Okay… the next chapter; warning-very OOC and full of idiot humour.

Man, why did I write the first chapter so stupid?

Sasuke: 'coz you are.

When I write:

Sasuke-this is actually Sasuke, but in Sakura's body.

Sakura-Vice versa to the line above, Yay.

Naruto: Huh? I don't get it.

Sasuke: Dobe.

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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, because Sasuke - I mean Masashi Kishimoto does.

OMG! THAT'S MY FAT ARSE – oops! BODY!

"You idiot! Look what you've done!" Sasuke yelled clutching his sore nose, crimson blood trickling out of one nostril.

"OMG! Gomenasai, Gomen, Gomen, Sasuke!" Sakura muttered, her hands covering her face in embarrassment and despair.

"Never mind, it's just a nosebleed, and it's not my body anyways."

"What do we do Sasuke? I don't want to be in your body forever!" Sakura enquired, pulling on her sleek raven bangs.

"I guess we should just wait and see if we turn back to normal."

"S-S-Sasuke…" Sakura said blushing hard, "I-I need to go to the…the toilet."

Sasuke flinched and almost died of mortification, "What!"

"Sasuke, I can't hold it in!"

"Sasuke! What do I do!" Sakura asked desperately.

"…Just you know…" Sasuke mumbled.

"YOU KNOW WHAT!" Sakura screamed.

"Just go…and do what…I do." Sasuke said confusedly, watching his own body hop up and down, legs crossed over tightly.

"How should I know what you do! It's not like I spy on you or anything."

Perverted inner Sakura: Of course I spy on you! Why wouldn't I!

"Do what you'd normally do but…stand up…and er…hold it" Sasuke whispered, cheeks burning.

"I don't wanna touch your…your thing!"

Perverted inner Sakura: Sasuke's er-hem! Of course I wanna touch it! He he Nosebleed alert.

"Sakura? Hello, earth to Sakura."

"Sasuke help me out!"

"Fine."

They walked into the bathroom, Sasuke told Sakura to look away.

Sakura looked down through tiny slits and her face reddened.

Perverted inner Sakura: Wow! Sasuke's so…gorgeous; I hope I get to look in the mirror naked!

Suddenly Naruto came barging in, "Ha! Sasuke! I beat your record of-" Naruto boasted before he saw Sakura holding Sasuke's privates. (dun dun duuuuuun!)

"OMG! S-Sasuke!" Naruto gasped, Sakura quickly pulled her pants up; Sasuke pushed Naruto out the door frantically.

"What the hell are you doing Sakura!" Naruto said frustratedly, "Sasuke's an asshole, please don't love him!"

"I wasn't doing anything, Dobe." Sasuke clamped his mouth after realising he said 'Dobe' and slammed the door on Naruto's face.

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Naruto walked through Konoha market, confused and annoyed.

"My dear, I sense something is troubling you, is it to do with someone you love!" A woman wearing a black dress and mask laughed.

Naruto noticed she had a stall up, 'Mystical Treasures' was the name, the stall was covered in tiny glass jars and bottles of glittering liquids and sands.

"Er…Yeah, I guess so." Naruto replied, "Why?"

"Because, I can help you, In this little vial, is the spell that will make one small wish come true, forever." She cackled, presenting a little bottle of swirling purple liquid.

"Really!"

"Yes."

"Are you sure!"

"Yes."

"Really really sure!"

"For Pete's sake, YES!"

Naruto hesitated and a minute later a grin crept over his tanned face,

"I'll take it!"

"That'll be £100 Naruto-kun"

"What! But I don't have that much!"

The woman sighed and held up another bottle, this time filled with a pink gas.

"This one is not as effective, as it will wear off after your wish is done, It's £50."

"But I only have £20." Naruto moaned peering into his purse.

"Fine." She said snatching the money off Naruto and tossing the bottle into Naruto's little hands.

"Wow! Thanks!" Naruto said, but when he looked up, the lady had already disappeared, he shivered and thought 'that woman reminded me of Orochimaru in some weird way and how did she know my name!'

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Sasuke and Sakura headed home, except they didn't know, or rather Sasuke didn't know where Sakura's house was.

Instead, Sakura told Ino to say, she was sleeping over at her house.

Just around the corner was Naruto, he opened the bottle and Whispered "I wish Sakura would love me enough to kiss me!"

Sakura, in Sasuke's body, ran over to Naruto and pushed him against the wall,

"I love you Naruto." She said before she pressed her lips (Sasuke's) onto Naruto's.

Naruto almost fainted, he didn't understand, he said Sakura's name clearly and everything, why was it Sasuke here!

The real Sasuke almost died when he saw his body kissing his rival, 'Argh! I bet Sakura thought it would be fun, to make a fool of me, how could she do such a thing! I bet it's because she watched that yaoi film the other day!' Sasuke thought angrily

He dashed over to them, only to find he'd been grabbed by someone, bound, gagged and stuffed into a thick black bag.

"Don't worry my dear, I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just borrowing you, to lure the Kyuubi into my trap!" A voice said.

"Mmph! Mmph!" Sasuke tried to scream, but no one could hear him.

"Hmm…Maybe I should kidnap my little brother as well, he must be the Kyuubi holders little boyfriend."

Kidnap! Boyfriend! Little brother! It was Itachi…

Dude, Who would have Known Itachi would have shown up to kidnap Sakura, which is really Sasuke?

Sasuke: Why do I have to get kidnapped?

Naruto: I don't wanna kiss Sasuke everagain!

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