Chapter 4
By fencergirl00
Disclaimer: ff owns Alysia, while we own ourselves and nothing else in here. Avril Lavigne owns "My Happy Ending."
"…Larxene!" Alysia announced. She had to drag the ticked off-looking blonde onto the stage. "She will be singing 'My Happy Ending'." Fg00 seemed pleased. The stage turned dark once again and this time a yellow spotlight shone on Larxene. The music began to play.
"Let's talk this over
It's not like we're dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something you said?
Don't leave me hangin'
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread
You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
All the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending." She was singing way off key, WoDF plugged her ears.
"You've got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
but so are they
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the –bleep- that you do, (All the –bleep- that you do)
You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done
He was everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending."
WoDF unplugged her ears and sighed with relief.
"Well, judges, what do you think?" Alysia asked.
"Only one word could describe that: Yikes!" ff said.
"If you were singing for a grade, it would be an F-!" WoDF yelled.
"That was absolutely dreadful and a disgrace to Avril Lavigne!" fg00 stated in her most British accent.
Larxene's face turned red with fury. "I'LL SHOW YOU!" she screamed and threw her kunai at all three judges. ff ducked, WoDF laughed as they all missed her, and fg00 simply blocked them with her rapier.
"Security!" ff called. Auron and Lulu came on stage in police uniforms and dragged Larxene away.
"Wow, and I thought I had a temper," fg00 mused. Alysia just stared blankly at the scene.
"Okaaay, this is going to be a very strange night!" she said.