Secrets On Paper
A/N: First fanfiction! So I need critical comments, but not overly critical! AND
for everyone out there who remembers their first fanfic, I'm sure you were just
like me in that you were nervous of what people would think and eager as hell to
get reviews. So please do me a kindness and review and read! This is an R and H
fic, from Ron's POV, hope the shippers like. Read now my puppies! READ!
Tuesday, 6:00am
So. I'm starting a diary. And there is NO WAY IN THE WORLD that
Harry or Hermione are getting hold of this. No way. Even though they got
hold of the last five and this starts very much like those. I just need to
find a new hiding place…The other 5 places were all…erm…under my
bed…Seeing as we all share a dorm it IS a bit tough to find an original
hiding place. Oh well. How about…uh…Oh never mind, I'll find
somewhere…Anyway, this is going to be my little secret book which I get
everything noted so I remember it all. But the secrets will have to wait till
later, because I'm hungry. I have to go to breakfast or I fear I will be
left to eat my clothes. Ok I'm going insane with lack of food. So I'll be
back soon.
Tuesday, 7:00am
Ok, they found it. Harry was pretending to be asleep when he saw me get
up and write. Then he jumped up and grabbed it and ran to the Common
Room to show Hermione (Who was doing some early morning homework),
whereupon they went hysterical with laughter. I decided to take a timely
leave (Red to the roots of my hair, I might add. Inferno-like effect).
Later I tried to reclaim it from Harry which resulted in a rather ungainly
chase through the school with me yelling insults to him and him laughing like
a hyena the whole way. And as if that's not enough, I got detention for one
of the insults, just my luck…Look, it's not my fault, he WAS being a total
a-
Tuesday, 8:00am
Sorry, Slughorn came in to tell me he'd decided on a punishment. He's more
imaginative than I give him credit for. He is going to use the scourgify spell
on me FIVE TIMES tonight at 8:00 and then write out: 'That soap was
disgusting and you don't want to get it again, do you Ron Weasley, and I
hope that cleans your dirty mouth.' 100 times. I thought it was a bit
Dobby-ish, what with all the 3rd person stuff but that's Slughorn for you. I
need food again now. That chase really took it out of me. I'll write later.
Tuesday, 2:00pm
Well. That was a great breakfast for 3 reasons.
Reason Number 1: I came downstairs and a very odd sight met my eyes.
Well, Hermione was studying as per usual, Harry was stuffing his face as
per usual, but Malfoy…Well, he's usually showing off about something his
father sent him, just in case you need cluing in, but this morning I think he
did the best thing he'd ever done in his miserable life. He received a
HOWLER. And who was this howler from? Lucius Malfoy! Harry, Hermione
and I were delighted, of course. Apparently Malfoy had got in a spot of
bother with McGonagall and Lucius wasn't too happy because he wanted
Malfoy to 'Keep a low profile'. Of course Harry jumped to the conclusion
that it was because Malfoy was becoming a Death Eater and all that stuff,
but Hermione and I figured that if that were the case then Lucius Malfoy
wouldn't have yelled it out in front of the whole school. Unless he thought
that Malfoy would get it at a private place, but that's an insane idea,
especially seeing as a deaf blind old lady over in the dungeons could have
heard it (Don't ask why being blind would make a difference). I liked this
reason because MALFOY WAS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY HUMILIATED.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Ok I'm done.
Reason Number 2: Harry then ran off to the Room Of Requirement again to
see if Malfoy was there, only to come back into the Great Hall as soon as
he'd walked out, beetroot red realising that Malfoy was, obviously, at the
Slytherin table still (I use this in the loosest sense possible, as Malfoy was
more underneath the table so no one noticed him or the howler. Needless to
say it didn't work). I liked this reason because Harry was embarrassed
after embarrassing me and this was a lovely turn of events.
Reason number 3: Harry decided to leave soon after to attempt an essay,
so he said, but I think it was more to do with the fact that Hermione and I
were still exchanging looks and laughing at Harry every now and then. I
know it doesn't SOUND very funny, but the look on his face when he
remembered that Malfoy was still in the Hall and the conspicuous way that
he tried to look inconspicuous coming back into the Hall were enough to
make Madam Hooch crack a smile (rare event, trust me).
And I got alone time with HER MY OWN…Uh…swEEEEty…
Sorry, I made that up just then, I know it's a terrible nickname, but I go
googly brain mush-like when I think about her…And her hair…And eyes…And
skin…And freglibbnsssss…GOOGLE MUSH, GOOGLE MUSH sorry. Oh wait…I
didn't say anything about her before, sorry, because I assumed Harry and
Hermionflllgggg (GOOGLE MUSH ARGH) would find this diary and find out
this secret, and guess what? Herm…THEY did find the diary (Avoidance of
mush-bringing thoughts). But now they think I've stopped writing this so all
will be well. And I finally realised that all I need is a simple concealment
charm on it locked with a password so that they can't get in anyway.
So. As I was saying earlier, this is a diary for my secrets. And I think you
guessed SN1 (Secret Number 1).
I
LOVE
HERMIONE
Need I tell you why I liked Reason Number 3?
SUMMARY:
I know this was short, very short, but the next chapter WILL BE OF LENGTH. Longer length anyway. So you will review, yes? I hope so. Working on next chapter immediately, so hopefully soon this CHAPTER OF LENGTH will be up. R&R need I remind you. Though I shouldn't have to. I will reply to reviews on the summaries like this one. But obviously no reviews yet as this is only just going up, but that can change. Meh. Ron's not the only one going insane…