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CWF Cold Blood: September week 4

Workin by Big Smo featuring Alexander King plays as the intro to Cold Blood, Fireworks go off the Titantron.

"Hello CWF Universe, Welcome to Cold Blood sponsored by General Mills I am Bender, and sitting besides me as always is Iroh." greeted Bender.

"We are live in Richmond, Virginia where in our Main Event, Spongebob Squarepants will defend the CWF Championship against Nelson Muntz." said Iroh.

(Punk Rock Music Plays)

"This Match is set for one fall, and it is for the Hardcore Championship. Making his way to the Ring, From The Ghost Zone: Skulker!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Boos.

"The Ghost Zone's Greatest Hunter is once again trying to defeat the Champion Meowth." said Bender.

"Skulker failed to defeat Meowth for the Strap at Golden Opportunity." stated Iroh.

(Whatever by Our Lady's Peace Plays)

"And his opponent, He is the Hardcore Champion, The Savage Scratch Cat Pokemon: Meowth!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.

"Meowth scored the Hardcore Title back at Ultimate Showdown when he defeated Stan Smith." said Bender.

"The Savage Scratch Cat Pokemon has been a tour de force in the Hardcore Division." said Iroh.

The match begins with Skulker, and Meowth trading Punches until Skulker gains the upperhand. Skulker then connects with a Jaw Breaker onto Meowth. Skulker slides out of the Ring, and then grabs a Steel Chair. Skulker gets back into the Ring, but Meowth ducks out of the Chair's path. Meowth bounces off of the Ropes, and then hits a Tackle along with a flurry of Punches onto Skulker until the Ref forces him to stop. Meowth grabs the Chair, and hits Skulker on the Gut. Meowth then picks Skulker up, and goes for a Chair Shot to Skulker's Mug, but Skulker ducks it. Skulker then pulls out a Lead Pipe from his pocket, and knocks Meowth in the Skull. Skulker then pins Meowth.

Ref makes the count 1,2,... Meowth kicks out

Meowth gets back up as Skulker tries to clock Meowth with the Lead Pipe again. Meowth however grabs Skulker, Tosses the Pipe, and then puts Skulker in a Crippler Crossface. Skulker is in as Mewoth has the Hold locked in. Skulker tries to crawl to the Ropes while Meowth applies pressure. Skulker just barely Grabs onto the Ropes, and Meowth Breaks the Hold. Skulker gets up, and connects with a Clothesline onto Meowth. Skulker then signals that the end is coming as he waits for Meowth to get back up. Meowth gets back up as Skulker goes for the kill with a Chokeslam. Meowth however counters it, and then puts Skulker in another Crippler Crossface. Skulker is in pain as Meowth has the Hold locked in. Skulker then Taps Out. The Ref calls for the Bell to be Rung.

"Here is your winner, and still Hardcore Champion: Meowth!" announced Tripp as Meowth is given the Hardcore Title.

"Meowth has retained the Hardcore Championship." said Bender.

"Looks like Meowth is gonna have a long reign as Champion." said Iroh.

(You're Gonna Pay by Jim Johnson Plays)

Suddenly, Dan runs through the Crowd, and enters the Ring. Dan then hits Meowth from behind with his Briefcase.

"Ladies, and Gentlemen, Dan has cashed in his Hardcore Championship Case." announced Tripp.

The Match begins as Dan waits for Meowth to get back up. Meowth gets up as Dan grabs him, and hits a Thy Name is Dan onto Meowth. Dan then pins Meowth.

Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)

"Here is your winner, and new Hardcore Champion: Dan!" announced Tripp as Dan is given the Hardcore Title.

"Dan is the first to Cash in his Case, and now we have a New Hardcore Champion!" said Bender.

"Alittle underhanded, but it's all in the rules." said Iroh.

(Backstage) Wander is seen with CWF United States Champion Danny.

"Hey there everybody, It's your pal Wander, and I am here with the Champion of the United States of America himself: Danny Phantom." said Wander.

"Now Danny, Tonight you defend your title against Rojo Bat, and Naruto Uzumaki two guys who have beaten you in consecutive weeks, yet have been quarreling against eachother as well. Do you think that will be your advantage?" asked Wander.

