Hey there Everybody! It's been awhile, With Sheamus winning the Rumble, and The NY Giants beating the Pats in the Super Bowl (Again), But then again this is like my Longest Chapter out there. Well here it is, Check it out, I only own myself.
CWF (Cartoon Wrestling Federation): November week 3
(Promo)
Tonight, CWF goes Super... CWF Supershow! Six Epic Matches including CWF's Naruto Uzumaki vs. his WWECWA Rival Binky Barnes, and a Champion One Fall to the Finish Battle Royale. Superstars from CASZ, WWT, CAWF, TWAE, WWECWA, DCA, VGWA, XCW, and AWE will battle alongside, and against CWF.
Rise by Flobots Plays as the the intro to CWF, Fireworks go off on top of the Titantron.
"Hello CWF Fans, I am Bender, and usually Iroh would be alongside me but due to The Supershow, I'm gonna have a different Announce Partner during each Match. So Let's get started with One Half of The Winner of the Announcer of The Year: Vegeta." stated Bender.
"Greetings Bender. Anyway, Tonight we are live in St. Paul, Minnesota where our Main Event will be a Champion of Champions Battle Royal." stated Vegeta.
(CWF Ring) CWF Ring Announcer Tripp Gordman is in the Middle of the Ring.
"This Match is an Over the Top Rope Battle Royal where the Winner will receive a Future Championship Match for their respective Company." announced Tripp.
(Rise by Flobots Plays)
"Introducing First, Representing CWF: Rojo Bat, Zuko, Danny Phantom, and Skulker!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Danny, Rojo Bat, Skulker, and Zuko will all be action at Full Contact. Skulker vs. Ichigo for he Hardcore Title, Danny Phantom vs. Zuko vs. El Tigre in a Triple Threat Match for United States Title, and Rojo Bat will Team with Naruto Uzumaki to Battle Zim, and Dib." said Bender.
"I see alot of Great Superstars in this Group here, but I believe Danny would be my Pick out of the Four if, and I mean if CWF were to win it." said Vegeta.
(Your Decision by Alice in Chains Plays)
"Introducing Next, Representing CASZ: Red Dust, Victor, Miyokichi Nobuse, and Shinichiro Nakagami!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Well we can remember how Shinichiro was able to defeat The Bullies at Clash of the Titans." said Bender.
"I hope this Kid doesn't start becoming a Tebow thing." stated Vegeta.
(Across the Nation by The Union Underground Plays)
"Introducing Next, Representing WWT: Patrick Star, Dagget Beaver, Shikamaru, and Gaara!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Shikamaru was defeated by Sokka in the First Round of the Brand Tournament at Clash of the Titans." said Bender.
"Well Sokka isn't in this Match so this will be such a Drag for Shikamaru." joked Vegeta.
(Enemy by Green Day Plays)
"Introducing Next, Representing WWECWA: Ginka Hagane!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Ginka is the Cruiserweight Champion of WWECWA." said Bender.
"Hold on, Where are the other 3 Participants for WWECWA?" questioned Vegeta.
(Let the Bodies hit the Floor by Drowning Pool Plays)
"Introducing Next, Representing XCW: Tai Kamiya, Tommy Vercetti, Claude Speed, and Garfield!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"XCW is a New Wrestling Company that has some bright stars." said Bender.
"And Big, I mean that Garfield I heard just ate the Catering Table before the Show." added Vegeta.
(Superstar by Saliva Plays)
"Introducing Next, Representing DCA: Harry Potter, Aladdin, Scorpion, and Akuma!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Well you have a Major mix of Martial Arts, and even some Magic on this Squad." said Bender.
"Harry Potter scored a FWA for Best Couple with Buffy Summers." stated Vegeta.
(Cover, and Dark by Cleph Titled Plays)
"Introducing Next, Representing VGWA: Sub Zero, Little Mac, Kazuya Mishima, and Sketch Turner!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"This Team is an interesting Squad here." said Bender.
"Especially Little Mac, I mean he's a Boxer not a Wrestler." stated Vegeta.
(Better Believe It by Veer Union Plays)
"Introducing Next, Representing AWE: Matt, Johnny Test, Mammoth, and Ace Bunny!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Here's an interesting Factoid, Matt is actually the Older Brother of CWF Superstar Mr. Eddy." stated Bender.
"Don't forget, Mr. Eddy was a Ring Leader for Power Inc. as Matt is Part of Nation of Animation." added Vegeta.
(This is Extreme by Harry, and The Slashstones Plays)
"Introducing Next, Representing TWAE: Duke Nukem, Alexander Armington 2, Alexander Hedgehog, and Steve Smith!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"TWA has now apparently embraced Hardcore Wrestling, Now adding the E for Extreme." said Bender.
"Well they still feature the Armington Dynasty which is still the same in my book." replied Vegeta.
(This is The New Hit by Marilyn Manson Plays)
"Introducing Next, Representing CAWF: Gohan, Leo, Diego Marquez and Yugi Moto!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Well this odd to see a bunch of Kids in this Match." said Bender.
"Don't let their ages fool you Bender, These Guys are some of the Biggest Names in CAWF." said Vegeta.
The match begins with the 37 Superstars Battling it out in the Ring. Leo is the first to be Eliminated thanks to a Big Boot from Akuma. Scorpion, and Sub Zero meanwhile engage in a Chop Battle until Sub Zero gains the upperhand with a Judo Flip onto Scorpion. Meanwhile, Danny Phantom Irish Whips Johnny Test over the Top Rope. Danny tries to Eliminate Johnny, but is attacked from behind by Victor. Victor then hits a Head Butt, and Eliminates Johnny Test. Victor picks Danny up, and tries to throw him over, but Danny reverses it, and Victor goes over the Ropes, and onto the Floor Eliminating the Kid. Meanwhile, Alex Armington 2 & Alex Hedgehog work together and both Eliminate Skulker from the Match. They then do the same to Aladdin.
"Well Armington 2, and Hedgehog are both leveling the Playing Field." said Bender.
"That's the thing about a Battle Royal: If you wanna stay in this Match, You got to work with other Superstars." stated Vegeta.
Alex Armington 2 then suddenly hits a DDT onto Alex Hedgehog. Alex Armington 2 then however is met by a Clothesline from Harry Potter. Harry then picks Alex Armington 2 up, and throws him over the Ropes. Alex Armington 2 hangs on however until a Knockout Punch from Little Mac Eliminates Alex Armington 2 from the Match. Sub Zero meanwhile, and Scorpion cointinue to Battle it out until Scorpion throws Sub Zero over the Ropes. Scorpion tries to Eliminate Sub Zero, but Sub Zero is able to throw Scropion over the Ropes too. The Two though are quickly pushed onto the Mat, and are Eliminated by Gohan. Gohan then ducks a Clothesline from Patrick, and then Super Kicks him over the Ropes, and onto the Mat Eliminating Patrick. Gohan screams in triumph until Zuko, and Danny Phantom throw Gohan over the Ropes, and Out of the Match.
"This is getting pretty chaotic!" exclaimed Bender.
"Hard to say who's gonna win." said Vegeta.
Shikamaru, and Gaara begin to work together, and both Eliminate Tommy Verchetti. Mammoth meanwhile Bench Presses Diego, and Throws him out of the Ring, Eliminating Diego. Mammoth though is attacked from behind by Red Dust, and Rojo Bat. Red Dust, and Rojo Bat then Irish Whip Mammoth into the Ring Post. Rojo Bat then hits a Spinning Head Scissors on Red Dust, Sending him out of the Ring, and out of the Match. Mammoth gets himself back together, and throws Ginka out of the Ring, Eliminating the Lone WWECWA Superstar. Garfield meanwhile grabs Dagget, and Chokeslams Dagget out of the Ring, and out of the Match. Steve Smith sees an opportunity, and tries to Eliminate Garfield. Garfield though is unmovable, and hits another Chokeslam on Steve. Harry Potter then hits a Chocolate Frogsplash onto Steve. Rojo Bat then hits a Frog Splash of his own on Steve. Sudennly...
