Chapter 15
By WindofDancingFlames
A/N: Sorry, I've been at summer camp in Switzerland for a month!
"Xehanort's Heartless a.k.a. Ansem!"
The dude walked onstage and smiled evilly.
"He will be singing 'Striped Sweater' by Spongebob."
For some freaky reason he started laughing maniacally. Alysia handed him the mic, along with a weird glare. Ansem tapped the microphone and foofed it.
"I dedicate this song… TO DARKNESS!" he practically yelled into the microphone. A spotlight of black light shone on him, which made his hair glow freakishly. The music started playing and he cleared his throat and the music started playing.
"Hello ladies and gentleman, I'm gonna take it down a bit,
With a little number I like to call... Striped Sweater.
The best time to wear a striped sweater,
Is all the time,
One with a collar,
Turtle neck,
Thats the kind,
Cause when you wwwweeeaaarrrr it,
That's one... special... sweater…"
He trailed off as the room turned dark. Suddenly thgere was a very Spongebob-like "OH YEAH!" and the lights turned back on. There was a collective gasp. Ansem had jumped out onto the front to the stage and ripped open his shirt (yes, he was wearingf a shirt at the time and not his usual dorky outfit) to reveal a striped sweater that said "I heart striped sweaters!" on it. The audience had their mouths open in horror and the Ansem fangirls (yes, there are Ansem fangirls) had fainted. Alysia ran up onto the stage and grabbed the mic away from Ansem as fast as she could.
"Um, let's see what our judges think," said Alysia.
"That was worse than Marluxia!" scream WoDF.
"I totally agree with her," said ff.
"That was truly the worst thing I have ever heard in my entire life," said fg00.
"Well, there you have it, folks!" said Alysia. "Let's give another big round of applause for Ansem!"
Only one fangirl applauded and one guy yelled, "You suck!" Ansem hung his head down.
"At least I still have the darkness…" he muttered before walking off the stage.
"Now that that's over with, our next singer is…"