Hey CWF Fans. Here is a New Chapter of CWF. Enjoy, I only own my OCs, and Such.
CWF (Cartoon Wrestling Federation): January week 1
(Promo) Tonight on CWF... (Static covers the Screen until a Countdown Timer is Seen with a 3 above the Timer).
The reEducation Begins in One Hour, Fifty Two Minutes, and Twelve Seconds, Eleven Seconds, Ten Seconds, Nine Seconds...
Going the Distance by Cake plays as the intro to CWF, Fireworks go off on top of the Titantron.
"Good Evening CWF Fans, I am Bender, and besides me is Iroh." greeted Bender.
"We are live in Wilmington, Delaware where we are gearing up for the CWF Rumble after an amazing Heavy Impact." said Iroh.
(I'm Comin by Will Smith Plays)
"Ladies, and Gentlemen, Pease Welcome the General Manager of CWF: JC!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Well at Heavy Impact, We saw Patrick Star win the Hardcore Belt, and Bart Simpson retaining the CWF Title, Ending the Career of Chiro." said Bender.
"Tonight however, JC is going to allow Chiro to say his Goodbyes to the Fans." said Iroh.
JC gets into the Ring, and gets a Mic.
"Good Evening Ladies, and Gentlemen. As you may know by now, At Heavy Impact, Bart Simpson retained his CWF Championship against Chiro." said JC sadly.
The Crowd Boos this as some Fans begin to Chant "We Want Chiro!"
"Well as per the Conditions of the Match, Chiro has Retired from CWF. Tonight however, I will allow Chiro to appear here to Give his Retirement Address." said JC.
The Crowd Applauds this.
"Speaking of Heavy Impact: After the Ladder Match between Kim Possible & Shego, Shego was attacked by a Mysterious Woman in Black. Now both Kim, and Shego were checked out by Doctors, and the Reports state that Kim suffered a Broken Arm while Shego suffered a Sprained Ankle, and a Cracked Rib. Now due to this Injury, I will have to Vacate the Women's Championship. Do not worry about this folks, There will be a Women's Champion come the CWF Rumble. At CWF Rumble: There will be a Ten Diva Rumble where the Winner will become the New Women's Champion!" stated JC.
The Crowd Cheers at this Announcement.
"Now as for the CWF Rumble, Last Year you can say that the Number 30 Slot was "Given" by Former GM Sideshow Bob to Bart Simpson. Now last I checked, There wasn't any Superstar on the CWF Roster that was licking my Boot. I'd bet you would love it if I had used a more Adult Analogy, but This is a TV PG Show. Anyway, We are going to let the Superstars fight it out. Tonight, and Next Week: There will Two Special Rumble Matches. The Winners of these Matches will take part in a Fatal Four Way Match where the Winner will receive the Number 30 Slot. Also, the Superstar who is Pinned in that Match will gain the Number One Slot. By the way, The First Match is right now!" exclaimed JC.
JC then leaves the Ring as The Crowd Cheers at this.
(American Dragon Jake Long Theme Plays)
"This match is set for one fall. Making his way to the Ring, From New York, New York: Jake Long!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"At Heavy Impact, Jake was defeated by Danny in a U.S. Title Match." said Bender.
"It was a Good Match between these two no doubt about it." replied Iroh.
(Stand Up by Flobots Plays)
"And his opponent, From San Jose, California: Rojo Bat!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Like Jake, Rojo Bat was defeated in another CWF Classic at Heavy Impact." said Bender.
"Naruto defeated Rojo Bat in a 2 out of 3 Falls Match." said Iroh.