(We Are One by 12 Stones Plays)
"What is this?" asked a shocked Bender.
"Looks like WWECWA's Other Participants are late to the Brawl." answered Vegeta.
Dash Baxter, Brad Buttowski, and Wolfgang enter the Ring as the other Superstars change their target. The Bullies however power out of it. Wolfgang hits a Wolf Kick that knocks Zuko over the Ropes, and out of the Match. Dash then picks a fallen Steve, and Bench Presses him out of the Ring, Eliminating Steve. Brad meanwhile throws Shinichiro into the Ring Post. The hit causes Shinichiro to roll out of the Ring from the Bottom Rope. Shikamaru, and Gaara pick up the pieces by Eliminating Claude Speed, and Little Mac. Matt, and Mammoth then decide to work together, and both Eliminate Alex Hedgehog. Matt though is attacked from behind by Duke Nukem, and is Thrown out of the Ring, and the Match. Duke then ducks a Big Boot from Mammoth, and Throws Mammoth over the Ropes. Duke then hits a Drop Kick to Eliminate Mammoth. Duke however falls prey to a Wolf Kick by Wolfgang, and is then Eliminated by Wolfgang.
"By Goodness, These Bullies are relentless!" yelled Bender.
"Well with a Future Title Shot up for grabs, The Bullies want to secure it." said Vegeta.
Ace Bunny meanwhile throws Brad over the Ropes. But Brad holds on. Brad then hits a Thumb to the Eyes of Ace. Brad gets back in the Ring, and Throws Ace over the Ropes, and out the Ring. Dash meanwhile counters out of an attempted Specter Spike from Danny, and hits a Varsity Victory onto Danny. Dash then picks up, and throws out of the Ring, Eliminating Danny. Shikamaru sees an opening, and pushes Dash over the Ropes, but Dash holds on. Wolfgang then hits a Wolf Kick on Shikamaru, and Dash pulls down the Rope, causing Shikamaru to be Eliminated easily. Miyokichi, and Sketch meanwhile are Eliminated by Garfield thanks to a Double Clothesline from Garfield. Yugi then sees an opening, and with help from Kazuya, The two Push Garfield over the Ropes, and out of the Ring. Yugi then throws Kazuya over the Ropes. Yugi however falls victim to a Clothesline over the Ropes by Brad, Eliminating Yugi.
"The Bullies are pretty much destroying the competition here." said Bender.
"Outside the three: Only Rojo Bat, Gaara, Tai, and Harry Potter are in this Battle Royal." stated Vegeta.
Tai, and Gaara decide to Double Dash by hitting a Double Big Boot on Dash. Wolfgang meanwhile falls victim to a Clothesline from Rojo Bat. Brad engages in a Chop Battle with Harry which ends with Harry hitting a Jaw Breaker onto Brad. Harry then pushes Brad towards the Ropes. But Brad keeps himself from going over them. Harry goes for a Clothesline, but Brad pulls the Ropes down. Harry goes over the Ropes, but hangs on until Brad hits a Big Boot that Eliminates Harry. Wolfgang meanwhile is picked up by Rojo Bat, and is about to be hit by a Sit Out Powerbomb. Wolfgang however, reverses it into a DDT on Rojo Bat. Wolfgang then helps Dash out with a Clothesline onto Gaara. Dash then hits a Varsity Victory onto Tai while Wolfgang throws Gaara over the Ropes, and out of the Match. Dash then picks Tai up, and Eliminates him by Bench Pressing him out of the Ring. Rojo Bat is left, and tries to knock Brad over the Ropes, but gets hit with a Wolf Kick by Wolfgang. Wolfgang then throws Rojo Bat Over the Ropes, and Out of the Ring.
"That's it, The Bullies are the only guys left." said Bender.
"Let's see if one of these guys will stab the others in the Back." said Vegeta.
Wolfgang, Dash, and Brad stand in the middle of the Ring. Wolfgang then looks at Brad and Nods at him. He does the same to Dash. Both comply as Dash, and Brad willingly walk over to the Ropes, go over the Top Rope, and Eliminating themselves from the Match. Wolfgang smiles in triumph knowing that he will get a Future Championship Match until Shinchiro slides back into the Ring. Shinichiro then pushes an unsuspecting Wolfgang over the Ropes, and onto the Mat below. The Ref then calls for the Bell to be Rung.
"Here is your winner of the Battle Royal: Shinichiro Nakagami!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"This kid has done it again! Shinichiro has taken down The Bullies!" exclaimed an excited Bender.
"Technically, Shinichiro exited the Ring via the Bottom Rope so he wasn't Eliminated from the Match. He'll get a Future Title Bout in CASZ." stated Vegeta.
Shinichiro celebrates in the Ring while Wolfgang is stunned by this. Wolfgang then busts up the Steel Steps near him, and walks up the Entrance Ramp.
(General Manager JC's Office) JC is seen chatting with the other General Managers via Multiple Screens.
"Sorry Ladies, and Gents about not being able to get together & Watch this like most of us did at the Awards Show, But this probably work out abit. So Jean, Bet you're stoked about Shinichiro winning the Battle Royal." said JC.
"Dang right JC, This Guy deserves his Shot for not only beating The Bullies once, but Twice now!" replied a stoked Jean.
"Even though Tsunade, and Sarutobi are not here Tonight, I can say that WWECWA dominated that Match." stated TW.
"Funny, I thought Dominated was the same as Victorious." replied Mr. TV.
"Hey, I'd watch my mouth if I was you!" yelled TW.
"Relax Gang, We just got through the First Match. Save the bickering for the Main Event." said JC.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage) DCA's Ron Burgundy is seen with Spongebob Squarepants.
"Good Evening CWF Fans, I'm Ron Burgundy. Here with me at this time none other than Supestar of the Year Spongebob Squarepants. Now Spongebob, Despite being Named Supestar of the Year, You apparently don't have a Match here on the Card." stated Ron.
"Oh I'm sure there is a reason why I'm not Wrestling here Tonight. Namely because I have been the ringer lately, and I'm sure Mr. Tv & JC respect me for what I have done." replied Spongebob.
"Speaking of JC, At Full Contact you and Patrick Star will battle Mas y Menos for the CWF Tag Team Championship. What has been your take on what's been happening?" asked Ron.
"Listen, I don't care if it was Paulina who put them up to it or not. Pat, and I are gonna go to Full Contact, and Win back the Tag Titles." answered Spongebob.
"There you have it Ladies, and Gentlemen. You stay Classy San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy." said Ron.
"Uh... We're in Saint Paul, Minnesota Ron." replied Spongebob.
(CWF Announce Table)
"Hey Folks, The Next Match will be the 10 Diva Tag Match which will feature all of the Female Champions including CWF Women's Champion Shego. Joining me on Commentary this time is WWT's Sandy Cheek." said Bender.
"Howdy Bender, Great to Announce this here Match withs Ya." greeted Sandy.
"Glad I didn't get stuck with Desire." said Bender.
"Yeah, She's annoys me like an ornery Flea." replied Sandy.
(Hallowed be thy Name by Cradle of Filth Plays)
"This 10 Diva Tag match is set for one fall. Making their way to the Ring: Lydia, Nic Weasel, Lara Croft, Buffy Summers, and Luna!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Well this is gonna be an interesting Team Battle. These Divas were randomly put together for this Match." said Bender.
"Well Lydia is our Top Gal in WWT, and let's remember that Buffy took home Best Couple with Harry Potter." said Sandy.
(Agressive Rock Music Plays)
"And their opponents: Haruhi Suzumiya, Sailor Moon, Lexi Bunny, Sora Takenouchi, and Shego!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Well here comes our Women's Champion Shego along with her squad." said Bender.
"Later Tonight, VGWA's Samus who won Woman of the Year will be in the Title Battle Royale." said Sandy.
