Copyright Disclaimer: Since this is the last time I'm doing it for this fan fic. Read the previous disclaimers for info. Captain N (Kevin Keene) and all his pals are owned by DiC Entertainment, Nintendo and Capcom. All other names mentioned belong to their rightful companies (or for short, I don't own anybody!)

My Comment: Probably the shortest chapter in the entire fan fic, this is where Scratch is in Europe which the title explains. Has for Captain N's appearance (well more like a cameo but if you want a true style, just skip it), since I heard the cartoon is coming on DVD and the voice for Robotnik was the Clockman in that show. Enough of the chitter-chatter, back to the show.

Chapter 3: The Scratchean Union

Scratch is in at Strasbourg where the head of the European Union is; he sets a trap that says Free Food in 6 different languages which is in a table inside a board room. Then suddenly all the European leaders arrive and they are talking in muffles.

Scratch panted, "This trap better work."

All the European leaders are going towards the direction of Scratch, which they are ready to falling into a trap. Scratch is shouting; "Free food, get your free food here."

There were 12 leaders except for the Spanish leader who was on vacation, each one look almost identical except hair styles and a different flag on their suits. Each one were licking their lips, the English man thought of fish, chips and curry sauce, the French man was thinking of cheese, while the Italian leader that looked like Mario was dreaming of pasta.

The German Leader spoke, "Free food, where?"

Scratch is clearly pointing towards an open door. Suddenly all the leaders dash towards the door and Scratch then slams the door shut so the leaders won't escape. The European leaders then shouted at Scratch unclearly.

"I guess Europe is all Robotnik's now, Bahhawhawhah!" Scratch laughed.

Sonic and Tails suddenly arrive in Brooklyn but however everyone's looking at them very strangely, it's like they never saw a blue hedgehog and a two tailed fox before.

A young girl screamed; "Agghh! A talking blue hedgehog."

The young girl ran away while the public angrily stared at Sonic & Tails.

Tails pulled Sonic's arm and asked him, "Sonic, I think we look a bit out of place."

"Good idea, kid." Sonic thought and continued, "We need some costumes pronto."

Sonic rushes pass Tails and quickly returns with a couple of costumes. Sonic looks like a business man while Tails now looks like a small kid. Sonic's costume had a green suit, green hat and a phoney moustache. Tails had a red shirt with hedgehog blue shorts.

Sonic was proud of himself and spoke, "That solved our problem, now we need to find Robuttnik and stop Brooklyn from turning people into potato salad".

Tails is pointing towards a large TV screen in a TV shop.

"There he is, look." Tails nervously said.

Sonic is shocked since the newscaster was Wes Weasley, the public stared to the TV screen waiting for the next annoucement. Wes was behind a desk and drinking coffee.

"Good afternoon and welcome to NBC News." Wes spoke and ready to apologize. "Sorry about this folks, I prefer shopping channels but what the ham sandwich."

Wes then cleared his throat and continued, "Dr. Robotnik has now just taken over North America and he has this to say."

Robotnik is behind the presidental desk and is smiling towards the audience.

"Hello my public, this is your new leader Dr. Ivo Robotnik speaking", Robotnik falsely answered.

A random man in the audience outside the TV shop shouted, "He's a communist!"

"Shut up", another man from the same place bellowed.

Robotnik then growled quickly, "I have some good news, tax is increasing to 120 percentand you must pay it all otherwise you go to jail. Thank you for your cooperation."

All of the audience outside the TV shop were shouting and swearing making Tails worry.

Sonic was determined and spoke, "I better stop Robotnik from taking over the real world, which is what he looks like he's doing."

Robotnik was still in his office and his phone suddenly rings. He drops his wrench and picks it up.

Robotnik shouted, "Who is this?"

Scratch was still in Europe and replied back, "Your imperialness, you now have Europe in your hands."

"That's good. This day is getting better and better. Hold the line", Robotnik spoke.

The phone is flashing on No. 2 and Ivo presses it.

Robotnik asked, "What's your name?"

Grounder is at some city in Asia with a large temple behind him, his belly is open due to the phone that the dumb-bot is holding.

Grounder stuttered, "Dr. Robotnik. I… I meant you now have Asia."