"Well Wander, You just made an intelligent observation, I could use their rivalry as a way of retaining my Title, but I shouldn't put all my eggs in that particular basket considering that's usually a common strategy." replied Danny.

"I've been U.S. Champ for almost a year now, and I'm just going to go with the same basic game plan, Win it." said Danny as he then left.

(I want you Plays)

"This Handicap Match is set for one fall, and it is for the CWF Women's Championship. Making their way to the Ring: Scanty & Kneesocks!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Boos.

"Afew Months ago, Scanty & Kneesocks made their debut by taking out Angelica." said Bender.

"And now they are taking on the Next Gen Avatar." said Iroh.

(Glamazon by Jim Johnson Plays)

"And her opponent, From Republic City, She is the CWF Women's Champion: Korra!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.

"At Blaze of Glory, Korra defeated Juniper Lee to win the Women's Championship." said Bender.

"Well she never has defended the Belt against two Women at once though." stated Iroh.

The match begins with Korra ducking an attempted Clothesline from Kneesocks, and following up with a Dropkick onto Kneesocks. Scanty gets afew Punches onto Korra, but Korra seems unaffected by it. Korra then hits a Scoop Slam on Scanty. Korra picks Kneesocks up, and Irish Whips her out of the Ring. Korra changes her attention back to Scanty, but is met with a Takedown from Scanty. Scanty then hits a Series of Ground Punches on Korra until the Ref forces her to stop. Scanty picks Korra up, and puts her in a Headlock. Korra however Breaks out of it. Korra Irish Whips Scanty into the Ropes, and Knocks her out of the Ring with a Clothesline. Kneesocks comes up from behind, and tries for a Roll Up Pin on Korra. Korra counters however, and hits a Spinebuster on Kneesocks. Korra then pins Kneesocks.

Ref makes the count 1,2,... Scanty Breaks up the Count.

Scanty picks Korra up, and Irish Whips her into the Ring Post. Scanty then hits a Running Knee to the Mug of Korra. Scanty pulls Korra into the middle of the Ring, and puts her in a Leg Lock. Korra is in pain, but refuses to Tap Out. Korra eventually Grabs onto the Ropes to Break out of the Hold. Korra gets back up, and goes for a Tsunami Slam onto Scanty. Kneesocks however stops it from happening. Scanty, and Kneesocks then double team Korra with afew Punches onto Korra. Scanty, and Kneesocks pick Korra up, and go for the RRuurruu-Breaker. Korra however ducks it. Korra then pushes Kneesocks into the Ring Post. Korra then grabs Scanty, and then connects with a Tsunami Slam onto Scanty. Kneesocks sees her opening, and then hits a Roll Up Pin onto Korra with Scanty helping.

Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)

"Here are your winners, and new CWF Women's Champion: Scanty & Kneesocks!" announced Tripp as Scanty, and Kneesocks are given the Women's Title.

"The Demon Sisters just defeated the Next Avatar!" said a stunned Bender.

"Well Korra held her own, but sadly the numbers game was too much for her." said Iroh.

(Promo) He has been a Multi-time Champion, and has finally made it back to the promise lands. He has been a tour de force within the Company, pining to win it all. Now, They clash. Nelson Muntiz vs. Spongebob Squarepants for the CWF Championship. Tonight.

(Phineas and Ferb Theme Plays)

"This Tag Team Match is set for one fall, and it is for the CWF Tag Team Championships. Making their way to the Ring, From Danville: Phineas Flynn, and Ferb Fletcher!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.

"Phineas, and Ferb scored their number one contendership shot afew weeks back in Triple Threat Action." said Bender.

"Question is, Can these step brothers win the Belt?" asked Iroh.

(Ed, Edd n' Eddy Theme Plays)

"And their opponents, From Peach Creek, They are the CWF Tag Team Champions: The Erupting Eds!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.

"The Erupting Eds defeated Rojo Bat, and Naruto to win the Tag Belts back at Golden Opportunity." said Bender.

"We'll be seeing those two in the Triple Threat U.S. Title Match later on here." said Iroh.