Lexi, and Lydia start off in the Ring. The match begins Lydia, and Lexi in a Chop Battle until Lydia gains the upperhand with a Punch to the Gut, Followed up with a Suplex. Lydia then puts Lexi in an Arm Lock, Until Lexi breaks out of it. Lexi then Judo Flips Lydia. Lexi then Tags in Sora. Sora then picks Lydia up, and Irish Whips her into the Ring Post. Sora then hits a Windmill Kick onto Lydia. Lydia gets back up, and ducks an attempted Clothesline from Sora, and hits a Takedown on Sora. Lydia then tags in Lara Croft. Lara Croft then climbs the Top Turnbuckle, and hits a Diving Axe Handle onto Sora who was getting back up. Lara then picks Sora up, and Irish Whips her into the Ropes. Lara then hits a Head Scisoors onto Sora on the Bounce back. Lara then tags Nic Weasel. Nic picks Sora up, but Sora pulls off a DDT onto Nic. Sora then tags in Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon then hits a Senshi Boot (Big Boot) onto a recovering Nic. Sailor Moon then pins Nic.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Lydia Breaks up the Count.
Sailor Moon then hits a Senshi Kick onto Lydia to knock her out of the Ring. Nic meanwhile crawls to the Corner, and Tags in Luna. Luna then ducks a Senshi Kick, and hits a Flying Clothesline onto Sailor Moon. Luna the puts Sailor Moon in a Leg Lock. Sailor Moon however, Counters out of it. Sailor Moon then Tags in Haruhi. Haruhi, and Sailor Moon then hit a Double Clothesline onto Luna. Haruhi then puts Luna in a Headlock until Luna counters out of it. Luna then hits a Scoop Slam onto Haruhi. Luna picks Haruhi up, but Haruhi hits a Punch to the Gut of Luna. Haruhi then tags in Shego. Shego then hits a Tackle onto Luna. Shego then Irish Whips Luna into Luna's Corner as Sora Tags herself in. Buffy secretly Tags herself in aswell, but Shego doesn't know. Shego then hits a Green Choke Hold onto Luna until Buffy breaks the Hold. Buffy hits a Big Boot onto Shego, and hits an Slayer DDT onto Sora. Buffy then pins Sora.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here are your winners: Lydia, Nic Weasel, Lara Croft, Buffy Summers, and Luna!" said Tripp.
"Well I'll give it a hand to Buffy. She was able to Beat our Champ's Team, and pull off a Win for her Squad."
"I'll say." added Sandy.
(Backstage) Wolfgang is seen with both Dash, and Brad.
"Can you two tell me how that Anime Shrimp now has a Championship Shot, and I don't?" asked an angry Wolfgang.
"Well, I didn't know that Shinichiro wasn't Eliminated from the Match." said Dash.
"Yeah, I mean if we didn't Eliminate ourselves we would have saved you." followed Brad.
"First, I don't any saving. Second, Just stay out of my way for abit while I try to calm down!" said an angry Wolfgang.
(Commercial Break)
(CWF Locker Room) Several Superstars are seen having some Fun, and Partying. Danny is seen talking with Starfire, Raven, Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg.
"So guys, Impressed that I've become such a Big Name in CWF?" asked Danny.
"Abit." said Robin.
"What? Come on Guys, I mean I Eliminated Cyborg in the CWF Rumble over a Year ago, then Won the CWF Title again." stated Danny.
"Relax Danny, We're just making your Leg more Pullable." replied Starfire.
"She means Pulling your Leg." explained Raven.
"Yeah." said Beast Boy.
"Definetely Impressed, Though if you ever wanna face Me one on one, Come to AWE." stated Cyborg.
Just then A-Truth walks into the Room.
"What the heck is this?" asked A- Truth.
A-Truth sees Meowth dressed as R-Truth.
"What is this Little Jimmy doin' walkin' around pretending to be Me?" questioned an annoyed A-Truth.
"What R You Talkin' About?" asked Meowth.
"I'm A-Truth, and The Truth shall set me free!" exclaimed A-Truth.
"Uhh, I'm actually K-Kwik, and I'm here Gettin' Rowdy!" stated Meowth.
"Oh... Well What's Up?" said A-Truth.
Meowth, and A-Truth then start Rapping.
(CWF Announce Table)
"Allright Meatbags, Our Next Match is gonna be the Tag Team Gauntlet. Two Teams will start the Match. Once a Team is Eliminated, Another Team will enter the Match until One Last Team is left standing. Joing me this time is CASZ's Bumblebee." stated Bender.
"Great to be Teaming up with my Fellow Bot. We haven't done this since that whole CWF CASZ Clash." stated Bumblebee.
"It is now time for the Tag Team Turmoil Match." announced Tripp.
(The Boondocks Theme Plays)
"Introducing Team Number One, accompanied by Cindy McPhearson; from Woodcrest; they are The WWECWA Toon Tag Team Champions; Huey and Riley: The Freeman Boiz!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"The Freeman Boiz have been one of the Tougher, Grittier Tag Teams in the Business." said Bender.
"Yeah, but can these guys survive being the First Team here?" asked Bumblebee.
(The Angry Beavers Theme Plays)
"Introducing Team Number Two, from Osage County, Oklahoma, They are the CASZ Tag Team Champions The Angry Beavers!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Well these Beaver Brothers have stuck it out in CASZ, and have the Belts to prove it." said Bender.
"Hey I'm glad they're representing CASZ in this Match, I think they can go the distance." stated Bumblebee.
Dagget, and Huey start off in the Ring. The match begins with Huey, and Dagget in a Chop Battle with Huey winning it witha Punch to the Gut of Dagget. Huey then follows it up with a Sidewalk Slam onto Dagget. Huey puts Dagget in an Arm Lock, but Dagget counters out of hits afew quick Kicks, Followed up with a Scoop Slam on Huey. Dagget then hits afew Stomps onto Huey until the Ref forces him to stop. Dagget then picks Huey up, but Huey counters with a Thumb to the Eyes of Dagget. Huey then tags in Riley. Huey, and Riley Double Team Dagget by hitting a Double Drop Kick on Dagget. Riley picks Dagget up, and goes for a Jaw Breaker. Dagget however, counters it. Dagget then hits a Suplex onto Riley. Dagget then sets Riley up, and Irish Whips Riley into the Ring Post. Dagget goes for the on The Muscular Savior (Saving Grace) Riley,
but Riley counters. Riley then dagget on the Ring Post, and hits the Curb Stomp onto Dagget. Riley then pins Dagget.
Ref makes the Count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"The Angry Beavers have been Eliminated." announced Tripp.
"The Freeman Boiz definetely showed their tenacity in that Match." said Bender.
"Well you gotta give Dag some credit for staying in the Match for so long." said Bumblbee.
(The Final Moment by The Veer Union plays)
"Introducing Team Number Three, They are the WWT Tag Team Champions: Norbert Beaver, and Sasquatch!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"I didn't know Norbert was also a Tag Champ for WWT as well!" said a shocked Bender.
"Well Dag is also part of WWT, but somehow Norbert teamed with The Missing Link." stated Bumblebee.
Norbert helps his Bro out of the Ring, and Dag stands at Ringside. The match begins with Norbert, and Riley in the Ring in a Staredown. Norbert wins the Staredown with a Punch to the Gut of Riley, followed up with a DDT. Norbert then hits afew Ground Punches onto Riley. Norbert gets up, and tries to put Riley in a Figure Four Leglock, but Riley counters. Riley gets back up, and Irish Whips Norbert into the Ropes. Norbert however hits a Cross Body on the Bounce back. Norbert then Tags in Sasquatch. Sasquatch hits a Body Splash onto Riley. Sasquatch then unleashes numerous Ground Punches onto Riley until the Ref forces him to stop. Sasquatch picks Riley up, but Riley one ups him with a Punch to the Gut. Riley then tries to hit a Neck Breaker, but Sasquatch counters with a Powerbomb. Sasquatch goes to the Top Turnbuckle, and is about to hit a Sasquatch Elbow (Diving Elbow) when Cindy gets on the Apron and distracts the Ref. Norbert is pulled off the Apron by Huey, and Clotheslines Dagget, and Norbert. Huey then knocks Sasquatch off the Turnbuckle. Huey slides into the Ring, and the Two hit a Hood Drop (Snap Shot) on Sasquatch. Riley pins Riley as the Ref sees the Pin.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Norbert Beaver, and Sasquatch have been Eliminated." announced Tripp.
