Chapter 13
By fencergirl00
"Demyx, singing 'Livin' La Vida Loca'!"
A blue spotlight fell on Demyx and the song began…
"She's into superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls
She's into new sensations, little cakes in the candlelight
She's got a new addiction, for every day and night
She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life but
She'll take away your pain like a bullet in your brain!
Upside inside out, she's Livin' la Vida Loca!
She'll push you and pull you out, Livin' la Vida Loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color of mocha!
She will wear you out, Livin' la Vida Loca
She's Livin' la Vida Loca!"
Demyx added an awesome sitar solo, which helped, but it couldn't replace his out-of-key-ness and the many lyrics he forgot. The song ended, and the lights came back on… revealing an empty theatre! A little sign stood on the judges table that said "Be back in 5 minutes." Also, the screen behind Demyx said "Intermission". Even Alysia was gone!
"Oh come on!" Demyx yelled.
Five minutes later, everyone came back into the theatre. Demyx was still onstage, waiting impatiently.
"You're still here?" Alysia asked.
"Duh! I want to get my feedback!" Demyx yelled.
"Okaaay, judges?"
"Although I hate to admit it, but that was horrible. Even if you did remember the lyrics, it was way out of tune," commented WoDF.
"Well, it would have been better if you remembered the lyrics… And it was rather rude of us to leave. Maybe you should get a second cha—" ff started, but was interrupted by a snort from fg00. "Hey, I'm trying to be nice!" ff protested.
"It was appalling. I think it's a good thing we took a break to spare our ears from the torture," fg00 criticized in her most British tone of voice. Demyx glared and strummed his sitar angrily.
"Demyx, everyone! Up next is…"
Another note for Will Avalon: You are a psychic or something! Demyx was supposed to sing that song!