The match begins with Jake, and Rojo Bat in a Chop Battle until Rojo Bat gains the Upperhand with a Twisted Neckbreaker on Jake. Rojo Bat then puts Jake in a Sleeper Hold, but Jake quickly counters out of the Hold. Jake gets back up, and hits a Punch to the Gut of Rojo Bat. Jake follows it up with Jawbreaker onto the Luchadore. Jake showboats to the Crowd as he then receives Boos from them. Jake shirks them as he hits afew Ground Punches onto Rojo Bat until the Ref forces him to stop. Jake picks Rojo Bat up, and Irish Whips him into the Ring then suprisingly hits a Dudley Dog onto Rojo Bat. Jake then pins Rojo Bat.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Rojo Bat kicks out
Jake puts Rojo Bat in a STF Hold, but Rojo converts it into a Roll Up Pin. Jake however, Kicks out before the Ref can make the Count. Jake, and Rojo Bat then get into a Tie Up with Rojo Bat winning it with an Arm Drag. Rojo Bat then follows it up with an Arm Lock on Jake. Jake however Counters out of it. Jake gets it up, and hits a Thumb to the Eyes of Rojo Bat. Jake tries to finish Rojo Bat off with a Dragon DDT, but Rojo Bat counters it. Rojo Bat then Judo Flips Jake onto the Mat. Rojo Bat heads up the Top Turnbuckle. Rojo Bat is about to Finish Jake witha Frog Splash when Jake rolls out of the Ring, and heads up the Entrance Ramp with The Ref starting the Ten Count. 1,2,3,4... Rojo Bat gets off the Turnbuckle, and looks confused by this. 5,6,7,8,9... Jake scoffs the Ref as he walks up the Entrance Ramp. 10! The Ref calls for the Bell to be Rung.
"Here is your winner by Count Out: Rojo Bat!" said Tripp as Rojo Bat stands in the Ring confused.
"Well Rojo Bat wins this Match, and will take part in the Fatal Four Way in Two Weeks, but What just happened?" asked Bender.
"I'm not sure, Jake did give it his all during this Match, but after failing to hit the Dragon DDT, He just walked out." said Iroh.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage) John Santoni is seen with CWF Hardcore Champion Patrick Star.
"I am here with the New Hardcore Champion: Patrick Star. Now Patrick, What do you have to say to the Fans out there after winning your First Solo Championship in CWF?" asked John.
"Uh, Uh, 24." replied Patrick.
Riley Freeman then walks up to Patrick.
"Really?" asked an annoyed Riley.
(South Park Theme Plays)
"This Tag Team match is set for One Fall. Making his way to the Ring, From South Park, Colorado, Team South Park!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Well The Tag Team has been mainly controlled by Mas y Menos for the past few Months." said Bender.
"Tonight though, We have two pretty Big Teams Battling it out." added Iroh.
(Invader Zim Theme Plays)
"And their opponents, Dib, and The Invader: Zim!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Zim & Dib and Team South Park are both former Tag Champions." said Bender.
"Tonight could have one of these Teams be possible contenders for the Belts." states Iroh.
Kenny, and Stan repsresent Team South Park. The match begins with Kenny, and Zim exchanging Punches until Kenny counters a Punch from Zim, and follows it up with an Arm Drag on Zim. Kenny tries to put Zim in an Arm Lock, but Zim counters out of it. Zim gets up, and Headbutts Kenny to keep the Hooded Superstar off of him. Zim uses his opening to deliever a Drop Kick on Kenny. Zim then hits a series of Ground Punches on Kenny until The Ref forces him to stop. Zim picks Kenny up, and Irish Whips Kenny into the Ring Post. Zim tags in Dib, and the duo hit a Double Takedown on Kenny. Dib then climbs the Top Turnbuckle, and hits a 450 Splash on Kenny. Dib then pins Kenny.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Stan breaks the Count.
