…Yosh! The next chapter…

Sasuke: Aww…I was gonna get some pie, but I have to be in this fic!

Naruto: …Um…Hey Sasuke, I just thought of an anagram of your name…Sausage!

Sasuke: There's no G in my name, and you need another A.

Naruto: …Damnit!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Sasuke, because Orochimaru - I mean Masashi Kishimoto does.

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OMG! THAT'S MY BODY!

Naruto pushed Sakura away from himself frantically, turning to the side and gagging exaggeratedly.

"Sasuke you bastard! Why the hell did you kiss me! You asshole! You ate Sakura-chan didn't you!" Naruto yelled at Sakura, who was now on the floor retching and blushing.

"…Argh! Naruto you idiot! I was supposed to have my first kiss from SASUKE!- I-I mean…um…" Sakura blurted out, trailing off realising what she had said.

"You want to kiss yourself? Hmm…but you already kissed me first…"

"…Err no. That's not what I meant! I'm um…joking, yeah that's it." Sakura said, manically waving her hands in front of her and then putting one hand behind her head as she laughed uneasily.

"Sasuke, are you feeling okay?" Naruto asked, mentally laughing at the demented laughing Sasuke in front of him.

"Why yes. Er…Why wouldn't I be?"

"You're acting pretty weird…How many cups of coffee did you drink?"

"I don't drink coffee! It's for smelly old people."

"Well, I guess you're one of them, 'coz ages ago you told me that you loved coffee." Naruto said sternly.

"Oh right, yes I do! I LURVE COFFEE!" Sakura chuckled hysterically.

"WHO ARE YOU! Why the hell are you in Konoha!" Naruto shouted, backing away cautiously, "What have you done with the real Sasuke!"

A fire rose up behind Sasuke, strangely familiar, then Sasuke stood in the stance Sakura did when she was gonna pound him to pulp.

"Sakura?" Naruto thought.

She whacked him dead hard and yelled, "I am flipping SAKUR – SASUKE!"

Yep, it was definitely Sakura.

"S-Sakura-chan? Nani! Is that you?" Naruto whimpered confusedly as he spotted a piece of red and black paper lying on the floor.

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"Oi, Itachi, what's in the bag?" Kisame grunted, tearing flesh off a chicken bone and grinding it in between his 3 rows of jagged grills.

"A girl, that will help us get the Kyuubi. Muheehehhehehehehhheh!" Itachi cackled, dropping the bag to the floor and ripping it open.

"So you didn't get any food - Ugh! It's that freak forehead girl."

"She is a team mate of the Kyuubi holder. I left a note to tell them to hand over the Kyuubi in swap for this little girl."

"Gee, Itachi you're so smart, yup, yup." Kisame smirked, nodding like a drunken hillbilly.

Sasuke looked around, everything, and I mean everything was decorated with red clouds and a black background.

"Great, Itachi bastard and Fish-freak." Sasuke moaned in his head.

Itachi lifted Sasuke's chin, so their eyes were in contact.

"Urgh! Itachi's face is so ugly, it makes me wanna puke! If only I could get untied and then I'd kill Itachi!" Sasuke thought, trying to move his chin out of Itachi's grasp.

Sasuke shuffled around and the piece of rag preventing him from screaming fell undone.

"You're little Kyuubi-friend and my foolish little brother shall be here any moment to rescue you and they will fall right into my trap! MUHEHEHEHEHEH! Won't they my dear cherry blossom" Itachi laughed, bringing his face close to Sasuke's, well Sakura's if ya think about it weird.

"I ain't no fucking cherry blossom, get your stinkin' shit-face away from me!" Sasuke barked, Itachi backed away looking shocked, but then smiled creepily.

"Hmm…Maybe I'll just kill Naruto-kun and that pitiful weakling of a brother and spare you, heh heh heh. How about that my dear?"

"In your sick little dreams Aniki! Yeah that's right. I'm your foolish little brother and I'm gonna kick your stinkin' ass!"

"Eh? What's she mean?" Kisame asked, scratching his idiot-infested head.

"Oh…I see, well dear little Otouto, maybe I'll spare you, just like I did when I killed everyone else, I feel sorry for you, having to see your precious team mates die in front of you." Itachi cackled, tying the rag around Sasuke's mouth once more.

'Sakura, NO! Argh! Naruto, the Kyuubi!' Sasuke screamed in his head angrily, Itachi would destroy all of Konoha and every other village with that power, "That Dobe better not do anything stupid!'

Sasuke struggled to get his wrists unbound, but because Sakura's hands were thin and small, he slipped them out eventually.

He pounced at Itachi, a lone kunai in his grasp, metal sliced into flesh and blood sprayed out…

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'Dear little Kyuubi holder and oh so foolish weak brother, I have captured your little teammate. If you ever want to see her again, alive, heh heh heh, you must hand over the Kyuubi and…the finest dango, before midnight today. Meet us at the sushi bar outside the village of the cloud. Love Uchiha Itachi. P.s don't bring anyone but my Otouto with you, or the girl will die immediately…'

"Oh no! Sakura-chan!" Naruto shrieked, pulling his hair with utter horror.

"I'm here idiot…Oh nooooooooo! Sasuke!" Sakura screamed, making all of Konoha tremble.

"Oh, it's okay if it's just Sasuke."

"MY BODY! ARGH!"

"He said not to bring anyone but Sasuke, do you think he's found out you've switched bodies?" Naruto asked, wondering what kind of trouble Sasuke could possibly be in.

"Midnight's only 4 hours away! I don't even know where he's talking about!" Sakura mumbled, tears leaking from onyx eyes.

"I went to the village of the cloud on one of last weeks missions, it takes 3 hours to get there on foot…" Naruto trailed off as he realised Sakura, in Sasuke's body, was crying uncontrollably, "Sakura, don't cry…we can make it, I promise!"

"Really?" Sakura whimpered, wiping her puffy red eyes.

A random villager walked past and thought, 'isn't that the famous Uchiha Sasuke? Why is a strong guy like him crying!'

"Come on, we have no time to lose…" Naruto said, grabbing Sakura's hand and running through Konohagakure gates, with a determined look on his face.

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Sorry this is getting lamer and lamer! I've got super writers block!

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