"Norb, and Sasquatch got conned thanks the Freeman Boiz Valet!" exclaimed Bender.
"If Sasquatch had connected with the Elbow, It defienetely would have been a different story." said Bumblebee.
("You EEEDDDIIOOTT!" is heard followed by TNA's Scott Steiner Theme Plays)
"Introducing Team Number Four, From Yugoslavia, California, They are the XCW Tag Team Champions: Ren, and Stimpy!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Ren, and Stimpy are XCW's First Tag Champs, but they have also been around other Companies aswell." said Bender.
"These guys are also a Team in CASZ." added Bumblebee.
Riley, and Ren start off in the Ring. The match begins with Riley ducking a Clothesline from Ren. Riley follows it up with a Swinging Neck Breaker on Riley. Riley then quickly makes it to his Corner, and Tags in Huey. Huey goes to a fallen Ren, and puts Ren in a Leg Lock. Ren however reverses it into an Arm Lock. Huey counters out of it however. Huey gets back up, and Irish Whips Ren into the Ring Post. Huey then hits afew Punches onto Ren, and follows it up with a Monkey Flip onto Huey. Stimpy however, Tagged himself into the Match without Huey seeing it, and hits a NFL styled Tackle on Huey. Stimpy then taunts Huey to the Excitement of the Crowd. Stimpy waits for Huey to get back up, and hits a Running Bulldog on Huey. Stimpy then put Huey in a STF Hold. Huey is in pain as Stimpy has the Hold locked in. Stimpy though eventually Fights out of the Hold. Huey gets back up, and hits a Suplex onto Stimpy. Huey then signals the end as he waits for Stimpy to get back up. Huey then hits a Blackbreaker (Mizard of Oz) onto Stimpy. Huey then pins Huey as Riley attacks Ren.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Ren, and Stimpy have been Eliminated." announced Tripp.
"The Freeman Boiz are on a Roll here!" said an impressed Bender.
"That's the Third Team they went through." said Bumblebee.
(New Rockers by Jim Johnson Plays)
"Introducing Team Number Five, They are the TWAE Undisputed Tag Team Champions: Nack Weasel, and Psycho Weasely, The Freelance Bounty Hunters Police!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"These guys are the Undisputed Tag Champs in TWAE." stated Bender.
"Well they defeated some sort of fusion of Beer Money, and the Armingtons." said Bumblebee.
The Match begins with Huey, and Nack in a Staredown. Huey wins it with a Punch to the Gut of Nack, followed up with a Leg Sweep onto Nack. Huey then puts Nack in an Ankle Lock. Nack however counters out of it. Nack gets back up, and hits afew Chops onto Huey. Nack then follows it up with a Sidewalk Slam on Huey. Nack heads to his Corner, and tags in Psycho. The Two then hits afew Stomps onto Huy until the Ref tells them to Break it up. Psycho picks Huey up, and goes for a Powerbomb. Huey though reverses it into a DDT on Psycho. Huey then heads to the Ropes, and hits a Lionsault onto Psycho. Huey goes for a Pin, but Nack breaks up the Count before the Ref can make the Count. Huey ducks a Clothesline from Nack, and Drop Kicks him out of the Ring. Huey then tags in Riley, and the two hit a Double Elbow Drop onto Psycho. Riley then keeps Huey in the Ring to finish off Psycho with Huey agrreing. Huey, and Riley then pick Psycho up, and hits a Hood Drop onto Psycho. Riley pins Psycho as Huey exits the Ring, and beats up Wack.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"The Freelance Bounty Hunters Police have been Eliminated." announced Tripp.
"The Freeman Boiz have Eliminated another Tag Team here Tonight." said Bender.
"I don't think these guys can be stopped." added Bumblebee.
(Beavis, and Butthead Theme Plays)
"What?" asked Bender.
"What are Beavis, and Butthead doing here, They aren't Tag Champs in any Company!" stated Bumblebee.
Beavis, and Butthead stand on top of the Entrance Ramp. The Freeman Boiz see this, and starts yelling at the Duo. Beavia, and Butthead then make their way to the Announce Table, and Joins Bender, and Bumblebee.
"Hey guys, What are you guys doing here on the Announce Table." wondered Bender.
"Uh, We're here because we would to like to check out our future Opponents, Yeh." said Beavis.
"Well that like some good honor." stated Bumblebee.
"Hehuhuh, You said on her." said Butthead.
"Wow Butthead, You would actually make a good Commentator." said Beavis.
"Shut up Beavis." replied Butthead.
(New Cartoon Order Plays)
"Introducing Team Number Six, They are the CAWF Tag Team Champions, Ruff Ruffman, and Fangface: New Cartoon Order!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"These Dogs will probably be a force to be reckoned with in this Match." said Bender.
"I don't know, Huey, and Riley may just add another name to their list." replied Bumblebee.
"Heh, I bet these Dogs rub their Butts on the Rug." said Beavis.
"They probably drank from the Toilet before the Match." added Butthead.
The Match begins with Ruff, and Riley exchanging Chops until Riley gains the upperhand with a Thumb to the Eyes of Ruff. Riley follows it up with a Spinning Neck Breaker on Ruff. Riley then gets on Ruff, and hits afew Ground Punches onto Ruff until the Ref forces him to stop. Riley picks Ruff up, and Irish Whips Ruff into the Ring Post. Riley tries to finish Ruff off early with a Curb Stomp, but Ruff counters out of it. Ruff gets on the Top Turnbuckle, and Hits a Midair Tackle on Riley. Ruff then tags in Fangface. Fangface picks Riley up, and puts Riley in a Torture Rack. Riley is in pain, but Riley eventually Grabs the Ropes to Break the Hold. Riley then hits a Side Effect onto Fangface. Riley crawls to his Corner, and then Tags in Huey. Meanwhile, Beavis, and Butthead then leave the Announce Table, and walks up the Entrance Ramp. Huey picks up Fangface, and hits a Black Breaker onto Fangface. Beavis, and Butthead then sees the Pyrotechnics command deck, and shoots off some of the Pyro distracting Huey. Huey then falls prey to a Roll Up Pin by Fangface as Ruff knocks Riley off the Apron.
Ref makes the Count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"The Freeman Boiz have been Eliminated." announced Tripp.
"Beavis, and Butthead have just caused The Freeman Boiz to lose!" exclaimed Bender.
"I'm sure Beavis, and Butthead are enjoying themselves." said Bumblebee.
("Mas y Menos Si'odemos!" is heard followed by the Teen Titans Theme Plays)
"Introducing Team Number Seven, Being Accompanied to the Ring by Paulina Guerrera, From Steel City, They are the CWF Tag Team Champions: Mas y Menos!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers for Mas y Menos, but Boos Paulina.
"Mas y Menos won the Tag Belts Last Month at Dark Horizon." said Bender.
"Maybe this Tag win will propel them in their mojo for the Rematch against The Bikini Bottom Boyz." said Bumblebee.