The Ref forces Stan back into the Corner as Dib & Zim Double Team Kenny behind the Ref's back by nailing a Double Big Boot on Kenny. Dib then picks Kenny up, but Kenny hits a Thumb to the Eyes of Dib. Kenny follows it up with a Side Effect on Dib, Taking both Superstars out. Kenny, and Dib begin to Head to their Corners. Kenny makes the Desperate Tag to Stan first with Dib Tagging in Zim afew seconds later. Stan ducks an attempted Clothesline from Zim, and hits a barrage of Punches on Zim. Stan then follows it up with a Sidewalk Slam onto Zim. Dib tries to attack Stan, but Kenny hits a Spring Blossom Nut Squash on Dib. Stan then picks Zim up, and hits a Stanner on Zim. Stan pins Zim.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winners: Team South Park!" said Tripp.
"The Boys from South Park win here in this Tag Match tonight." said Bender.
"Hopefully, Mas y Menos saw this from the Locker Rooms." noted Iroh.
(Commercial Break)
(General Manager JC's Office) JC is seen discussing things with Bridgette & Geoff.
"Okay, Now after The CWF Rumble I would like you two to conduct an Interview with the Rumble Winner. Will that work with you two?" asked JC.
"Definetely." replied Bridgette.
"Yeah Dude! We can do another A-List Aftermath on that." exclaimed Geoff.
Bridgette, and Geoff leave as CWF Champion Bart Simpson walk into the Office.
"What can I do for you Bart?" asked JC.
"Listen JC, I want some Air Time to say some things." replied Bart.
"Well on what grounds Bart?" questioned JC.
"How about the facts that I have beaten Rojo Bat, I've beaten an Eighty Percent Odds against me, I pinned a God, and I ended Chiro's Career." replied Bart.
"Hmmm. You have a good point Bart. Allright, I'll allow you some airtime then after the Main Event." said JC.
(You Don't Know Me At All by Lillian Garcia Plays)
"This match is set for one fall. Making her way to the Ring, From Amity Park: Sam Manson!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Well we all know what happened at Heavy Impact between Shego, and Kim in a Ladder Match for the Women's Title." said Bender.
"After Retained the Belt, She was taken out by a Mysterious Women in Black." added Iroh.
(Dark Orchestral Music Plays)
"And her opponent, From The Fire Nation: Azula!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Well due to what has happened, The Belt was Vacated, and the New Champion will be decided in a Ten Diva Rumble." said Bender.
"These two Gals were both at one point Champions." said Iroh.
The match begins with Azula on the offense by hitting afew Punches on Sam. Azula then follows it up with a Tackle on Sam. Azula puts Sam in an Arm Lock, but Sam quickly counters out of it. Sam gets up, and ducks a Clohtesline from Azula. Sam bounces off the Ropes, and Delivers a Drop Kick onto The Fire Nation Princess. Sam then follows it up with a Rolling Thunder on the downed Azula. Sam picks Azula up, and tries to finish Azula off early with a Widow's Peak. Azula however, Reverses it into a Roll Up Pin, but Sam kicks out before the Ref can make the Count. Sam follows it up with a Baseball Slide into the Face of Azula. Sam then puts Azula in a Headlock. Azula though Breaks out of the Hold. Azula gets back up, and hits a Powerful Battering Ram Headbutt on Sam. Azula then pins Sam.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Sam kicks out
Azula looks at the Ref, but decides to continue on the attack as she puts Sam in another Arm Lock. Sam is in pain, but refeuses to Submit. Sam then gets her Hand onto the Ropes to Break out of the Hold. Sam gets back up, and gets into a Tie Up with Azula. Sam wins it with an Irish Whip, Sending Azula into the Ring Post. Sam then hits afew Chops on Azula. Sam then follows it up with a Monkey Flip on Azula. Sam preps herself up, and sets Azula up to hit a Widow's Peak on Azula. Azula though counters it. Azula then tries to finish Sam off with a Fisherman's Suplex. Sam however, Counters out of it. Sam Irish Whips Azula into the Ropes. Azula though nails a Big Boot on Sam. Azula picks Sam up, and goes for a Fisherman's Suplex. Sam though, Reverses it into a Roll Up Pin on Azula.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner: Sam Manson!" said Tripp as Sam gets her Arm raised in Victory.
