Shadow Underpants III
The Chapter Length Saga!
Sonic, Tails, and even Shadow were lazily gathered around the TV, Sonic sprawled on the couch, Tails laying down on the carpet with a few pillows, and Shadow resting his Air Shoes up on his recliner. It had been an incredibly dull day, and both Tails and Sonic were contemplating snapping their fingers to make it less dull.
"Man…I'm soooo bored. I wish something would happen…" Sonic muttered, twitching slightly on the couch.
"We could go see a movie," Tails answered from the floor.
"Nothing good showing," Shadow said, putting a hole in that plan.
"We could paint ourselves yellow and create havoc at the zoo," Sonic then suggested. Both Shadow and Tails peered over at the blue blur.
"To hot for that. Besides, we did that last week," Tails finally answered, Shadow blinking confused. He had been, as Sonic and Tails called it, 'Shadow Underpants' at the time, so he did not remember it.
"One day I need to figure out how you two get into all those weird situations with me and I don't remember a thing…" Shadow muttered from his recliner.
"Errr…Acute amnesia?" Tails suggested lamely. Shadow merely shrugged.
"Knock, knock, knock!" they all heard, someone pounding on their door.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!" the three shouted, and both Tails and Sonic did Paper while Shadow did Rock, so the Ultimate Life Form pried himself from his chair and headed to the door.
Opening it, he saw a certain pink hedgehog rush past him and into the TV room, where he had just been.
"Sonniku! How are you doing?" Amy asked, as Shadow returned the room, finding Amy Rose peering over Sonic, who was still lying lazily on the couch.
"Hey Amy," Sonic muttered, waving one of his hands dismissively, to tired to do anything else.
The pink hedgehog, to excited to notice Sonic didn't answer her question, grinned. "Excellent! There's a movie I want to see. It's (Insert Name of Generic Chick Flick Here)!" Amy said, excitedly. "Won't you take me?"
"No! I don't want to see (Insert Name of Generic Chick Flick Here)! I want to just lay here and do absolutely nothing," Sonic answered, wiggling his bottom on the couch to emphasize the point.
Amy frowned, then looked around the room, and spotted Shadow sinking back into his Shadow-shaped impression on his chair.
"Shadow! Will you take me then?" Amy asked, intending to get Sonic jealous.
"No," Shadow answered, short and simple.
Amy frowned, then gave it some thought.
"Please?" She asked, grinning cutely at Shadow.
"No."
Amy frowned, then glanced over at Sonic, who had fallen asleep.
"THAT'S IT!" Amy shouted, pulling out her Piko Piko Hammer.
Ten minutes later, Tails awoke from his small nap he had been taking when Shadow went to go answer the door, wondering why there were mallet impressions everywhere, and where Sonic and Shadow had gone to, and who was at the door earlier.
The kitsune then shrugged, yawned, and got up to get a glass of milk.
-Three hours later, outside the movie theater-
"That was the worst movie I've ever seen…" Sonic mumbled, leaning against the wall, his strength gone.
"Oh, it wasn't that bad, but why did you keep dunking that water on Shadow whenever someone snapped their fingers?" Amy wondered. A slightly drenched Shadow was attempting to remember the last hour with little success.
"Eh…oh…No reason…Bored," Sonic lied. Tails and Sonic had promised to tell no one about Shadow's…condition, even Shadow himself, or really, especially Shadow himself. They didn't want to end up dead. Or worse.
Amy shrugged and looked around. "Let's go shopping now!"
Sonic snapped. He had enough. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the fabled 3-D Hypno Ring, the dreaded item that made Shadow turn into Captain Underpants whenever he heard someone snap their fingers.
"Hey Amy! I want to show you something!" Sonic said deviously, placing the ring on his finger.
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"You what!" Tails shouted, staring at Sonic like he was insane, as Shadow went to take a cold shower, still trying to remember the last part about the movie.
"I used the 3-D Hypno Ring on Amy…She was getting on my nerves!" Sonic retorted.
"I thought you got rid of that though…" Tails muttered.
"Sorry, I didn't. Besides, it's okay. I used it to stop her from bugging us, make us cookies tomorrow, and to not go evil and try to destroy Station Square," Sonic said, waving his hand dismissively.
"Why did you tell her that last one?" Tails wondered, confused.
"I don't know. Just in case," the blue blur shrugged.
Tails paused, frowning at Sonic, then shrugging as well.
-Late at Night…-
"Oh god! My spleen! It's not suppose to bend that way!" a mustached maniac shouted in pain. It was…Eggman!
Wait…Eggman? Screaming in pain? With a spleen!
"Good! Now give me what I need!" a slightly higher pitched voice said. Though, Eggman's voice was a lot higher with his spleen in danger at the moment.
"Fine, fine!" Eggman said. "Anything you need!"
"Good," the female voice said, smiling in the dark.
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"Wooo! I feel fully refreshed and ready for the day!" Sonic shouted, entering the kitchen and seeing what cereal they had for breakfast.
"Let's see…Sonic O's…Yuck! Admiral Munch, eh. Assorted Charms, nah. Honey Nut Hellos…Not today," Sonic muttered, sorting through the cereal, finally deciding on the Raison Nut Bam.