Robotnik gleefully said while rubbing his left hand on his trouser leg, "As Koopa once said; this is Kooparific."

Grounder turned his metalic head up, then Grounder was scratching his head with his drill hands.

"Who's Koopa?" Grounder stupidily spoke.

Robotnik bellowed out and his head came out of the phone, "None of your business."

The lardy dictator disappeared back into the phone.

"Okay", said Grounder.

A few days after the phone call from Grounder, Dr. Robotnik has built 4 robots to control the entire world but this is causing hassle in the United Nations building. All the (previous) world leaders have their fists up since they are angry that Robotnik has unofficially ruled the world.

The UN leader shouted, "We all have one problem. There's this man called Ivo Robotnik who is taking over the world, piece by piece."

Then the Japanese leader who was wearing a red suit came up to the UN Leader and raised his arm.

"You mean Dr. Eggman?", asked the Japanese leader.

The other leaders bellowed out, "No!"

The Japanese leader sat back down to his desk. Suddenly the Brazilian leader who was wearing a green suit got his cup of coffee and was drinking it. After he wiped his mouth, he also raised his arm.

Brazilian leader yelped out,"Never heard of him." He then asked, "What should we do?"

If the US president was at the meeting he would have suggested a war, but the other leaders struggled to provide a simple answer.

UN leader sighed, "There's nothing we can do, Joao."

The UN secretary rushes to the UN leader and is looking anxious.

UN secretary gulped out, "Bad news, Robotnik has took over nearly all 7 Continents, make that all Continents!"

The Spanish leader shouted since his pals were locked up with Scratch, "I turn him into Huevos y Jamon, that's Eggs and Ham for YOU English."

Back at Robotnik's office, the egg-belly conquerior was laying back on his soft chair. Suddenly another phone call has been made so he picks it up straight away.

Robotnik shouted on his top of his voice, "Well, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

At the other side of the phone, a sweaty man in a grey suit gulped and switched directly back to Robotnik.

The UN leader spoke off-camera, "We give up; you are too powerful to stop us. You can officially rule the world. Have a nice day."

Robotnik puts the phone down, raising his arms like he perfected a meal and was gloating so loud that the entire White House shook.

"Good thing I built other robots to protect each and every one of my continents", Robotnik slyly spoke like when he said "personally by me, Dr. Robotnik" in Over the Hill Hero near the end.

In Brooklyn, Sonic is running about down the street when he sees a newspaper flashing towards his face which then drops to the ground, he picks it up and it says;

IVO ROBOTNIK EXTREME DICTATOR

(A picture of Dr. Robotnik with a R Flag standing firm and some gibberish text)

Sonic thought, "According to this Tails, Scratch is still in Europe."

"How did you know?" asked Tails.

Sonic reads further down on the paper when a photo of Scratch in black and white was laughing.

Sonic spoke as he was reading, "It says here that a long chicken robot is currently looking after Europe." Sonic stopped reading and smerked, "Let's stop their world domination, shall we?"

Tails then put his thumb on his left hand up ready for another adventure.

Tails shouted, "Yeah!"

Sonic bellowed out, "We're up, over and GONE!"

As the heroic duo leave Brooklyn at the other side of America (in Northridge, California to be exact), teenager Kevin Keene was watching some TV before going back to his dated NES console. He was switching over channels then he stopped at a particular show, which on his TV screen was Wes Weasley, promoting a new product.

Wes promoted, "Now for 129.99 is this latest games machine, the Super Nintendo Entertainment System or SNES for short. Beautiful graphics and amazing sounds, you might throw your old Master Systems, NESs or even Genesises away. Featuring Super Mario, Castlevania, Super Punch-Out! And even Mega Man X." Wes then quickly responded, "Games sold separately."

Kevin's eyes were glued to the TV screen like a dog stares at ham but also he is crying. He would miss Pit (or Kid Icarus), Mega Man and his beautiful girl that he met in Video Land called Princess Lana. However Kevin would be glad to miss Eggplant Wizard, King Hippo and Mother Brain (the villains) has he is prepared to order his brand new SNES.

AN: One more chapter to go. Will Sonic save Earth? Will Robotnik finally win? Is the Sonic Says gonna be on here? Wait and see.