Ed, and Edd represent The Erupting Eds as Ed, and Phineas start off in the Ring. The match begins with Ed hitting afew Body Blows onto Phineas. Ed then follows it up with a Sidewalk Slam on Phineas. Ed puts Phineas in a STF Hold, but Phineas quickly Grabs the Ropes to Break out of the Hold. Phineas gets back up, and ducks an attempted Clothesline from Ed. Phineas Irish Whips Ed into the Ropes, and connects with a Spinning Headscissors on Ed on the bounce back. Phineas picks Ed up, and tries to finish Ed off with an Epic Phin. Ed however counters it. Ed then hits afew Punches on Phineas, and follows it up with a Takedown. Ed continues the assault with a series of Ground Punches on Phineas until the Ref forces him to stop. Ed then gets back up, and connects with a Leg Drop on Phineas. Ed then pins Phineas.

Ref makes the count 1,2,... Phineas kicks out

Phineas gets back up, and Tags in Ferb. Phineas, and Ferb then connedt with a Double Clothesline on Ed to take him down. Ferb then puts Ed in a Regal Stretch. Ed is in pain as Ferb has the Hold locked in. Ed begins to Crawl towards the Ropes as Ferb continues the Hold. Eventually, Ed Grabs the Ropes to Break the Hold. Ed gets back up, and Tags in Edd. Edd ducks a Clothesline from Ferb, and hits a Drop Kick on Ferb. Edd tries to pin Ferb, but he quickly Kicks Out. Ferb gets back up, and Irish Whips Edd into the Ropes. Ferb then Tackles Edd on the bounce back, and connects with a Series of Punches as well. Ferb then tries to put Edd in a Regal Stretch as well. Edd though counters it. Edd gets back up, but gets Irish Whipped into the Ropes again by Ferb. Edd however uses it to his advantage by hitting a Clothesline From ED! onto Ferb. Edd then pins Ferb.

Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)

"Here are your winners, and still CWF Tag Team Champions: The Erutping Eds!" announced Tripp as The Eds are given the Tag Titles.

"What an impressive bounce back for the Eds here to Retain the Belts." said an impressed Bender.

"These guys are the veterans, It's almost second nature." said Iroh.

(American Dragon Jake Long Theme Plays)

Jake appears at the top of the Entrance Ramp.

"Oh my Mom, Are we going to see another Cash in?" asked Bender.

"Well we saw Dan win the Hardcore Title earlier here, But if he is going to it, He needs a Tag Team Partner." responded Iroh.

Jake looks at the Champions, and then walks to the back.

(Backstage) Bridgette is seen with Scanty, and Kneesocks who were holding the Women's Championship.

"I am here with Scanty, and Kneesocks, The New CWF Women's Champions. Well ladies, How does it feel to be Champions in such a short time?" asked Bridgette.

"It feels empowering, It feels like it is time that the Women's Division needed some new Ruuurruuers to control it." said Scanty.

"Indeed sister, Korra, Sam, and all these other Women need to learn the Ruurruus of this new regime so Next Week, We will announce these Ruuurruuus to the CWF Universe." said Kneesocks.

(Naruto U.S. Season 3 Theme Plays)

"This is a Triple Threat Match set for one fall, and it is for the CWF United States Championship. Making his way to the Ring, From Konoha: Naruto Uzumaki!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.

"Last Month at Golden Opportunity, The unlikely duo of Rojo Bat & Naruto Uzumaki broke apart when they were defeated by The Erupting Eds for the Tag Titles." said Bender.

"Now both superstars are fighting for the United States Championship." added Iroh.

(Stand Up by Flobots Plays)

"Introducing Next, From San Jose, California: Rojo Bat!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.

"Rojo Bat has been in the U.S. Title picture slightly." said Bender.

"What could make this big for him is if he could defeat his former Partner Naruto for the Belt." added Iroh.

(Danny Phantom Theme Plays)

"Introducing Next, From Amity Park, He is the CWF United States Champion: Danny Phantom!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.

"Danny Phantom has been the U.S. Champion since winning the strap back at Full Contact." said Bender.

"He's almost at the Year long point, The longest yet for the Belt." said Iroh.