"Sam pulls off a Suprise Win against Azula." said Bender.
"Well these Two Girls maybe in the running to become the New Women's Champion." said Iroh.
(Backstage) Chiro is seen making his way to towards the Ring.
"Chiro's Farewell Address is Coming Up Next." stated Bender.
"This should be good." said Iroh.
(Commercial Break)
(Promo) The Bart Simpson Era has... (Static covers the Screen until a Countdown Timer is Seen with a 3 above the Timer).
The reEducation Begins in Thirty Minutes, and Forty Five Seconds, Forty Four Seconds, Forty Three Seconds...
(SRMTHFG! Theme Plays)
"Ladies, and Gentlemen. Please Welcome: Chiro!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Well here comes Chiro, Who gave a valiant effort at Heavy Impact against Bart Simpson." stated Bender.
"Sadly, Chiro failed to win the CWF Title, but gained Bart's Respect." said Iroh.
"Chiro is now Retired, but was given a Farewell Address Tonight by JC." stated Bender.
"Chiro speaks to CWF, One last time." said Iroh.
Chiro walks down the Entrance Ramp with the Fans on their feet. Chiro gets into the Ring, and is given a Mic.
Chiro is about speak when the Fans begin to Chant "Chiro's Awesome!" multiple times. Chiro smiles at this until the fanfare dies down. Chiro then begins to speak.
"Okay wow, That's gonna be something that I'm gonna miss hearing that. Well, We all know how my Career was here in CWF. In 2004, A State away in Philadelphia, PA, I made my Debut where I defeated Eric Cartman in one on one action. It's pretty funny how it seemed like it was yesterday I walked into that Locker Room for the first time. Then I began my trek as a Superstar here. I became the United States Champion, I took on Raphael in Cage Match, and then at CWF Rumble 2007, I finally won the CWF Championship by Pinning Spongebob in the middle of this very Ring." said Chiro.
The Crowd Cheers at this.
"Then at Wrestleversary that very same year, I lost the Belt to Naruto. Now, While it sucked that I lost the Belt at the Biggest Stage of them all, I was happy that I put one of my Greatest Performaces ever. Afterwords, I got in some Pretty Good Matches, I Battled against my old sparing Partner Spongebob, Danny Phantom, Had a Great Rivalry with Jake. Heck, I even Buried The Skeleton King here in a PPV. Then recently, I went up against Bart Simpson. A Guy who I considered an equal in the Locker Room. Well, First time we met for the Strap, Bart got himself intentionally DQ'd to keep the Championship. I got my Rematch, and put everthing on the line for it, and Guess what? I lost." continued Chiro.
The Crowd Boos this as some begin to Chant "Don't Go Chiro!"
"Now, Now. I know what I was getting into there. Looking back at all what I've done, If I had chance to this all again: I wouldn't change a thing. I wanna Thank You guys for being with me since Day 1. I wanna Thank the Whole CWF Roster, The Crew Backstage, and the Higher ups like General Manager JC, and Chairman C.M. Burns for giving me the opportunity to do this Every Week. Jinmay, Sparx, Antauri, Nova, Otto, Gibson: The Big Guy is Coming Back Home. Until we meet again fans, GO!" finished Chiro.
Chiro drops the Mic, and begins to Leave the Ring. The Fans begin to Chant "Thank You Chiro!" along with the already mentioned "Don't Go Chiro!" as Chiro walks up the Entrance Ramp. Chiro stops at the Top of the Entrance Ramp, and let's the Energy of the Crowd fill him up One Last Time.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage) Bridgette is seen with CWF United States Champion Danny Phantom.
"I am here with Danny Phantom, Who defended his successfully against Jake Long at Heavy Impact. Now Danny, Any plans on who might be next in your Title Defense?" asked Bridgette.
Danny is about to speak until Zuko appears. Zuko looks at the U.S. Title, and holds up what looks to be a Contract in Danny's Face.
