Series: Bleach, Naruto, Deathnote, FVII, Pokemon, Gintama
A/N: Omake: Parody of Gintama's Kinpachi-sensei parody.
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"Stand!" he voiced monotonously, "Ok, open up your Gintama Volume 1 books! Today in class we're going to clarify the meaning of 'Gintama'."
Who was this weirdo with half a scorpion skeleton eating his head? Their homeroom teacher? How'd he get his degree? Furthermore, why are they in a class? Wasn't this the Emo Club? Where'd the club go?
"So...is there anyone here that knows the meaning of 'gintama'?" he asked, writing the word on the blackboard, screeching chalk and all.
"U-um, sensei?"
"Yeah?"
"That says...um..."
"I can't hear you."
"It says Kintama, dumbass, you can't even spell! Why are you a teacher?"
"Shut up spoon-kid, anyone else know the answer to the question?"
"Teacher!"
"What now?"
"I can't see the board!" Raito stood up, pulling on thick glasses, "Kira's long-ass emo hair is in the way!"
He was just secretly jealous because the blonde could walk around and rightfully be called 'Kira' without any legal complications. Why'd his parents name him Light? What kind of name was Light? And why'd his mom have to marry his dad? Why? Why? If she hadn't, his last name wouldn't read 'I'm a gay' to dyslexics! Then again, he wouldn't have access to all the police files... But then-
"Kira, I told you to cut your hair or pull it out."
"B-but-"
"Then leave."
"Y-you can't do that! I'll sue!" he cried pitifully.
"Goddammit. Ok, back to class."
"Teacher!" Raito stood again, knocking over his chair.
"What now?"
"Transfer student Uchiha is playing with his Pikachu finger puppet in class!" he scowled, "And he keeps giggling like a maniac! It's disrupting my ability to learn."
"Teacher!" Sasuke gasped, "I haven't been disrupting the other students! In the ninja academy we were always allowed to play with Pokemon merchandise in class!"
"Is that so? Then go back there!" he replied exasperatedly, "Ok! Back to the lesson."
"Teacher!"
Kids these days...so rude.
"I thought you weren't allowed to smoke in class," Cloud inquired.
"This isn't a cigarette, it's a lollipop."
"Smoke doesn't come out of lollipops," he pointed out.
"This one is a super duper lollipop."
Riiiiiiiiiing.
"Uh...the stuff I said now will be on the test. Be sure you take notes. That's all!" he shouted at them before running out the door. Shounen Jump came out today!
"I'm going to switch schools..." Kira sniffled.
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A/N: oO There should be more Gintama.