The match begins with the trio of Superstars in a staredown. Suddenly, Rojo Bat charges at Danny, but Danny connects with a Clothesline to take the Luchador down. Naruto sees an opening, and goes for a quickl Roll Up Pin, but Danny quickly Kicks out before the Ref can make the count. Danny, and Naruto get back up, and trades some Chops until Naruto gain the upperhand. Naruto then Irish Whips Danny into the Ring Post. Naruto hits afew Punches, and then connects with a Running Knee onto Danny. Naruto drags Danny back to the center of the Ring, but is then ambushed by Rojo Bat. Rojo Bat then picks Naruto up, and hits a Sitout Powerbomb onto Naruto. Rojo Bat sees his chance as he hits afew Stomps onto Danny. Rojo Bat then climbs up the Top Turnbuckle, and then connects with a Frog Splash onto Danny.
Rojo Bat then pins Danny.

Ref makes the count 1,2,... Danny kicks out

Rojo Bat looks shocked by this, but then heads to the Top Turnbuckle again. Suddenly, Naruto pops back up, and hits a Super Kick, Knocking Rojo Bat out of the Ring. Naruto then sets his sights onto Danny. Danny surprises Naruto with a Roll Up Pin, but Naruto kicks out before the Ref can make the count. Danny continues the offense as he puts Naruto in a Sleeper Hold. The Ref checks to see if Naruto can continue the Match. Naruto shows signs of life as he arms Danny in the Gut, and then breaks out of the Hold. Naruto bounces off the Ropes, and connects with a Crossbody onto Danny. Naruto then signals that the end is coming as he waits for Danny to get back up. Danny gets up as Naruto goes for the Ninja Kick. Danny ducks it however, and goes for a Specter Spike. Naruto counters it too, and then hits a Ninja Kick on Danny. Naruto then pins Danny.

Ref makes the count 1,2,... Rojo Bat kicks out

Rojo Bat picks Naruto up, and Irish Whips Naruto into the Ropes. Naruto however hits a Tackle, and a fury of Punches on Rojo Bat on the Bounce back. Naruto picks Rojo Bat up, and goes for a Crush Seal. Rojo Bat however counters it. Rojo Bat then hits afew Punches onto Naruto, and follows it up with a Twisted Neckbreaker onto Naruto. Rojo Bat then puts Naruto in a Sleeper Hold like Danny had done. Naruto however quickly counters out of it. Naruto gets back up, and pushes Rojo Bat into the Ropes. Naruto then connects with a Ninja Kick on Rojo Bat on the bounce back. Naruto then picks Rojo Bat, and connects with a Crush Seal on Rojo Bat. Suddenly, Naruto is grabb from behind by Danny, and falls victim to a Specter Spike. Danny then heads to the Top Turnbuckle, and connects with a Phantom Flip onto Naruto. Danny then rolls Rojo Bat put of the Ring, and pins Naruto.

Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)

"Here is your winner, and still CWF United States Champion: Danny Phantom!" announced Tripp as Danny is given the United States Title.

"Once again, Danny Phantom is the United States Champion." said Bender.

"I think the year long reign might actually happen." said Iroh.

(General Manager JC's Office) JC is seen talking to Miles Morales.

"Well Miles, I am glad that CWF was able to grab your Contract, and further impressed that you currently have the U.S. Title Case." said JC.

"Thanks for the sentiment JC, but What did you want to talk to me about?" asked Miles.

"Well I have a new Women's Division Wrestler making her debut next week, and I want you to team with her." said JC.

"Okay then, Who is it?" asked Miles.

"I won't reveal it just yet, But I'll give you a hint, You know her." said JC.

("SHOW NO FEAR!" is heard as Line in the Sand by Motorhead Plays)

"This match is set for one fall. Making his way to the Ring, From The Southern Tribe in the South Pole: Sokka!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.

"Last Month, Sokka was defeated by Spongebob in an impressive match." said Bender.

"Tonight, He gets his hands on CWF's most interesting Heel." said Iroh.

(Death Note Theme Plays)

"And his opponent, From Tokyo, Japan: Kira "The Light" Yagami!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Boos.

"Kira made a statement when he ditched The Golden Opportunity Ladder Match at Golden Opportunity." stated Bender.

