I want you to get." The speedy Sonic nods his head agreeing with Caninestein, "Okay professor."
Suddenly, Sonic holds the Dimension Hopper while Tails holds his hand. Knowing how to operate the machine since there was only one button, Sonic and Tails vanish into thin air and later reappeared in Brooklyn.
In Australia, Scratch & Grounder are inside the Prime Minister's office that the idiotic robots are shaking the Prime Minister up. Very quickly, Grounder let go of the leader of Australia and instead stood in his way. His comrade Scratch was holding him by his shirt collar.
Scratch demanded on the spot, "Give this land to our leader, Dr. Robotnik." While Scratch was ready to break his neck, Grounder is armed with a blaster and gave a sinister look to the Prime Minister. "Yeah!" Grounder gruffly responded.
The Aussie Prime Minister looked like a stereotypical Australian, with the Crocodile Dundee hat on his head but unlike most stereotypes, he wore a proper suit. On his hand was a can of Foster's Lager that he was drinking at the time.
"G'day mate, I give ya this fine land if ya let me go and I'll give ya some of the 4X" the Prime Minister spoke.
Scratch was determined to avoid the Prime Minster's demands, "Never." Since he knew the leader of the country might run away or call for backup, Scratch got some rope and tied the PM around.
With no choice, the Aussie Prime Minster surrendered, "I give up. You win robots Oz is yours." As soon as he said that, Grounder put a sock into the leader's mouth just in case he would tell the United Nations.
Scratch & Grounder were both excited and bellowed out in unison, "Now we can both tell Dr. Robotnik the good news."
Grounder's belly is rumbling and vibrating so he opens it up as soon as his drill hands change to proper hands. Grounder opens his compartment and picks up the black phone and spoke, "Hello, who is this?"
At the other end, Dr Robotnik who is now wearing a brown detective hat for some reason shouted, "It's me Robotnik, you battery brains." By the way, he was at a pay phone.
Grounder stuttered trying to think what to say to his creator and said, "Err. I've got Australia." However Scratch argued with Grounder and signed, "Don't you mean I have Australia, Grounder?"
Robotnik bellowed, "Shut up both of you, I have Oz." Suddenly Ivo stopped trying to plan his and the dumb-bots next move. He then picked up the phone and added; "Now Scratch go to Europe and take over that union, Grounder you go to Asia."
Still in Australia, Scratch for the umpteenth time agrees with his master and pleasantly replied, "Sounds fine to me." His partner also chalked out, "Same here."
At the pay phone, Dr Robotnik was starting to get bored by filing his long dirty nails and growled out, "Right we only have one continent at the moment. Make sure you conquer Europe and Asia within 2 hours. Got it?"
The SSSSS Squad alias Scratch & Grounder both agree and responded in unison, "Yes, Dr Robotnik."
For a change, Scratch is oddly getting smart and asked, "Wait a minute; it takes more than 2 hours to get to Europe." Robotnik replied in a sly voice; "Well, you better hurry up then."
Robotnik slams the phone down since he is at a phone booth in Washington DC. He checks on the phone display that highlighted that his bill was $2.78 and his was only on for a minute.
Behind him is the Lincoln Monument with lots of people asking questions at the statue of Abe Lincoln. "Now to take over North America", he gloated rubbing his hand in delight.
Robotnik marches down towards the direction of Presidential Road then arrives at the front gate of the White House. Two men in suits that are the Secret Service growled at Robotnik. Fortunately Ivo had his freeze ray and fired straight at them.
Slyly, he pressed the open the gate button and marches towards the front door of the White House since it wasn't a public holiday the place was quite deserted. Ivo pressed the doorbell at the front door and an old-ish president came out, he had grey hair and a suit with the US flag on his top pocket.
Taking no chances Robotnik is taking out his blaster and ready to aim at the President. The US President greeted, "Hello fine sir, and welcome to the White House. May I help you?"
About to reload his blaster, Dr Robotnik then put his ray gun down. He asked the president, "In a matter of fact, yes. I want to take over North America."
The US President was very shocked and he was thinking that Robotnik might be a threat, he sharply responded, "Y'll can't do that."
Ready for his evil plan Robotnik gloated, "I can. I've got this supercharged blaster right here. So surrender or else you will be annilated."
The US President had a problem, he could send his entire army to defeat the Egg Belly but he thought about the millions of dollars it would take for that to happen. Also he was thinking about the Secret Service but he saw them frozen outside the gate and he was shocked.
With no other options, the president sighed, "I give up."
Instead of losing all the time, Robotnik was rubbing his hands has his eyebrows lower and gloated, "Excellent." Of course, he sounded like Mr. Burns when he said that.
A few minutes later, Robotnik is now at the president desk in the White House, which he is laughing like a manic and is now wearing a presidential suit since now he is the president of North America, well technically the US and Alaska. Suddenly he found a piece of paper that says the President now rules Canada and Mexico. Ivo went back into his chair and laughed.
Now that Robotnik has conquered North America and Australia, will Sonic save Earth from doom?
More comments: My alternative title would have been; Mr Robotnik goes to Washington but that's clichéd. Next chapter: The Scratchean Union will be done soon.