The Match begins with Mas, and Fangface in the Ring. Mas dodges Fangface's Strikes, and hits a Tackle on Fangface. Mas then tries to put Fangface in an Arm Lock, but Fangface counters out of it. Fangface gets back up, and Tags in Ruff. The two then hit a Double Clothesline onto Mas. Ruff then hits a Five Knuckle Shuffle onto Mas. Ruff picks Mas up, and Irish Whips Mas into the Ring Post. Ruff then sets Mas up for a Banzai Drop. Mas though rolls out of the way at the last second, Causing Ruff to crash, and burn. Mas the heads to his Corner, and Tags in Menos. Ruff gets back up, but is met with a Flying Takedown from Menos. Menos then puts Ruff in a Leg Lock. Ruff though Grabs the Ropes to Break the gets back up, and hits an Uppercut onto Menos. Ruff then tries to follow it up with a Spine Buster, but Menos counters it. Menos then hits a Swinging Head Scissors onto Ruff. Fangface tries to get into the Match, but Mas hits a Clothesline onto Fangface. Mas, and Menos then both head up the Top Turnbuckle, and both hit a Shooting Star Press onto Fangface, and Ruff. Menos then pins Ruff.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"New Cartoon Order have been Eliminated." announced Tripp.
"Mas y Menos just beat NCO here." said Bender.
"And no Issues from Paulina either, This Team could be Legit." stated Bumblebee.
(Survival of the Sickest by Saliva Plays)
"Introducing Team Number Eight, From Acmetropolis, They are the AWE Tag Team Champions: Danger Duck and Slam Tasmanian!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Well we've seen Lexi, and Ace on the Card here so far, Guess we're getting some more of these Guys." said Bender.
"These guys are a mix of Power, and arrogance." said Iroh.
The match begins with Slam, and Menos in the Ring. Menos tries to do a Quick Move like Mas did to Fangface, but Slam quickly hits a Punch to the Gut of Mas. Slam then follows it up with a German Suplex on Mas. Slam then puts Mas in a Leg Lock, but Mas quickly Breaks out of the Hold. Mas then bounces off the Ropes, and hits a Drop Kick onto Slam to take him down. Mas then hits a Rolling Thunder onto Slam. Mas then heads to his Corner, and Tags in Menos. Menos then puts in a STF Hold, but Slam counters out of it. Slam gets back up, and connects with a Big Boot onto Menos. Slam then walks to his Corner, and Tags in Danger. Danger then Stomps on Menos until the Ref forces him to stop. Danger then shows off in front of the Crowd receiving Boos from the Audience. Danger then picks Menos up, and goes for a DDT, but Menos counters it, and converts it into an Arm Lock. Danger is in pain, but he is able to Grab the Ropes to Break the Hold. Menos however keeps the offense going with a Spinning Head Scissors onto Danger. Menos then heads to the Top Turnbuckle, and goes for a Shooting Star Press. Danger however, scouted it, and converts the Move into a Roll Up Pin as Slam attacks Mas.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Mas y Menos have been Eliminated." announced Tripp.
"No! Mas y Menos were so close to another Win!" yelled an upset Bender.
"Well Danger Duck definetely did his homework on the Team." said Bumblebee.
(Last Night by the Mar-Keys Plays)
"Introducing Team Number Nine, From Hammersmith, London, They are the DCA Tag Team Champions: Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler: the Hammersmith Hardmen!" said Tripp as the Crowd cheers.
"Well I heard these guys are going to have defend their Belts in the near future against Venom, and Carnage." said Bender.
"Don't be fooled by these two, They didn't win the Belts in a Contest." stated Bumblebee.
The Match starts off with Richie, and Danger in the Ring. Danger hits afew Chops onto Richie, and then follows it up with an attempted Roll Up Pin on Richie. Richie however Kicks out before the Ref can make the Count. Richie gets back up, and hits a Thumb to the Eyes of Danger. Richie then hits an Uppercut on the blinded Danger, and follows it up with a Running Takedown on Danger. Richie then gets on Danger, and hits a series of Ground Punches onto Danger before the Ref tells him to stop. Richie drags Danger to his Corner, and Tags in Eddie. Eddie, and Richie then hit a Double Body Slam onto Danger. Eddie then puts Danger in an Ankle Lock. Danger is in pain, but he refuses to Submit. Danger eventually Grabs onto the Ropes to Break the Hold. Eddie then goes for the kill with a Hammersmith Haymaker, but Danger ducks, and hits a Takedown on Eddie. Danger quickly crawls to his Corner, and Tags in Slam. Slam charges at Eddie, and hits a Running Clothesline onto Eddie. Slam then hits a Big Boot onto Richie, Knocking Richie off the Ring Apron onto the Mat below. Slam then picks Eddie up, and hits a Twisted Slam onto Eddie. Slam then pins Eddie.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"The Hammersmith Hardmen have been Eliminated." announced Tripp.
"Slam, and Danger have one more team to go in this Match." said Bender.
"Well they are VGWA, So Let's do this." said Bumblebee.
(Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz Plays)
"Introducing Team Number Ten, From Destiny Islands, They are VGWA Tag Team Champions, Sora, and Riku: The Kings of Heart!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"The Kings of Heart vs. Slam & Danger in the Final Gauntlet Match." said Bender.
"This outta be good." commented Bumblebee.
The match begins with Riku ducking a Clothesline from Slam, and following it up with a Twisted Neck Breaker onto Slam. Riku then puts Slam in a Boston Crab. Slam however counters out of the Hold. Slam gets back up, and hits afew Chops onto Riku. Slam then follows it up with a Body Slam on Riku. Slam heads to the Corner, and Tags in Danger. Danger showboats abit to the Crowd, but is met with Boos from the Crowd. Riku however gets back up, and hits a DDT onto Danger. Riku then tags Sora into the Match. Riku, and Sora both hit a Leg Drop onto Danger. Sora follows up the two on one with an Ankle Lock onto Danger. Danger however counters it, and then puts Sora in a Sleeper Hold. Sora seems to be Fading fast as the Ref checks to see if Sora is Out. Sora however is still conscious. Sora eventually fights out of the Hold. Sora then Irish Whips Danger into the Ropes. Danger however hits a Rough Ryder on the Bounce back. Danger picks Sora up, and goes for a Powerbomb, but Sora counters out it. Sora then bounces of the Ropes, and hits a Kick onto Danger. Sora looks to see if Danger is out, but Danger was playing possum, and hits a Roll Up Pin onto Sora as Slam goes after Riku.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here are your winners: Slam Tasmainian, and Danger Duck!" said Tripp as Slam, and Danger's Arms are raised in Victory.
"Slam, and Danger win this Tag Team Gauntlet Match." said Bender.
"I wonder what happened to Beavis, and Butthead." pondered Bumblebee.
(Backstage) The Freeman Boiz are seen attacking Beavis, and Butthead in the Backstage Area. Huey then hits a Black Breaker onto Beavis. Riley then grabs Butthead, and slams him into a Soda Machine, Knocking Butthead out. Riley then grabs a Soda from the Machine.
"Yo, These Punks look abit thirsty. Wanna Drink?" asked Riley.
"Douse 'em Bro." replied Huey.
Riley then dumps the Soda onto Beavis, and Butthead. Riley then chucks the Can at Butthead. Huey, and Riley laugh as they walk away.
(Commercial Break)
(General Manager JC's Office)
"Well guys, We're halfway through the Show so far. Seems pretty good huh?" asked JC.
"You know, Beavis & Butthead, and The Freeman Boiz have been getting intense lately." said TW.
"Well they did lead that Match until the two interefered." stated Space Ghost.
"Blah, Blah, Blah. AWE won that match no if, ands or butts!" said Steve Jones.
"So what, The Big Title Battle Royale is coming up soon." said Mr. Cartoon.
"Could be anybody's Match." said Ari Gold.
"Your right, but we still have afew Matches left." added JC.
(CWF Ring)
"Ladies, and Gentlemen, Please Welcome Chris Griffin." said Tripp.
Chris Griffin stands on top of the Entrance Ramp where a Red Couch, and some Chairs stand.
"Hi Everybody! It's time for the A-List Aftermath, Starring Geoff & Bridgette. Tonight, Geoff & Bridgette welcomes... Any Superstar from any Company And Now, Heerrreeesss Geoff, and Bridgette!" announced Tripp.