Bam! The cereal exploded slightly as he poured the milk on it, but that was where it got the third word of it's name…
He munched the cereal as Shadow staggered in, looking like he got no sleep.
"You okay, oh Ultimate Life Form?" Sonic wondered.
"Nightmares…visions of…underpants…" Shadow muttered, slumping against the fridge.
"Hello everyone!" Tails said cheerfully, hovering in.
"What have you been up to now?" Sonic wondered, as Shadow started snoring and drooling against the fridge.
"Making the universal remote really universal!" Tails said, his right eye twitching slightly.
"Er, you do know that would involve bending the universe around you and possibly destroying it, right?" Sonic wondered, moving his spoon around in his cereal carefully.
"I might…" Tails muttered.
"And how many sodas did you have last night?" Sonic asked, stopping his stirring and looking at his best friend.
"Oh…Seven or eight," Tails answered.
"Right…"
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"Chaos in the streets. Like when the army of accountants, or those pranking penguins had come to call, but now, it's caused by only one person! She's demanding to see Sonic!" the reporter said on the news, Tails, no longer on his soda high, was listening to it, as were Sonic and Shadow.
"This is boring Tails. Change it to cartoons," Sonic muttered, turning over on his couch, yawning loudly.
Both Shadow and Tails looked at each other, then glared at the back of Sonic.
A few minutes later, Sonic was pushed out the door, and the three dashed off to see what Station Square needed them to do.
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Amy Rose cackled evilly as she surveyed the damaged area. The equipment she had taken from Eggman certainly could do quite a bit of damage. She had armor on, and various lasers could spring from them.
"Halt evil doer!" Sonic shouted, jumping off a building and landing in front of Amy, Shadow and Tails landing behind him.
"Hello Sonic," Amy said, grinning evilly.
"Wait a minute…Amy?" Sonic asked, confused and dropping his guard.
"Correct!" the pink hedgehog yelled, throwing up her right arm as she fired a blast from it, sending Sonic sprawling, Shadow going as well, hit with the backlash and Sonic flying backwards into him.
"Amy! Why are you evil all of a sudden?" Tails wondered, backing up slowly.
Amy shrugged, "Just sort of came over me yesterday."
Tails frowned, thinking. It must have been the 3-D Hypno Ring! Amy was doing the opposite of what Sonic had told her to do…
"And now I shall destroy you all, like a twig," Amy laughed, snapping her fingers.
"TRA LA LA!" Amy and Tails heard, turning their heads slowly.
Sonic was hurt, trying to get back up but fell over, but Shadow stood behind him, somehow already in tidy whities and a red drape for a cape, holding an extra pair in his right hand like a gun. His eyes darted to the fallen Sonic, then up to Amy.
"For Truth, Justice, and all that is Pre-Shrunk and Cottony!" Shadow Underpants shouted, dashing forward and firing the underpants.
It took Amy by surprise, falling backwards from the underwear blow. Shadow Underpants jumped upwards, tackling Amy.
"WEDGIE POWER!" Shadow Underpants shouted, attempting to give Evil Amy a wedgie, but her metal armor prevented him from doing so!
"Shadow! I mean…Captain Underpants! Don't hurt her! She's hypnotized! We need to capture her!" Tails shouted.
Shadow Underpants nodded to Tails and brought his fist around, slamming it straight through Amy's armor and…
"ATOMIC WEDGIE POWER!" Shadow shouted, giving Evil Amy an atomic wedgie.
Amy gritted her teeth and spun, her metallic armor fixing itself as she aimed a laser at Shadow.
"So Shadow, looks like this is what Sonic and Tails had been hiding from everyone else…" Amy grinned.
"I'm Captain Underpants, not Shadow!" Shadow shouted, pulling out another extra pair of underwear.
Amy grinned yet again, "So you say…"
They charged each other, underwear versus laser!
There was a large explosion as Shadow Underpants and Evil Amy went flying. Shadow, as he was falling, pulled out a roll of toilet paper from nowhere, using it like a rope on a flagpole, twisting around and grabbing the unconscious Evil Amy, landing safely in front of times.
"Captain Underpants saves the day yet again!" Shadow Underpants said, grinning widely.
"How did you do that? That was just a pair of underwear, and then swinging on toilet paper!" Tails shouted, unbelieving.
"Never doubt the power of underwear, and with the toilet paper. Well, it was two-ply," Shadow Underpants said proudly.
"Okay…let's just take Amy back to dehypnotize her, and to get Sonic back up and moving," Tails shrugged, deciding to just let it go. No use arguing with Shadow when he was like this.
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The first part to the epic Shadow Underpants: The Chapter Length Saga!
What else is in store for Shadow, his underpanty personality, Amy, Sonic, Tails, Eggman and more? See next part!
I do not own Sonic, Captain Underpants, or any related titles, except this story, and my own underpants.
Also, big hand to Amy, being the first Sonic Character to finally make an appearance, excluding Shadow, Tails, and Sonic of course.
A special prize to the person who knows what scene I'm making fun of and where in this part.
Hint: It involves Shadow the Hedgehog…