Chapter 11
By fatalfeline
Disclaimer: ff owns Alysia, while we own ourselves and nothing else in here. We don't own the songs. That's obvious enough.
"…Riku singing 'Shiny Teeth and Me'!" The crowd applauded and the Riku fangirls in the audience screamed their lungs out. Riku dramatically walked onstage and Alysia gave him the mic as a teal spotlight shone down on him. As the music started Riku flashed his pearly-white teeth in a huge, cheesy grin that could even rival Sora's.
"When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself on an uncharted island
in an endless sea
What makes me happy
fills me up with glee
those bones in my JAW!
that don't have a flaw
My Shiny Teeth and ME
My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
addin' beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten
just like a Christmas tree
You know they walk a mile just to see me smile
Woo!
My Shiny Teeth and Me
Yes they're all so perfect
so white and pearly
Brush, Gargle, Rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth so awesome
just like my favorite song
My shiny teeth I floss them
so they grow to be real strong
My shiny teeth I love them
and they all love me
Why should I talk to you
when I got 32, woo!
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth and me."
As the music solo was playing, he cracked another smile and the Riku fangirls squealed with delight.
"My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
addin' beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten
just like a Christmas tree
You know they walk a mile just to see me smile, woo!
My Shiny Teeth and Me
MY SHINY TEETH AND ME!"
The song finished and everyone started clapping and Riku fangirls were screamingand nearly unconscious by this time.
Alysia snatched away the microphone and said, "Good! Now what do you judges say?"
"That was… pretty good because you're cool, but a very weird choice of song," said WoDF.
"I agree totally with WoDF," ff stated.
"Not bad… but when will people start singing some real songs?" said fg00.
"So that's our judges, folks!" said Alysia. Riku waved and took off one of his gloves and threw it to the audience. The Riku fangirls were pummeling each other to the ground, trying to claim the glove sailing through the air. One determined girl jumped off of another girl's head and caught it in midair. She promptly put it on and squealed, "IT'S RIKU'S GLOVE! I'M NOT TAKING IT OFF FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE!" Riku left the stage as Alysia spoke into the microphone again.
"Now for our next singer…"
Note for Will Avalon: This is preplanned way far ahead, so you're lucky Riku's here now. You're song suggestion is good, I might make Riku sing it in the second round if he isn't eliminated.