"Well he has been through afew tough matches the past few weeks, Now it's time for him to man up." said Iroh.

The match begins with Kira, and Sokka in an epic Staredown with Sokka winning it by connecting afew Chops on Sokka. Sokka then follows it up with a Takedown onto Kira. Sokka then puts Kira in a STF Hold, but Kira quickly Grabs onto the Ropes to break out of the Hold. Sokka picks Kira up, and continues the offense by Irish Whipping Kira into the Ring Post. Sokka sets Kira up in a Tree of Woe position. Sokka then connects with a Tree of Woe. Sokka picks Kira up, but Kira hits a Thumb to the Eyes of Sokka. Kira takes advantage with a Drop Kick on Sokka. Kira then puts Sokka in a Bow, and Arrow Lock. Sokka is in pain, but refuses to Tap Out. Sokka then reverses it into a Roll Up Pin, but Kira kicks out before the Ref can make the count. Kira gets back up, and ducks a Clothesline from Sokka. Kira then grabs Sokka, and connects with a Book End on Sokka. Kira then pins Sokka.

Ref makes the count 1,2,... Sokka kicks out

Kira looks shocked to see someone kick out of his Finisher. Kira picks Sokka up, and goes for the Book End once again. Sokka however, Counters it. Sokka then connects with a Series of Punches on Kira, and then hits a Skull Bash on Kira. Sokka then tackles Kira, and unleashes a fury of Punches onto Kira until the Ref forces him to stop. Sokka puts Kira in a STF Hold once again. Kira is in pain as Sokka has the Hold locked in. Kira begins to crawl towards the Ropes while Sokka continues the Hold. Eventually, Kira Grabs onto the Ropes to Break out of the Hold. Kira once again fights dirty as he thumbs Sokka in the eyes though the Ref gets in Kira's face, and threatens to DQ him if he does it again. Kira goes goes for the Book End again, but Sokka counters it. Sokka then Irish Whips Kira into the Ring Post. Sokka then sets Kira up, and then connects with an Ice Breaker. Sokka then pins Kira.

Ref makes the count 1,2,... Kira kicks out

Sokka picks Kira up, and then surprisingly Powerbombs Kira. Sokka then puts Kira in the STF Hold again. Kira however bites Sokka's hand to break out of the Hold. Kira gets back up, and hits afew Chops onto Sokka. Kira then hits a Clothesline onto Sokka. Kira then heads to the Ring Post, and exposes the Top Turnbuckle. Kira picks Sokka up, and tries to Irish Whips Sokka into the exposed Ring Post. Sokka however counters it with a Clothesline that nearly takes Kira's Head off. Sokka picks Kira up, and Irish Whips Kira into the Exposed Ring Post. Kira stops himself from hitting it. Sokka charges at Kira, and goes for a Stinger Splash onto Kira. Kira however ducks out of the way at the last second, leaving Sokka to hit the Turnbuckle face first. Kira sees his opening as he then hits a Book End onto Sokka. Kira then picks Sokka up, and connects with another Book End onto Sokka. Kira then pins Sokka.

Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)

"Here is your winner: Kira "The Light" Yagami!" anounced Tripp as Kira's arm is raised in Victory.

"Kira wins here tonight." said Bender.

"Kira made another statement here Tonight, Is it time that he gets a shot at the Belt?" questioned Iroh.

(CWF Locker Room) Spongebob is seen getting ready for his Match.

"You're up next Spongebob." a Tech hand said.

"I'm ready." said Spongebob as he then headed out of the Locker Room.

(Nelson's Trademark "HAW HAW!" is heard as TNT by AC/DC Plays)

"This match is set for one fall, and it is for the CWF Championship. Making his way to the Ring, From Springfield: Nelson Muntz!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Boos.

"Nelson won a shot at the CWF Titles afew weeks back in a Triple Threat Match." said Bender.

"The Bully from Springfield has been in the CWF Title hunt for awhile now, Can he win it here Tonight?" asked Iroh.

(Spongeboob Squarepants Theme Plays)

"And his opponent, From Bikini Bottom, He is the CWF Champion: Spongebob Squarepants!" announced Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.

