AN:not a very bright one but here it is.. oh oh R& R please!
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"hey!"Lisa greeted Jess
"oh hey"
"how was work?"
"well, today some guy tried to steal a copy of The Chronicles of Narnia"
"The Chronicles of Narnia? boy those books are popular now"
"oh yeah, whats the world coming to?"
"I know, hey, I realize we haven't moved forward" Lisa wrapped her arm around Jess's neck
"on what?"Jess said uneasy and moved her arms away
"oh come on"Lisa said and leaned in to kiss him , Jess avoided her
"well, you kissed me"
"sure I did"
"so.."
"I'm confused Lisa, very confused, with Rory and all"
Lisa could feel the tears coming but she quickly fought them
"I'm sorry, but I don't want to make you go through this"
Lisa shook her head
"you kissed me Jess!" she yelled "you said you weren't using me, you, you said you cared"
"I do care"Jess said
"well, it doesn't look like it..Jess you're hurting me, I love you, and you, you can't love me back"
"Lisa"
"no don't Lisa me, let me finish, you're still waiting for Rory, aren't you tired of being the other man huh?"
"Lisa, it's not like that"
"oh how is it then? she uses you, she manipulates you and you still fall! Dean, Logan, who is it gonna be next Ernie?"
"well, I never promised that I would love you back Lisa!"Jess yelled angry
"no, but it's still too painful to see you drooling over her, because Jess I love you, and no one, not even her will ever love you like I do"
"Lisa, I'm so"
"I would do anything for you Jess"
Lisa started to cry,and Jess hugged her "I would do anything for you too Lisa,but I can't lie"he whispered
"well, thanks for your honesty"she exclaimed went to her room and shut the door "but I am done!"
"Lisa"Jess knocked the door
"get out of here"
"no Lisa we need to talk"
"I won't open the door"
"ok fine, I'll talk right outside"
Jess cleared his throat
"Lisa I will always care about you, but the truth is I'm very confused right now, I'm a mess,and I don't want to drag you into this"
"what if I want to"
Jess sighed "believe you wouldn't like it, I'm horrible when I'm confused, I'm stubborn, I'm obnoxious, mean, monosyllabic"
"yeah I know you stink"
"thank you very much"
"you know, this is like the shortest relationship I've ever had"
"mine was fifteen minutes long"
Lisa huffled
"I was in kindergarden, I dumped her because she stole little Superman eraser"
Lisa grinned
"Superman, he's always the problem"
Jess chuckled and heard his cellphone ring, he took it and answered
"hello? ..but..ok..fine I'll be there"
Lisa sighed
"I have to go now Lisa, it's about the bookstore"
"I'm sorry"
"just go"Lisa said emotionless
Jess saw Ernie coming
"well, Ernie is here"
"great"Lisa said sarcastically
"what's up?"Ernie said
Jess pointed at the door "Lisa"he whispered
"what's up darling?"
"not of your business"
"oh, I'm touched"
"you don't have to do this"Jess whispered
"look, JT, women, they adore me, I'm like their god and I am great making them feel better" Ernie whispered putting an arm around Jess's neck
"you go,do what you have to do that I have some serious psychological therapy to do here ok"
"fine, but if she ends up worst I personally will kill you"
"oh Jess you're always so kind"Ernie laughed
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Rory knocked her mom's door, Lorelai opened it
"hi" she said
"Rory?what is it?"
Rory sniffed
"it's Jess, he has a new girlfriend"
"oh crap, how I hate that kid"Lorelai muttered
"oh crap, how I love that kid"Rory exclaimed
Lorelai hugged Rory
"ok,Lane, you can come out now, we have some serious reanimation to do here!"
"finally"Lane muttered
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AN:so to all who now think Jess and Lisa are over...noooooooooooooooo!
and to all who think Rory and Jess are over...nooooooooooooooooooooo!
and to all who think Superman rocked...yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss!
yeah I am a mental person