(Let's Get It Started by The Black Eyed Peas)
Bridgette, and Geoff walk to the set with Geoff holding an Award, and both sit down though they quickly Kiss.
"Hello Fans, The One Man Party Machine is here with my Girl Bridge. First, I wanna reveal that this Award in my Hand is now Official Dudes! A-List Aftermath won Best Talk Show!" said an excited Geoff.
Bridgette Claps as Chris Cheers abit.
"Anyway, I'm stoked about this Episode since we are gonna Interview any Superstar from another Company." said Geoff.
"We wanted to have the A-List Aftermath appear on Clash of the Titans, but we're left off the Show." stated Bridgette.
"Well let's introduce our Guest then, Ladies, and Gentlemen, From XCW, The XCW Hardcore Champion: Claude Speed!" said Geoff.
(No Mercy by Pharoahe Monch plays)
Claude Speed walks onto the Stage, but is then jumped from behind by WWECWA's Deadpool who Knocks Cluade out with a Kendo Stick. Deadpool then hits a Spinebuster onto Claude. Deadpool then gets a Ref to appear as he pins Claude.
Ref makes the Count 1,2,3.
Deadpool then grabs the Belt, and makes his way to the Set as he hugs Bridgette, and Geoff. Deadpool then sits down.
"Okay then, the New XCW Hardcore Champ Deadpool everybody!" announced Geoff.
Bridgette, and Chris applaud abit uncomfortably.
"So Deadpool, What is it like to be a Hardcore Champion?" asked Geoff.
"I don't know, What is it like to be on a Short Lived ESPN Drama?" replied Deadpool.
"Huh?" asked Geoff.
"What was that?" questioned Bridgette.
"Settle down Little Bear. I actually want actually to the MCing on this Show, So I'll ask some questions to you two. Geoff, Can your Chest reflect Bullets?" asked Deadpool.
"Uh, no." answered Geoff.
"Oh, Considering that you constantly have your shirt open, I thought you could." stated Deadpool.
Chris laughs abit.
"Bridgette, Is it true that you once blew up a Meat Packing Plant?" asked Deadpool.
"That might be Duncan you're thinking about." replied Bridgette.
"Okay then, Well look at the time. Chris, Play me off Robot Chicken man!" said Deadpool.
"Uhh..." said Chris.
"Nevermind, I'll play my Theme." said Deadpool.
Deadpool then pulls out a Guitar, and starts to play. As he is about to sing. Chris grabs the Guitar, and Cracks it over Deadpool. Chris then pins Deadpool with the Ref watching.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3.
Chris is then given the XCW Hardcore Title.
"Goodnight Everybody!" said Chris.
Chris heads to the Back as Geoff, and Bridgette look at what had transpired.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage) WWT's Bob Jones is seen with CWF Champion Bart Simpson.
"Commentator of the Year Bob Jones here with Bart Simpson. Now Bart, Not only are you taking part in the Championship Bttle Royale, but You are also going to defend the Belt against Chiro. Any thoughts on that?" asked Bob.
"Only one thing to say Bob, Actions will speak louder than Words." replied Bart.
(CWF Announce Table) "Well Folks, Here is Our Next Match between Naruto, and his WWECWA Rival Binky Barnes. Joining me is none other than VGWA's Doc Lewis." said Bender.
"Hey Bender, Great to be here though odds are we should've had Vegeta doing this Match." stated Doc.
"Hey! Do you want that Bonus or not?" asked Bender.
"Okay then, I'm cool with it." said Doc.
(Naruto U.S. Season 3 Theme Plays)
"This Match is set for one fall. Making his way to the Ring, From Konoha: Naruto Uzumaki!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"At Full Contact, Naruto will team up with Rojo Bat to take on Zim, and Dib." said Bender.
"Tonight however, Naruto will face his Crossbrand Rival." stated Doc.
(Monster by Kanye West Plays)
"And his opponent, From Elwood City: Binky Barnes!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Well at WWECWA' Survivor Series Naruto will Face Binky Barnes in a Match with major stipulations." said Bender.
"If Naruto wins, PBS Kids Breaks up. If Binky wins, He gets Naruto's Title Shot." explained Doc.
The match begins with Naruto, and Binky in a Tie Up with Naruto winning it with a Back Breaker onto Binky. Naruto then puts Binky in an Arm Lock, Binky however Grabs the Ropes to Break the Hold. Binky gets up, and hits afew Powerful Punches onto Naruto. Binky then follows it up with a Double Edge Spinebuster on Naruto. Binky gets on top of Naruto, and Hits afew Ground Punches on Naruto until Naruto headbutts Binky. Naruto gets back up, and hits afew Chops onto Binky. Binky however is unaffected by this. and hits a Skull Bash on Naruto. Binky then Irish Whips Naruto into the Ropes. Naruto however hits a Tackle, and slew of Punches on the Bounce back. Naruto then puts Binky in a STF Hold. Binky is in pain, but he Grabs the Ropes to Break the Hold. Binky gets back up, and goes for a Big Boot on Naruto, but Naruto ducks out of the way. Naruto then hits a Throwback on a disoriented Binky. Naruto then waits for Binky to get back up. Binky begins wot get back up, as Naruto goes for a Ninja Kick on Binky. Binky however ducks the Ninja Kick, Leaving Naruto open for an attack. Binky then captializes by hitting a Takedown onto Naruto. Binky roars abit as Naruto tries to get back up. Binky then hits a Tough Ending onto Naruto. Binky then pins Naruto.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Naruto kicks out
Binky gets angry, and starts arguing with the Ref. Binky picks Naruto up, and goes for another Tough Ending. Naruto however, Counters with a DDT on Binky. Naruto then hits afew Stomps onto Binky until the Ref forces him to stop. Naruto then puts Binky in an Ankle Lock. Binky is in pain, but Binky then flips Naruto off of him. Binky gets back up, and grabs Naruto. Binky Irish Whips Naruto into the Ring Post, but Naruto counters with an Irish Whip of his own. Binky though accidentally crashes into the Ref, and Knocks the Ref out. Naruto then hits a Ninja Kick onto Binky. Naruto tries to pin Binky, but notices the Ref Knocked Out. Naruto tries to get the Ref back up, but suddenly Zim, and Dib enter the Ring. Zim, and Dib then attack Naruto with a Double Clothesline. Zim picks Naruto up, and hits an Irken Slam onto Naruto. Suddenly, Rojo Bat runs down the Entrace Ramp, and enters the Ring with a Steel Chair. Rojo Bat then hits Dib with the Chair, Knocking Dib out of the Ring. Rojo Bat then decks Zim with the Chair as well. Binky gets back up, and tries to attack Rojo Bat, but is met with a Steel Chair to the Face. Naruto gets back up as does the Ref while Zim rolls out of the Ring. The Ref sees the carnage, and Calls for the Bell to be Rung.
"Here is your winner by Disqualification: Binky Barnes!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Naruto just got conned of a Win!" exclaimed Bender.
"Well we all saw what happened, but The Ref's rule is final unfortunately." stated Doc.
Naruto is upset with Rojo Bat as Rojo Bat apologizes at what happened. Naruto calms down, and walks away. Suddenly, Naruto hits a Ninja Kick onto Rojo Bat, Knocking Rojo Bat out.
"Naruto just KO'd his Future Tag Partner!" exclaimed a shocked Bender.
"I'm sure Naruto is just blowing off some steam, but that may come back to haunt him." said Doc.
(Commercial Break)
(Promo)
Bart Simpson has one of the Most Powerful Figures in CWF. He has dominated against numerous opponents... (Static covers the Screen until a Countdown Timer is Seen with a 3 above the Timer).
The reEducation Begins soon.
