Chapter 8
By fatalfeline
Disclaimer: ff owns Alysia, while we own ourselves and nothing else in here. SpongeBob owns "Best Day Ever."
"HEY!" a high voice yelled from backstage. Selphie ran onstage. "It's not over yet!"
Alysia said nervously into the microphone, "We seem to have an extra singer."
Selphie snatched the microphone away in a very Alysia-like manner. Alysia gaped as she retreated backstage. An orange spotlight shone on Selphie as very sunny music started playing. Selphie started to dance and prepared to sing.
"Mr. Sun came out and he smiled at me. Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see!
Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra exstatified!
It's the Best day ever!
It's the Best day ever!
I'm so busy got nothing to do, spent the last two hours just tying my shoe.
Every flower every grain of sand, is reaching out to shake my hand.
It's the Best day ever!
It's the Best day ever!
Sometimes the little things start closing in on me, when I'm feeling down I wanna lose that frown I stick my head out the window and look around.
Those clouds don't scare me they can't disguise, this magic that's happening right before my eyes.
Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright so the best day ever will last all night.
Yes the Best day ever's gonna last all night now.
It's the Best day ever!
It's the Best day ever!
It's the Best day ever!
It's the Best day ever!"
The audience's reaction was mixed. Some cheered, some clapped, some laughed, some booed, some cried, some gasped, and some just sat there in wonder.
"They love me! They really, really love me!" Selphie squealed and threw the microphone up into the air. Alysia screamed and dove to catch it, as if it were the greatest object in the world. She caught it and skidded. The microphone was safe, but Alysia's nice dress was now wrinkled and partially ruined. She blushed in embarrassment.
"No! I just got it pressed for the show and now… ARGH! I HATE YOU, SELPHIE!" She ran backstage crying.
"She's happy! How did I do, judges?" she asked.
Everyone looked at WoDF, who was gaping. There were some choking-like sounds but no words. "She's speechless!" yelled Selphie, jumping up and down.
"It was… um… no comment," said ff.
"That was appalling!" exclaimed fg00.
"What does appalling mean? It must mean amazing! THANK YOU SO MUCH!" she screamed and skipped off the stage. A very disgruntled-looking Alysia walked out in blue jeans and a white t-shirt that said "Kingdom Hearts Idol" embroidered in cursive silver letter outlined with blue.
"Well this is the real end of the show today. Tomorrow we will see half off the girls move on, half of them hit the road, and the boys will be competing. Call in to vote for Kairi, Larxene, Yuffie Kisaragi, Aerith Gainsborough, Yuna, or Selphie Tilmitt. Bye for now and tune in next time! Remember, YOUR call counts!" Alysia waved as the camera zoomed out and the credits started rolling.