"See you at the Rumble." said Zuko.
Zuko then walks away.
"Okay." said an oddend Danny.
(Spongebob Squarepants Theme Plays)
"This match is set for one fall. Making his way to the Ring, From Bikini Bottom: Spongebob Squarepants!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Well Spongebob has been on a slide as of late." said Bender.
"Recently, The Superstar of the Year tried to help Phineas, and Ferb against Mas y Menos. But it was all for nothing." replied Iroh.
(Punk Rock Music Plays)
"And his opponent, From The Ghost Zone: Skulker!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Skulker was defeated by Patrick for the Hardcore Championship back at Heavy Impact." stated Bender.
"Well Skulker can get a measure of revenge if he can beat Spongebob." said Iroh.
The match begins with Spongebob dodging a Series of Punches from Skulker. Spongebob then Irish Whips Skulker into the Ring Post. Spongebob hits afew Chops on Skulker. Spongebob tries to go for a Monkey Flip, but Skulker nails Spongebob with a Big Boot. Skulker follows it up with a Tackle on the disoriented Spongebob. Skulker then puts Spongebob in an Ankle Lock. Spongebob however, Counters out of it. Spongebob gets back up, and hits afew Chops onto Skulker. Spongebob then follows it up with a Jaw Breaker onto Skulker. Spongebob heads to the Top Turnbuckle, and goes for a Diving Elbow, but Skulker rolls out of the way, Causing Spongebob to crash, and burn. Skulker then gets the upperhand by putting Spongebob in an Arm Lock. Spongebob is in pain, but suprisingly, Spongebob reverses it into a Roll Up Pin on Skulker.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Skulker kicks out
Skulker gets back up, and puts Spongebob in a Torture Rack. Spongebob is in pain, but he refuses to Tap Out. Spongebob gets an Arm around the Ropes to Break the Hold. Spongebob bounces off the Ropes, and hits a Clothesline to take The Hunter down. Spongebob gets on Skulker, and hits afew Ground Punches onto Skulker until the Ref forces him to stop. Spongebob picks Skulker up, and goes for the kill with a Sponge Suplex Pin. Skulker however, Counters it with an Elbow to the Face of Spongebob. Skulker then follows it up with a Spinebuster onto Spongebob. Skulker then signals the End is coming as he waits for Spongebob to get back up. Spongebob gets up, and is Grabbed by Skulker. Skulker then hits a Chokeslam onto Spongebob. Skulker then picks Spongebob up, and delievers another Chokeslam on Spongebob. Skulker then pins Spongebob
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner: Skulker!" said Tripp as Skulker stands over Spongebob.
"The Ghost Zone's Greatest Hunter scores a Victory here Tonight." said Bender.
"He'll join Rojo Bat in 2 Weeks in the Fatal Four Way Match to determine the Number 30 Slot." said Iroh.
(Backstage) Bart is seen heading towards the Ring.
"The Bartman is coming to the Ring." said Bender.
"What will Bart say." pondered Iroh.
(Commercial Break)
(Promo) It is a Match that comes only once a Year. A Match where 30 of CWF's Biggest Names Battle, and for the Winner: A Shot at the CWF Championship at Westleversary. It is the CWF Rumble! CWF Rumble is coming in 3 Weeks.
(Do the Bartman by Bart Simpson Plays)
"Ladies, and Gentlemen, Please welcome CWF Champion: Bart Simpson!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Well here comes Bart Simpson, Who successfully defended his CWF Title at Heavy Impact against Chiro." said Bender.
"Well Bart has been on a roll as of late." said Iroh.
Bart gets into the Ring, and is given a Mic.
"As you may know, The CWF Rumble is coming up soon. Last Year, I was the 30th Entrant in the Rumble Match & Almost won the Match had I not been Eliminated by Rojo Bat. As you can see however, Rojo Bat merely just delayed the inevitable like how the Conners delayed Judgement Day. This Year's CWF Rumble will obviously be of importance to me as I will witness who I'll face at Wrestleversar. As for the Rumble PPV itself, I have decided that I will not be defending the CWF Championship." stated Bart.
