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Lisa, Ernie and Jess were eating and not talking, Jess ate slowly knowing they wouldn't leave until he didn't finish his meal 'perfect' he thought
Lisa got up and said "I have to go to the bathroom"very loud so Ernie would hear, but he didn't, he was very focused on his burguer, Lisa cleared her throat and said again " I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" still nothing Ernie kept eating and Lisa threw him a napking and Ernie snapped
"hey" he said
Jess was aware of all this but kept eating slowly, pretending he didn't notice Lisa's desesperation
Lisa pointed at the bathroom "we have to go to the bathroom"she muttered, Ernie nodded and got up "not together!"Lisa mouthed, Ernie nodded
"as I said I have to go to the bathroom"
Jess nodded and purposely dropped his plate "oh no man I dropped my plate, Ernie could you help me with this?" he said dramatically
Ernie hesitated "sure" he said and looked at Lisa, who rolled her eyes
'and score, Mariano-1, Lisa and Ernie and their plans for a date-0!' Jess thought and picked his plate up
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'time left: 4 hours, 24 minutes and 32 seconds' Jess thought
"I have to do something"he muttered "I mean sure they're my friends and all but together? Of course I want them to be happy but why together?"
"perhaps I should just leave them, let them have their date, after all, theres no other man I would like Lisa to be more than Ernie, he's a good man, a player yeah,but a good man after all"
"oh Jess what have you done, you've been so stupid they deserve to be happy, just because you can't be happy that doesn't mean they have to suffer too"
And that was it for Jess Mariano and his challenge to spoil the date, he sighed defeated and did what he does best when he's desfeated, he sat on the couch and watched tv
"I'm telling you he knows something" Lisa hissed
"no he doesn't, he's completely clueless"Ernie hissed back
Jess heard all this but he didn't care anymore, they could get married at that instant, there was nothing he could do and that made him sad
Lisa came out and headed of the door
"well, I have to go now, to.."
"buy shoes,got it"Jess said emotionless
"ok... Jess are you ok? Lisa asked concerned
"yep, I'm fine"he said still emotionless
"ok"Lisa left
A few minutes passed 'five,four,three,two...' Jess thought
"so Jess, " Ernie broke the silence
'one' Jess finished
"I have to.-"Ernie started
"go to your party"Jess finished still emotionless
"yeah, hey man are you ok?" Ernie asked
"I'm fine, actually, I'm great,never better!"Jess exclaimed and started to laugh like a maniac
"ok, I'm going now, so uh, take care"Ernie said and left as quick as he could
"yeah perfect leave me alone, go away to your shoeshopping and to your party, yeah right"Jess yelled,but fortunately Ernie didn't hear
Two had passed since Lisa and Ernie left and Jess hear the phone ringing, he picked it up
"hello"
"Jess thank god, I am having this trouble, this lady won't give me my shoes back, could you come over and help me?"
Jess rolled his eyes ' what would they want him for?it's a date right, what they were gonna announce him their engagement or what? '
"Lisa I'm not in the mood right now"
"but Jess please, you have to help me"
"call Ernie instead"
"Ernie is at his party and he's probably very wasted right now, Jess please?" she whined
'ok fine'Jess thougth ' if they want a fight,they'll have one, he'll go there and make their date hell, after all he still hadn't forgotten his old ways'
"fine"
Lisa gave Jess the address, the same on the note 'wow if I'm surprised' Jess thought
He drove to the place,openen the door, it was dark and..
"SURPRISE!"
Jess turned on the lights and saw very familiar faces, all his friends were there, his mom was there, Jimmy was there, even Lily, so were Lisa and Ernie, they had planned a party for him
"congratulations!" Lisa yelled and hugged him
"congrats man"Ernie said and hugged him too, Jess was stupefied, it wasn't a date after all, they weren't together, Lisa and Ernie weren't together, his eyes lightened up and he laughed
"so where are your shoes Lisa?"he asked amused
"oh well I decided to let that lady have them I'm fine with mine"Lisa grinned
"and your party Ernie"
Ernie shrugged "guess, I was wrong with the date"
Jess smirked "so you aren't ..together?"Jess asked
Lisa and Ernie frowned and then laughed "us, together? are you crazy?"Lisa said between giggles
"yeah man, that's even kinda gross" Ernie wrinkled his nose and laughed
Jess smiled overwhelmed
"but why a party my birthday is in like two weeks"Jess frowned
"well we wanted to make it before so you wouldn't get caught in all these celebrations"Lisa explained
"oh, my boy, my Jess" it was Liz coming towards Jess, they hugged
"hey, how have you been?"
"great, oh I've missed you so much"Liz said and grabbed his cheeks
Jess blushed and pulled away
"don't you pull away on me , you boy just because your girl is here, I'm the one who changed your diapers"Liz said and smiled
"Liz"Jess started
"I wonder how Jess's little butt was"Lisa smirked
"oh it was wrinkled and it had these little moles"Liz described
"Jeez woman!"Jess exclaimed "I'm gonna get some punch, because this is really freaking me out"
"oh come on since when so shy, shut up or I'm gonna start to talk about little package and your little astronaut suit" Liz said
"I would love to hear that"Lisa said
"I think I need terapy seriously woman" Jess said and walked off
'so it wasn't a date after all' he thought and sighed relieved
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AN: awww, Jess in an astronaut suit, so sweet! ; )