Chapter 3
By WindofDancingFlames
Disclaimer: ff owns Alysia, while we own ourselves and nothing else in here. Aqua owns Barbie Girl.
"Our next female singer will be… Marluxia!" Alysia shouted. The room fell quiet and dark at the same time. After about ten seconds of this, a moogle came running out onto the stageand whispered in Alysia's ear. Then the moogle scuttled away as fast as his stubby little legs could take him.
"Erm… there seems to be… technical difficulties," stated Alysia. "It appears our next singer…" she made a weird face. "…isn't female." The crowd gasped in horror. WoDF laughed her head off. Of course, she was the only one laughing so it was totally embarrassing her to death at the same time.
"Um… I really don't know what to do now," said Alysia. "I guess we can bring her- I mean him out." She walked to the side of the stage and yelled something to the people there. They nodded and the pushed a girl out onto the stage. Or was it a guy? You couldn't really tell. Now WoDF was choking because of her laughter.
"He's (laugh) even (laugh) got (laugh) a girl's (laugh) name!" she gasped. She fell over and was kicking the ground. Marluxia, however, gave her the ultimate death glare and attacked her with his "girly pink flower petals of doom".
"Aaaaaaah! I'm surrounded by pink!" She eventually stopped laughing and got back to her seat.
"Marluxia will be singing 'Barbie Girl'," said Alysia. WoDF was about to laugh her head off again, but thankfully fg00 slapped her upside the head with the script. Thenall of a sudden the room grew dark. A pink spotlight focused itself on Marluxia. Alysia reluctantly gave him the microphone. He cleared his throat, tapped the microphone, and started singing.
"Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere (ff cringed)
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!" he started dancing like Michael Jackson. WoDF's jaw dropped, ff's hands her over her eyes and ears, and fg00 ran away as fast as she could.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!"
The song was finally over (Thank God), fg00 was back in her seat.
"Now let's see what the judges think," said Alysia. She pointed over to WoDF first.
"Hmm… out of ten…," she pondered a bit. "I'll give you a negative five."
Fg00 said, "Please excuse me as I throw up."
ff said, "It was… okaaaay, but I would definitely change the song. Barbie freaks me out."
"Hey, Barbie is cool!" yelled Maluxia.
"Is not!
"Is too!"
"Is not!
"Is too!"
"Is not!
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The room was silent once again. Suddenly WoDF broke the silence.
"Ahem, if I may…" She walked up to Marly and said, "SECURTY! Get this man- or woman- or whatever it is off the stage!"
Before horsie890 could say "Toast", two gruff-looking security guards grabbed Marluxia and dragged him off the stage.
"Well that was a complete waste of time," said Alysia. "Now for our next contestant…"