Chapter 6

By WindofDancingFlames

Disclaimer: ff owns Alysia, while we own ourselves and nothing else in here. SpongeBob owns the F.U.N. song.

"Aerith! Her song ill be… 'The F.U.N. Song'?" Alysia was befuddled. Aerith came running out on stage in her pink dress and her long brown braid in the back. Alysia handed her the microphone, along with a weird glare. Aerith tapped the mic and foofed it a bit.

"Ahem… I think I'm going to start now," she said shyly. A lighter green spotlight than Yuffie's shone down on her and the music started playing.

"F is for friends who do stuff together,

U is for you and me,

N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!

F is for fire that burns down the whole town!

U is for uranium... bombs!

N is for no survivors when you're..."

The crowd gasped in awe. When she was singing that last part, she sound just like Plankton.

"Plankton! That's not what fun is all about! Now, do it like this.

F is friends who do stuff to-...

NEVER! That's completely idiotic.

Here, let me help you, F is for friends who do stuff together,

U is for you and me,

Try it!

N is for anywhere and any time at all,

Down here in the deep blue sea.

I don't understand this, I fell all tingly inside. Should we stop?

No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Well I like it, lets do it again!

OK!

F is for frolic through all the flowers

U is for ukelele

N is for nose pickin, sharin gum and sand lickin

Here with my best buddy!" She started prancing around the stage like she was sugar high.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

She bowed and Alysia quickly took the mic away from her hand.

"Okaaay…" said Alysia. "Let's see what our judges think." She turned towards the judges. "Judges! Please share your opinions."

"I thought that was absolutely disgraceful!" said WoDF. " Clearly you need some work done with your voice."

"Um, yes, would someone please chop my ears off before they start screaming again?" said fg00.

"Gladly," said Marly as he poofed up with his scythe.

"It was just an insult! I didn't mean it literally!" yelled fg00.

"Oh darn it!" he yelled and poofed away.

"I thought it was okay, but your choice of song sucked," said ff. Aerith ran off the stage shyly, maybe even crying.

"Ha, ha! I hurt her feelings!" yelled WoDF.

"Oh shut up!" yelled Alysia. "Now please put your hands together for…"