(CWF Announce Table)
"Coming up in afew Minutes is or Next Match, A Lumberjack Lottery Match. Now Ten Superstars will take part in the Match, However Two Superstars will be chosen to Battle via Lottery as the other 8 will be Lumberjacks for this Match. Joining me this time is DCA's Carson Daly." said Bender.
"Well it is cool to be here for this Match Bender." said Carson.
"You know, I thought you disappeared after TRL got canned." stated Bender.
"Nope, but if Beavis, and Butthead can bounce back, I could have a shot to come back." replied Carson.
"Let's check out the Titantron to see who's gonna go at it." said Bender.
"Who's it gonna be?" asked Carson.
Numerous Photos of the Superstars flash upon the Jumbotron, and then stops to show that it will be Bugs Bunny (XCW) vs. Yang (AWE).
(What's Up, Doc?" followed by "Buggin'" by Bugs Bunny plays)
"This Lumberjack Match is set for one fall. Making his way to the Ring, From Burbank, California: Bugs Bunny!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"While Bugs was a Major Announcer in CWF, He is also a Big name in XCW's Ranks." said Bender.
"Don't let the Grey Hairs fool you." joked Carson.
(Champion by Flipsyde Plays)
"And his opponent From Los Angeles, California: Yang!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Yang is pretty much one of the most arrogant, egotistical, and Nastiest Heel in AWE." said Bender.
"Yeah, but he'll pummel you until you'll Blue." again joked Carson.
"Really?" said an annoyed Bender.
"Okay, No more Color Puns." replied Carson.
(Going the Distance by Cake Plays)
"Introducing the Lumberjacks: Broly (CAWF), Chiro (CWF), Eric Cartman (WWT), Sonic the Hedgehog (VGWA), Jordan "Sting" Walker (TWAE), Asterix (CASZ), Deadpool (WWECWA), and Dennis Rodman (DCA)!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Well we allready saw Deadpool alittle while back win the XCW Hardcore Title." said Bender.
"Currently though, Chris Griffin is the Hardcore Champion." stated Carson.
The Lumberjacks surround the Ring as the Match begins with Bugs, and Yang in a Tie Up. Bugs wins it with a Scoop Slam onto Yang. Bugs then puts Yang in a STF Hold, but Yang Grabs the Ropes to Break the Hold. Yang gets back up, and hits a Thumb to the Eyes of Bugs. Yang then follows it up by Irish Whipping Bugs over the Top Rope. Bugs though is pulled out of the Ring by Cartman, and is met with a Two on One Beatdown from Cartman, and Broly until Chiro breaks it up. Chiro then rolls Bugs back into the Ring with Yang watching eagerly. Yang then hits a flurry of Stomps onto Bugs until the Ref forces him to stop. Yang then heads to the Ropes, and goes for a Lionsault, but is messed up by Dennis Rodman pulling the Ropes, causing Yang to land awkwardly on the Mat. Bugs gets back up, and hits a Throwback on Yang. Bugs then pulls Yang to the Center of the Ring, and puts him in an Ankle Lock. Yang is in pain, but Yang suprisingly counters out of the Hold. Yang then ducks a Clothesline from Bugs, and hits a Punch to the Gut of Bugs. Yang then follows it up with a DDT onto Bugs. Yang is fired up as he signalsthe end is coming. Yang picks Bugs up, and tries to hit hit a Woo FU, but Bugs grabs the Ropes, and pulls himself off Yang. Bugs goes for a Takedown, but Yang hits a Punch to the Gut of Bugs. Yang then follows it up with a Woo FU onto Bugs. Yang then pins Bugs.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Bugs barely kicks out
Yang gets frustrated, and starts arguing with the Ref. Bugs gets back up, and hits a Throwback onto Yang. Bugs then grabs Yang's Legs, and Slingshots Yang over the Ropes. Yang lands outside of the Ring, and is met with a Lightning Kick from Chiro. Yang is then picked up by Dennis Rodman, and is Irish Whipped back into the Ring. Yang gets back up, and ducks an attempted Clothesline from Bugs. Yang then takes advantage by hitting a Twisted Neck Breaker onto Bugs. Yang then screams "I'm top Rabbit in the Carrot Patch!" as he puts Bugs in a STF Hold. Bugs is in pain as Yang has the Hold Locked in. Bugs however refuses to Submit as he Crawls to the Ropes. Bugs eventually Grabs the Ropes to Break the Hold. Bugs gets back up, and is met with a Thumb to the Eyes by Yang. Yang then goes for the kill by hitting another Woo FU on Bugs. Bugs however again Grabs the Ropes to Break himself out of the Hold. Bugs then hits a series of Punches onto Yang. Bugs then hits a Spinebuster onto Yang. Bugs signals for the end as he then picks Yang up, and goes for a Bunny Bomb, but Yang reverses it into a DDT onto Bugs. Yang then panders to the Crowd as the Crowd Boos him. Yang picks Bugs up, and tries to hit a Woo FU, but Bugs counters it, and hits a Bunny Bomb onto Yang. Bugs then pins Yang.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner: Bugs Bunny!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Bugs wins the Battle of the Bunnies here." said Bender.
"Well Yang had some control in the Match, but his ego got the best of him." said Carson.
Bugs is then jumped from behind by Broly, Cartman, and Asterix as the three hit afew Stomps onto Bugs. Dennis Rodman, Chiro, Sonis, Jordan, and Deadpool enter the Ring to make the save, but then it turns into an all out Brawl in the Ring. Yang meanwhile, Sneaks out of the Ring, and heads up the Entrance Ramp.
"It's an all out Brawl happening in the Ring." said Bender.
"While Yang lost this Match, He's getting out of dodge from this Warzone." said Carson.
(Backstage) Bart is seen heading to the Ring with his CWF Title over his Shoulder.
"The Champion Battle Royale is up Next, Can Bart win this Battle?" asked Bender.
"Or will it be Earl Hebner who will win the Match." said Carson.
(Commercial Break)
(Promo) JC appears with Asheel.
"Hi folks, I'm JC here to allow a good buddy of mine to do some Ad timing." said JC.
"Hey there Fans, Check out Total Championship Wrestling. My Company has alot of Fresh Talent, and some great Action." explained Asheel.
"Neat, Maybe some these guys can come to CWF, and take on afew of our Names." said JC.
"Maybe, JC, Maybe." replied Asheel.
TCW: Total Championship Wrestling. No Drama Needed.
(CWF Announce Table) "Well, In a Moment we will start the Champion Battle Royale, Which is One Fall to the Finish, and will feature the World Champion of every Company. Joining me now is my CWF partner in Crime: Iroh." said Bender.
"Great to sit in my old seat for the Main Event." said Iroh.
The Official Card for CWF'S Full Contact.
Rojo Bat & Naruto Uzumaki vs. Zim & Dib.
From what we saw Earlier Tonight, Naruto & Rojo Bat might not be on the same page.
Skulker vs. Ichigo Kurosaki for the CWF Hardcore Championship.
Skulker feels that the time is now to Cash in the Case, but Ichigo isn't gonna give up the Strap.
Kim Possible vs. Shego for the CWF Women's Championship.
Who will win in this Battle between two Great Female Rivals?
The Bikini Bottom Boyz vs Mas y Menos for the CWF Tag Team Championship.
The Latino Duo stunned the Former Champs Last Month, can they keep the Belts since this is legit?
El Tigre vs. Danny Phantom vs. Zuko in a Triple Threat Match for the CWF United States Championship.
Will Zuko retain the U.S. Title or will the Belt be going home with someone new?
Finally; It will be Chiro vs. Bart Simpson for the CWF Championship.
If Bart can win this Championship Battle Royale, It may give him some momentum.
Aedlitas Way's Invincible is the official theme for Full Contact.
Full Contact is sponsored by McDonalds.
(Soviet Union anthem plays)
"This is a Champion Battle Royale set for one fall. Making his way to the Ring, From Moscow, Russia: He is the CASZ Champion: Omega Red!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Well who would have thought that the CWF washout would be back wearing Championship Gold?" joked Bender.
