AN: the parts between -------- are part of Jess's imagination

oh and if you think Jess is OOC here, I'm sorry but I just had the time of my life writing this chapter, Jess is going crazy!

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Jess hadn't had time to check that letter again, Lisa had it with her all the time, it was like she knew he knew she knew he knew she was doing something, Jess recalled what he saw on her stuff, in her agenda he had found the same numbers, Ernie's was the latest one, and he knew Lisa had been chatting with someone while she was at work, wait a second, he saw Ernie chatting with someone at the apartment, when Lisa was at the bookstore, the it him him,and boy IT was big, bigger than he thought

"Lisa is going on a date with Ernie!" he said in desbelief and a bit jealous too, he started to walk trying to calm himself, rounding the couch, 'it can't be, it can't be'

"no,no,no,no,no, no and no damnit!" he yelled

"ok Mariano you're going mad now, why do you care so much, it's just Lisa and Ernie... together", Jess looked terrified, horrible images forming inside his mind

"gross"

------"oh Ernie I thought I wouldn't find my soulmate, but you're here, the love of my life" Lisa said in a dreamy voice "you're wonderful Ernie I love you, I don't know what I was thinking with Jess, you're so much more man than he is, or could ever dream of being" -----------

------ I love you Lisa, in London I felt so alone,but now you're here with me I love you so much" Ernie said and kissed her hand " lets make out!"-----------

"nooooooooooooooooooooo"Jess yelled agitated "I have to do something, I can't let this happen"

'but why, they're both your friends, you want them to be happy' his mind told him

"but not together!" Jess yelled

"talking to yourself again Mariano?" Ernie asked, he carried a bag of food

"no,no no,no, so what did you get?" Jess asked

"well, the usual, your pop tarts, my cap. Crunch oh and look I finally found it , Lisas favorite jam" Ernie said excited showing Jess the jam

'mmm, trying to get ot her by food, smart" Jess thought and his eyes narrowed

"are you ok man?"

"sure"

"because, I bought your cookies too, and a lot of vegetables and fruits, we should at least try to eat healthier"

"sure" Jess said "so Ernie, what are your plans for tonight huh?"

"well, actually, I was going out with some friends to a bar" Ernie said

"mmm, a little early to have friends don't you think?" Jess said suspiciouly

"well, Jess you know me I'm very good at making friends"Ernie replied

"mm and do you have space for someone else?" Jess said

"well, man, you know I would love to take you but it's this guy's party actually, and I don't think he'll feel very comfortable if I take someone else" Ernie said uneasily

"mm and since when do you have friends that actually care about who's going, your friends only care about beer,beer, and did I mention beer?"

"eh why so many questions man, I feel like youre interrogating me or something" Ernie said starting to sweat

"no,not at all, just wondering, so I guess since you won't invite me to his party I'll just stay home and watch movies" Jess said laughing hard

"well,I think its for the best"Ernie nodded

Jess left offended ' first he hits on Lisa and then he won't invite me to his party, because it obviously isn't a party, it's a date and with Lisa' Jess huffled

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"heeey Lisa my lovely friend" Jess said ad he saw Lisa going to the kitchen

"what do you want?" asked Lisa

"nothing, nothing, actually I was just wondering if you wanted to come with me to the movies"

"ahh, well I can't, I would love to, but I have to go to the..."

Jess listened carefully, Lisa was rambling, so not her!

"where Lisa, where do you have to go?" he asked trying to sound innocent

"to the.. you know, that place, you know, that, er... I wanted to buy.. er. shoes"Lisa said and gulped

"shoes? you don't buy shoes Lisa"

"well, exactly, I need some"

"but I was going to watch superman, you love superman, you know, the man of steel"

"oh really, well maybe some other time"

"but Lisa you LOVE superman, he wears tight clothes" Jess said dramatically

"well, yeah, but perhaps I should let Lois Lane keep him"

"but , the cyclops guy is there too, you love the X-men" Jess said desperate

"well, it's not the same without the glasses I think, anyway, Jess, I have to go now"

Jess felt cheated, alone and clueless, how was he going to stop this date of hell from happening

"oh Superman, couldn't you leave all those people in Metropolis and come to my rescue" Jess cried

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AN: yep, just watched Superman Returns xD