Chapter 14
By fatalfeline
"…Wakka!" announced Alysia.
Wakka ran onstage and greeted in his heavy insular accent, "Yo, ya! You guys excited, ya?" The audience gave little signs of excitement or enthusiasm.
"He will be singing 'YMCA'," Alysia said as she handed him the microphone and a yellow-orange spotlight shone down on Wakka. The lighting brightened the whole room as the music started and Wakka started doing the disco.
"Young man, there's no need to feel down, ya!
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground, ya!
I said young man, 'cause you're town ya!
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go, ya!
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough, ya!
You can stay there, and I'm sure you can find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA, ya
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all of the boys…
It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA, ya
No man does it all by himself, ya!
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, ya!
And just go there, to the YMCA
I'm sure they can help you today!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA, ya
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all of the boys…
YMCA…
You'll find it at the YMCA, ya!
Young man, are you listening to me, ya?
Young man, young man, what do ya wanna be, ya?"
He ended and looked confused because the music was still playing. Lulu sweatdropped and Yuna badly stifled a giggle. The audience was silent when the music finally stopped.
"Uh… judges?" asked Alysia as she snatched the mic away from Wakka.
"That was freakin' horrible!" yelled WoDF.
"That wasn't very good. Your accent pretty much ruined it," ff stated.
"You're worse with lyrics than Demyx!" fg00 yelled.
Everyone booed Wakka and Alysia shoved him off the stage.
"That was really short. The next one is…"