"What?" asked Bender.
"Can Bart even do that?" added Iroh.
"Over the Past Few Months as Champion I have defeated the likes of Rojo Bat, Sokka, Rock Lee, Jake Long, I have even pinned The God of Thunder: Thor! My Biggest Moment however as Champion so far was Retiring Chiro from CWF. I have proven that the Bart..." said Bart until.
Suddenly, The Arena Lights go wonky for a Moment as the Countdown Timer is Seen with a 3 above the Timer appears on the Titantron.
The reEducation Begins in Twelve, Eleven, Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three... Three... Three.
"Huh?" asked Bender.
"Looks like the Countdown is busted." said Iroh.
"Well, That was a Bust. Anyway," said Bart until...
The Screen then starts up again: Three, Two, One, Zero.
The Arena goes completely Dark with everbody completely silent until.
DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME?
(Don't You Wish You Were Me by Chris Jericho Plays)
The Crowd gets on the Feet, as Stage Fog appears from the Entrance Ramp. Just then, Mr. Eddy walks through the Fog with the Crowd Cheering.
"By Mom! Mr. Eddy is Back!" exclaimed Bender.
"The Last time we saw Mr. Eddy, Mr. Eddy was injured at the Hands of Bart back at Still Standing after losing his Rematch to Rojo Bat." said Iroh.
Mr. Eddy then grabs a Mic. Mr. Eddy let's the Crowd continue to Cheer until the Audience dies down abit.
"Ladies, and Gentlemen, Boys, and Girls: Raw is EDDICHO!" yelled Mr. Eddy as he parodied Chris Jericho.
The Crowd Laughs at this, and Chant "Eddicho, Eddicho!"
"It has been along wait since I have been in CWF, but I am back once again. Back to ReEducate the Masses of CWF!" yelled Mr. Eddy.
"Well tell me something Skipper, What are you trying to ReEducate the Masses about?" asked Bart.
"I am here to ReEducate the Masses of CWF Fans to show that I can conquer anyone in the Squared Circle. Whether they are from Amity Park, The South Pole, San Jose, Konoha, Bikini Bottom, Southern Air Temple or even from Springfield. I'm going to ReEducate the Crowd that anyone is on the Chopping Block when I'm around, But most importantly, I am here to ReEducate the Masses that you can be beaten." said Mr. Eddy.
"Funny. Last Time you were in this Ring with Me, The EMTs were Carting your sorry carcuss out of the Arena!" said Bart, Smirking.
Mr. Eddy begins to walks down the Entrance Ramp. Suddenly, Edd & Ed run through the Crowd, and attacks Bart from behind.
"What! It's Ed, and Edd. Mr. Eddy's old Friends!" again exclaimed Bender.
"Last time we saw these two, It was over a Year ago at Blaze of Glory!" said Iroh.
Edd, and Ed Double Team Bart by pummeling Bart with Punches. Bart though fights out the Number Game. Bart then pushes Edd into the Ropes. Bart then nails a BartDog onto Ed. Bart then does the same to Edd. Bart however momentarily forgets about Mr. Eddy. Bart pays for it as he is met with a SpearED from Mr. Eddy.
"The Eds are back in CWF!" said Bender.
"The Bart Simpson Era may have just reached a Massive Roadblock thanks to the Boys from the Cul-de-sac." said Iroh.
Mr. Eddy gets Ed, and Edd back up. The trio then Pose in the Ring as the show draws to a close.
Results
Rojo Bat def. Jake Long (Count Out)
Team South Park def. Zim & Dib
Sam Manson def. Azula
Skulker def. Spongebob Squarepants
Another Chapter of CWF done. Anyway, Reviews are Up Fans. People... Scratch that, AUTHOR POWER!