"I'd be careful Bender, Omega Red is pretty dangerous in the Ring." said Iroh.
(Man in the Box by Alice in Chains Plays)
"Introducing Next, From Richmond, Virginia,He is the DCA World Champion: Earl Hebner!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Wait a second! Earl Hebner the Ref who was part of one of the Biggest WWE Controversies is the Champion of DCA?" asked a stunned Bender.
"Well, It's pretty odd, but CWF does have Naruto, and Naruko." replied Iroh.
(Teen Beat Ocean by Jackson and His Computer Band Plays)
"Introducing Next, From The Mushroom Kingdom, He is the XCW World Champion: Mario!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Mario was a Major Name afew years back in CWF." said Bender.
"But now he is Public Enemy Number One in XCW." said Iroh.
(Master of Puppets by Metallica Plays)
"Introducing Next, He is the WWT World Champion: Kankuro!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Kankuro is the Brother of Gaara, and actually defeated his Brother to win the Belt." said Bender.
"But apparently he will have to defend the Belt against another Brotherly Superstar in Dagget at WWT's Unforgiven." said Iroh.
(Ministry of Darkness Theme Plays)
"Introducing Next, He is the Toon World Champion: Itachi Uchiha!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"At Clash of the Titans, Itachi won the Toon Title from Bart Simpson." stated Bender.
"Well Itachi will defend the Belt at Survivor Series his Brother Sasuke." said Iroh.
(God of Thunder By Kiss)
"Introducing Next, From Asgard, He is the TWAE Champion: Thor!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"The God of Thunder is in CWF!" exclaimed Bender.
"Well Thor has Major Strength, but can he beat 9 other Superstars?" asked Iroh.
(Awake by Godsmack Plays)
"Introducing Next, He is the AWE Champion: Slade!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Slade has been AWE Champion since AWE's Race Against Time." said Bender.
"And he has been through alot of Young Gun opponents." added Iroh.
(Return of the Hitman by Jim Johnson Plays)
"Introducing Next, From Station Square, He is the CWAF Champion: Chris Thorndyke!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Chris is the Champ of CAWF, and is like Bret Hart in the Company." stated Bender.
"I guess he's the Best there is, The Best there was, and The Best there ever will be." joked Iroh.
(Seduction by Eminem Plays)
"Introducing Next, From Planet Zebes, She is the VGWA Champion: Samus Aran!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Samus suprisingly is the only Lady here in this Match." said Bender.
"Samus is no damsel in distress, I wouldn't be suprised if she comes out the Winner here." said Iroh.
(Do The Bartman by Bart Simpson Plays)
"Introducing Next, From Springfield, He is the CWF Champion: Bart Simpson!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Bart Simpson has had his Age of Bart running throughout CWF for awhile now." said Bender.
"But can he conquer all of these Champions?" asked Iroh.
The match begins with the Ten Superstars brawling in the Ring. Eventually, Thor knocks Samus, and Bart over the Ropes, and out of the Ring. Mario meanwhile gets into a Tie Up with Chris, and wins it with a Jaw Breaker onto Chris. Slade then hits a Skull Bash onto Mario. Slade then puts Mario in an Arm Lock. Mario however counters out it. Mario, and Itachi then hit a Double Clohtesline onto Slade. Itachi then grabs Mario by throat, and chucks him into the Ring Post. Itachi is then attacked from behind by Chris. Chris tries to end the Match early by putting Itachi in a Sharpshooter, but is Broken up by Mario. Mario then hits a Suplex onto Chris. Meanwhile, Earl Hebner is seen outside the Ring, waiting for an opening until he is met by a Big Boot from Kankuro. Kankuro then picks Earl up, and Irish Whips Earl into the Ring Post. Kankuro then slides back into the Ring, and ducks a Clothesline from Omega Red. Kankuro then hits a Face Buster onto Omega Red. Kankuro then has a Staredown with Mario until Mario hits a Punch to the Gut of Kankuro, and follows it up with a Jaw Breaker. Mario then sees Samus enter the Ring, and goes for a Tackle. Samus however, hits a Big Boot onto Mario. Samus then picks Mario up, and hits a Metroid Killer (Glam Slam) onto Mario. Samus then pins Mario.
Ref makes the Count 1,2,... Thor breaks up the Count.
Thor picks Samus up, and Irish Whips her into the Ropes where Bart pulls the Ropes, causing Samus to go out of the Ring again. Bart then goes for a BartDog on Thor, but Thor counters with a Spinebuster onto Bart. Omega Red then tries to hit the Carbonadium Coil Choke, but Thor counters it, and follows it up with a Body Slam onto Omega Red. Earl Hebner gets back up meanwhile, and enters the Ring. Earl then Tackles Thor, and hits afew Ground Punches onto The God of Thunder. Earl picks Thor up, but is met with a Skull Bash by Thor. Slade, and Mario double team Chris by hitting a Double DDT onto Chris. Mario though is then grabbed by Shade, and hits a Chokeslam onto Mario. Slade then mimics Benoit as he picks Mario up, and hits a Tombstone Piledriver onto Mario. Slade is about to pin Mario, but is attacked from behind by Kankuro as Mario rolls out of the Ring. Kankuro then Stomps on Slade until the Ref forces him stop. Kankuro then picks Slade up, and hits a String Pulling (Front Powerslam) on Slade. Kankuro then tries to go for The Puppet Master (Stunner) on Thor, but Thor counters it. Thor then hits an Atomic Drop onto Kankuro. Thor then follows it up with a Thor Bomb (Last Ride) onto Kankuro. Thor is about to pin Kankuro when Bart comes from out of nowhere, and then hits a BartDog onto Thor. Bart then pins Thor.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner: Bart Simpson!" said Tripp as Bart's Arm is raised in Victory.
"Bart has done it! Bart not only wins the Match, but he beat a God!" exclaimed an excited Bender.
"I'm sure that this will be the momentum Bart needs for Full Contact." said Iroh.
(General Manger JC's Office)
JC is seen celebrating.
"Yeah, CWF showing that they came to play man." said JC.
"Bartman got Lucky." said TW.
"Well he picked his spot, and that's how some Mathchups are won." stated Jean.
"You know, Chris Griffin is still running around with XCW's Hardcore Title." said Space Ghost.
"It is 24/7 Rules so he won't get far." stated Charles Roberts.
"Still a Cool Show we did here." said Mr. TV.
"Indeed, Maybe we should do afew more on other Companies." said Bob Jones.
"Yeah, Definetely could do good here." stated Ari Gold.
"Later Guys." said JC.
Just then, Chris is thrown into the GM Office by Claude Speed. Claude then brings a Ref into the Room and pins Chris.
Ref makes the Count 1,2,3.
Claude takes the Hardcore Belt, and leaves the Office.
"Okay then, I guess that will wrap things up." said JC.
Suddenly, Deadpool pops up infront of JC.
"That's All Folks!" quoted Deadpool.
Deadpool looks at the Camera in a Goofish manner with JC looking puzzled as the show draws to a close.
Results
Shinichiro Nakagami wins the 40 Over the Top Rope Battle Royal (Wins Future Championship Match)
Lydia, Nic Weasel, Lara Croft, Buffy Summers, and Luna def. Haruhi Suzumiya, Sailor Moon, Lexi Bunny, Sora Takenouchi, and Shego
Slam Tasmainian & Danger Duck wins the Tag Team Champion Gauntlet
Binky Barnes def. Naruto Uzumaki (Via Disqualification)
Bugs Bunny def. Yang (Lottery Lumberjack Match)
Bart Simpson wins the Champion Battle Royale
Well that is that. I wanna thank all of the Fellow Authors who supplied me their Wrestlers for the Supershow. Check out the other Shows, CASZ is pretty cool, XCW is kinda neat, WWT works pretty well with it's Roster, and the Other Shows are neat. In the Meantime, REVIEW!