I'm really sorry I didn't update in a year (not really, a LOT of months), I'm not all that interested in Shaman King now, but I'll try my best.

Also Imoto-chan means younger sister, and Ren is pronounced "Len".

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Pirika (announcer voice): Previously, on "The Weird Story"…

Yoh: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT! IT'S KINDA DUMB! -throws balloon at Pirika-

Pirika: HAH! IT DOESN'T HURT!

Horo Horo: I'm supposed to be full of sugar! -is mad-

Pirika: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yoh and Horo Horo: -throw millions of balloons at Pirika-

Pirika: Ouchs -faints-

Yoh: YAY! NO STUPID RECAPS!

Balloon Sale Man: Sorry, now you have to pay me ¥ 11,729,500 (equal to about $100,000)!

Horo Horo: -runs away- YOU PAY!

Yoh: -runs away- NO WAY! PIRIKA PAYS!

Pirika: -still is fainted-

BSM (Balloon Sale Man): YOU HAVE TO PAY ME 11, 729, 500 YEN!

Pirika: -is still fainted-

BSM: Is she dead? -Hmm walks away-

Michiru: Since Pirika is fainted and Yoh and Horo Horo ran away, this fic is officially ended! YAY!

Pirika: -wakes up- Hey! You can't abandon me! -sparkly eyes-

Michiru: Yes I can! Now I'm not even interested in Shaman King!

Pirika: You can abandon Onei-san and Yoh-kun, but NOT ME! I'M PIRIKA!

Michiru: So? I'm Michiru.

Pirika: Well, I'm EVIL PIRIKA! -spins around and eyes turn red and everything else gets darker- BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA!

Michiru: Well, I'm GOOD MICHIRU! -spins around and everything gets white- NO! I'M FADING! HELP!

E. Pirika: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yoh (suddenly appears): -triumphant music- I'm YOH!

E. Pirika: So? AHH! NOT TRUMPHANT MUSIC! I'M BEING DEFEATED!

Horo Horo (also suddenly appears): Don't worry Imoto-chan! I'LL SAVE YOU! -turns up evil music-

E. Pirika: Yay! I'm better! HEY ONEI-SAN! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME IMOTO-CHAN!

Yoh: HEY HORO HORO! HOW DARE YOU SAVE PIRIKA!

Horo Horo: Because I'm EVIL HORO HORO! -spins around and eyes get red and every else get darker-

Yoh: AH! WHY IS EVERYONE EVIL!

Michiru's voice: Not me, I'm good! GOOD MICHIRU FOREVER!

Yoh: But you're just a voice!

Michiru's voice: So? Voices can save worlds too.

Yoh: But I don't want to work with you, you were going to abandon me.

E. Horo: No time for talking! YOU SHALL DIE, YOH AND MICHIRU'S VOICE!

Michiru's voice: No, because I'm just a voice -fades aways-

E. Horo: Then Yoh will die! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

E. Pirika: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!

Michiru's voice: Okay, I'm going to go work on other fics, byebye. Good luck everyone!

E. Pirika and E. Horo: -turns up evil music-

Yoh: AHH! I'M GETTING DEAFEATED!

Ren (weird voice): -jumps in scene and turns up DUB music- Look around you! Look beyond! YOU CAN MAKE AN UNBREAKABLE BOND!

E. Horo and E. Pirika: What's that HORRIBLE SOUND?

Ren: DUB MUSIC!

E. Horo and E. Pirika: -spin around and turn normal-

Yoh: Yay, everyone's back to normal! Huh? Yuck, what a horrible sound!

Horo Horo: I know!

Pirika: Yeah! Where's Megumi Hayabashi?

Anna: -flies over- ME! Only I'm voiced by her! -dissapears-

Yoh: Anna's not on character -very scared-

Pirika: YOH! We have to team up and beat Ren!

Ren: I'm LEN! LENNY!

Yoh, Pirika and Horo Horo: -sweatdrop- We said you were Len, but not Lenny.

Ren: -countinues- WORLD AROUND YOU IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS! IT'S ALL REVEALED BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

Yoh: -politely- Please stop singing.

Ren (really, really bad dub Yoh voice): SO MANY THINGS I NEVER COULD SEE! SO MANY CHOICES FALLING ON ME! COULD IT BE MY DESTINY? TO BE SHAMAN KING!

Random voices: SHAMAN KING! SHAMAN KING!

Horo Horo and Yoh: No! It's my destiny!

Jeanne: -Pops up and starts singing dub opening in RUSSIAN!-

Manta: -Pops up and sings dub opening in GERMAN!-

Ren and Jeanne: GERMAN! -tries singing too, but bad bad accents (Ren, bad British, Jeanne, bad Amercan)-

Tamao: -Pops up and sings dub in JAPENESE-

Yoh, Pirika and Horo Horo: WHAT? DUB IN JAPENESE?

Pirika and Horo Horo: YOH! USE YOUR TRUMPHANT MUSIC!

Yoh: Okay. -triumphant music-

Ren, Jeanne, Manta and Tamao: AHHH! NOT TRUMPHANT MUSIC! -turns up cartoony music-

Pirika and Horo Horo: -transforms to evil versions and turns up evil music-

Music: -is battling-

Everyone: -starts singing-

Yoh: trumphantly I AM DA BESTEST! YOH FOREVER! DUM DUM DUM!

Ren, Jeanne, Manta and Tamao: LOOK AROUND YOU LOOK BEYOND!

E. Pirika and E. Horo: -japenese- SOMETHING IN KANJI! SOMETHING IN KANJI!

Viewers: I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE READ THIS FIC!

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Author's note: HOHOHOHO! THAT'S IT! I know, big change from the first chapter, now it's about music. I probably will work on this fic instead of making another because I promised to finish this fic. But I might, if I'm VERY BORED! Also, this doesn't mean any disrespect to the dub. It's not like we can change the dub, anyways. And for you people who like to sue, I don't own Shaman King (it's obvious).