Chapter 3
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The next day everyone met at the bridge only to discover Ka--I mean Silverhead not there. They all just stood there as a tumbleweed passed by them. A few hours later when they were supposed to be at school Silverhead finally showed up. Everyone pretty much dogpiled on top of him and beat him. He just apologized as everyone went seperate ways. The four genins were walking to their jounin sensei, Shamato, who they had had a hard day with yesterday.
FLASHBACK
Our four genins were walking to their jounin sensei while doing their own thing. As--I mean Smokey smoking, Siverhead reading his perverted book, Jumpsuit jumping rope all the way there, and Red Eyes just plain old walking(Just kidding she was poofing to different places). Their jounin sensei saw the items in mouth, in hand, and..uh...in eyes. He ran to them and swiped up the jump rope, the book, and the cigarette. The four just looked at his angry eyes.
"Kids should not be smoking, reading perverted books, or...uh...jump roping for that matter!" Shamato said in rage. Silverhead was trying to get his book back as he watched Shamato reading it and starting to giggle at it. He was also smoking Smokey's cigarette and was tying the jump rope around his waist like a belt. The four just sweatdropped at the sight. Their jounin was more addicted to their stuff than they were.
At the end of the day nobody on their team had done anything but sit there, waiting for their jounin to hurry up and...oh I don't know...TRAIN THEM! They were sitting their in anger as of today because their jounin wouldn't do anything about them so they just snuck away from him.
END FLASHBACK
Today he was still sitting their reading that book with red eyes that made it look like he hadn't slept in months. They stared at him for a long time, not recieving a glance back from him. They decided it was stupid to just stand there so they went over to him and slapped him across the face. His face went back and away from the book. They waited for his response. All he did was rebound and go back to reading the book. They did this over and over again until they got tired of slapping him and instead tried to steal the book from him.
Meanwhile...
In class the 15 were staring at Iruka with a bored look on his face. He was almost finished with his speech fortunately for them.
"...and that is how you skin a boar with your teeth. Any questions?" Iruka said as a boy in the back raised his hand. This was some random boy who had appeared from the shadows of the classroom just so he could hear " and that's how you skin a baor with your teeth.". The boy rose his hand up and Iruka picked him. "Yes?" Iruka asked as the boy put his hand down.
"What does skinning a boar with your teeth have to do with the release and control of chakra?" The boy said as many who were paying attention nodded in agreement. Iruka looked at them.
"Uhhhh...ask...um...the other chuunins today is over good bye!" Iruka said as he raced out the door. All the kids cheered as they resumed what they were doing. Throwing paper airplanes all over, shooting spitballs, eating their lunches early, the regular. Just then all of them thought This isn't enough. Then everyone smiled evilly at each other and started picking up desks and throwing them outside as they sat on them. They started sliding down a nearby hill smack dab(BAM!) right into a brick wall. They just got up rubbed their faces and went to go do it again. The 15 remembered they had to get going towards Iruka's so he coud show them that place. Iruka had just passed them when suddenly BAM! They too ran smack dab into a brick wall. They rubbed their faces as they watched Le-- I mean Flaming Youth climb up the wall using only his feet and no blue chakra underneath. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Youth how did you get up there? I mean without chakra." Ramen yelled up as he too tried but failed miserably. He suddenly fell again and knocked everyone down like dominoes(literally like dominoes) except for Gaara, the end person, who used his sand to block him from tilting over. Everyone went " awww man..." when suddenly the sand pushed Gaara over and everyone yelled: " HURRAY!" Gaara just said to himself
"I hate you all. so. much."
The end of the day came quite soon as everyone went home, forgetting to go to Iruka's. The same as the four genins. They forgot too.
Meanwhile...
Where are they? Hello!" Iruka yelled as he stood there...all alone at the Academy in the dark as he waited for the arrival of everyone. He just kept yelling all night when someone shut him up with...nothing! He just came over and whacked him on the head.
SHUT UP SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" The man shouted as he stomped back to his house grumbling. Iruka hung his head low and went home only to meet Shamato on the way. Shamato was crying because he had read the whole book and wanted more. Iruka sat next to him and cried too. The two of them cried until morning...
Writer's Comment: This chapter isn't as funny but yeah at least I updated. Anyway if any of you enjoyed this chapter as much as the others I'll continue to update...after I come home from the beach. I believe I'm almost leaving. Well enjoy this chapter as long as until I come back. This might be my longest and best story yet.