"Last month at Golden Opportunity, Spongebob defeated Sokka to become the CWF Champion once again." stated Bender.

"Spongebob is a Grand Slam Champion, Can this CWF Title reign be his longest?" asked Iroh.

The match begins with Spongebob hitting afew Chops onto Nelson, but Nelson is unaffected. Nelson then hits a Lariat to take Spongebob down. Nelson then connects with a series of Ground Punches until the Ref forces him to stop. Nelson then picks Spongebob up, and puts Spongebob in a Bearhug. Spongebob however hits a Skull Bash onto Nelson to break himself free from the Hold. Spongebob then bounces off the Ropes, and connects with a Dropkick onto Nelson. Spongebob then bounces off the Ropes again, and connects with a Lionsault onto Nelson. Spongebob then puts Nelson in a STF Hold. Nelson is in pain as Spongebob has the Hold locked in. Eventually, Nelson grabs onto the Rope to Break out of the Hold. Nelson gets back up, and Irish Whips Spongebob over the Ropes. Nelson then throws Spongebob back into the Ring. Nelson picks Spongebob up, and then hits a HAW-HAW onto Spongebob. Nelson then pins Spongebob.

Ref makes the count 1,2,... Spongebob kicks out

Nelson picks Spongebob up, and goes for it again. Spongebob however counters it, and hits a Scoop Slam onto Nelson. Spongebob tries to put Nelson in a STF again, but Nelson quickly counters out of it. Nelson gets back up, and puts Spongebob in an Armbar, but Spongebob counters out of it. Spongebob then hits afew Chops to knock Nelson away, and then follows it up with a Judo Kick to knock Nelson down. Spongebob then puts Nelson in a STF Hold again. Nelson is in pain as Spongebob has the Hold locked in. Nelson though bites into Spongbob's Hands causing Spongebob to let go of the Hold. Nelson takes advantage as he then hits a Backbreaker onto Spongebob. Nelson signals that the end is coming as he picks Spongebob up, and goes for the HAW-HAW once again. Spongebob however counters it. Spongebob then hits a Punch to the gut of Nelson, followed up with a Surprising Pedigree onto Nelson. Spongebob then pins Nelson.

Ref makes the count 1,2,... Nelson kicks out

Spongebob is surprised by this, but soldiers up as Spongebob puts Nelson in a Leg Lock. Nelson however breaks out of the Hold. Both superstars get back up, and get into a Tie Up. Spongebob wins it with a Judo Flip into an Armbar onto Nelson. Nelson however counters out of it. Nelson then connects with a Big Boot onto Spongebob. Nelson then hits afew Stomps onto Spongebob until the Ref forces him to stop. Nelson then puts Spongebob in a Sleeper Hold. Spongebob is fading out as the Ref checks to see if Spongebob can continue the Match. Spongebob shows signs of life however as he begins to fight back. After a minute, Spongebob fights out of the Hold. Spongebob hits afew Chops onto Nelson, and then pushes him into the Ropes. Nelson however hits another Big Boot onto Spongebob on the bounce back. Nelson then signals that the end is coming as he picks Spongebob up, and goes for a HAW-HAW. Spongebob however counters it, and then hits a Sponge Suplex Pin on Nelson.

Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)

"Here is your winner, and still CWF Champion: Spongebob Squarepants!" announced Tripp as Spongebob is given the CWF Title.

"Spongebob is still your CWF Champion." said Bender.

"Well his sights might have to be set on Kira though." added Iroh.

Spongebob Holds the Title up high for the Crowd. Spongebob continues to celebrate his Win as the show draws to a close.

Results

Meowth def. Skulker (Retains Hardcore Title)

Dan def. Meowth (Wins Hardcore Title)

Scanty & Kneesocks def. Korra (Handicap Match) (Wins Womens Title)

The Erupting Eds def. Phineas & Ferb (Retains Tag Titles)

Danny Phantom def. Naruto Uzumaki & Rojo Bat (Triple Threat Match) (Retains U.S. Title)

Kira Yagami def. Sokka

SpongeBob Squarepants def. Nelson Muntz (Retains CWF Title)

Well that is all done here Folks. Anyway, Reviews are up, and Happy Belated Birthday to my pal Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.